Breaking News: Gay Kiss Is Offensive And Unsuitable For Children

Popsucker.net reports that this ad was considered “offensive and unsuitable for children.”

One thing I do know is this: I will be a staunch supporter of Heinz from now on.

Anyway, I really shouldn’t add this, but I just wanted a funny clip in light of that banned commercial:

Hey, Bill.  If all you want is “JUST MAYONNAISE!” then I suggest that you shove a fistful of it up your ass then stick your pointing finger of moral holiness in it.

Then suck it.