This gosh-darn cutie is Ash Tallant, a resident of Baytown, Texas.  Those killer dimples should be illegal in all States.  He’s a friend of YouTube’s BayTownBert.  In the above video, Mr. Tallant shows a talent hidden within his uniform.

I probably don’t know my bacon, but that’s one heck of a thick bacon
(unless it’s bacon wrapped around steak or something)

He did a quick job eating that crawfish.  A 10 out of 10.