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The Many Woofy Faces Of Australian Weightlifter, Damon Kelly

BOOM! POW! BOOM! That’s pretty much the only way I could verbalize my instant thoughts when I first saw this Australian weightlifter.  His name is Damon Kelly and when I quickly did some thorough research (lol), I noticed that for a weightlifter, he’s quite stylish, to the point that I might even call him a “hipster” (or “bipster” for “bear hipster”).  Let me lay out the evidence, and you be the judge… [KEEP ON WOOFIN’!]

Kevin Michael Richardson: The Bear With The Deep Bass Voice

I shared a clip of Cleveland Jr.’s rap battle with Kanye West from my Tumblr page, which then led me to the making of said rap battle in this video:

And the rest was history.  I discovered Mr. Kevin Michael Richardson and he’s definitely dreamy (at a quick glance, I thought he was James Monroe Iglehart).  And what caught my attention was his unbelievably sexy deep bass voice.  Check him out singing from the canceled show, “The Knights Of Prosperity” (I probably would have watched if I had known that he was in it):


His character’s name was Rockefeller Butts.

And check out his Wikipedia’s description of his work.  As an animation/gaming geek, this blurb is quite orgasmic:

Richardson has usually portrayed villainous characters due to his deep voice.

His credits include Captain Gantu from Lilo & Stitch, Goro in Mortal Kombat, the second voice of Skulker on Danny Phantom, Sarevok in the Baldur’s Gate series, Jolee Bindo in Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic, Crunch Bandicoot in two of the Crash Bandicoot games, Tartarus from Halo 2, The Joker in The Batman, Ultimate Supreme Executive Chairman Drek in Ratchet & Clank, Antauri in Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!, Openly Gator from Queer Duck, Barney Rubblefrom modern-day animated series and movies based upon The Flintstones, Maurice the Aye-Aye from The Penguins of Madagascar, the unbeatable guardian of the time portal in Samurai Jack, and the voice of Exile in the late ’90s cartoon Road Rovers.

He often plays characters based on and satirizing comedian Bill Cosby, such as on Family Guy (with the voice of Jerome in the 7th episode of the 8th season) and The Boondocks. He also voices Cleveland Brown, Jr. and Lester Krinklesac in The Cleveland Show.

Finally, here are more woofy photos of Kevin Michael Richardson:

[Unknown] Bartender From “Bored To Death”

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Bored To Death has quickly become one of my favorite TV series.  Not only is the woofy Zach Galafianakis in it, the show is smartly-written and perfectly cast with Jason Schwartzman as the lead.

But on today’s post, I just want to point out a handsome actor who played a bartender in Season 1, Episode 5 (The Case Of The Lonely White Dove).  Unfortunately, IMDb nor the end credits shed any light on this mysterious stranger’s true identity…

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Shirtless Saturday: Pruitt Taylor Vince

I first noticed Pruitt Taylor Vince when I rented Heavy back in the mid-’90s.  I remember having an AOL account and I created a whole webpage dedicated to my analysis of that film.  I also remember constantly refreshing my page hoping to see my stat counter explode with visitors, but, alas, I made 327 visits to it (out of 330 total).  I wanted the world to know just how awesome the movie was.

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Whoever made this cover totally missed the whole point of the movie

I remember linking it to the Bears Mailing List and I ended up forcing my film analysis on to an unsuspecting Mr. Les K. Wright (editor of The Bear Book 1 & 2 and founder of The Bear History Project).  I was still new to the world of “bears” and Mr. Wright was very patient with my billions of questions and overeagerness.  He was very kind to my pompous film analysis of Heavy.  (If I could find it, I’d repost it here.)  But my love for that film pretty much equaled my intense attraction toward its chubby lead actor.

Anyway, all that rambling just so we could segue into today’s Shirtless Saturday model: Pruitt Taylor Vince.  I remember giggling like a giddy little girl when I finally saw him shirtless in Captivity.  Thanks to Tumblr’s moviechubs, he made me aware that just a decade and four years ago, PTV already got shirtless.  I still couldn’t believe that I missed it.

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Mr. Vince, oh wow, that is very, wow, oh my!
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I think it’s time to take it to the next level…

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Jimmy, is this blondie a swimmer? She’s been down for a whole twenty minutes!

Please check out more screenshots at the bearmythology Flickr Photostream.  And check out Chubarama for more PTV coverage.

And here are also some screenshots from Captivity.

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Shirtless Saturday: Duff Goldman Of “Ace Of Cakes”

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Like, OHMYGOD, like Duff Goldman is like right beside me, and like, he's like all shirtless and stuff and, he's like so hot and sexy and stuff, and like -- WTF?! -- I have the Food Network HD logo on my belly!

Peter C. was kind enough to point out to me that in Season 7, Episode 1 of Ace Of Cakes, Chef Duff Goldman got shirtless to swim in the icy waters of Alaska.  Not only that, he took the following screenshots as well.  Oy vey!

And if anyone knows how we can find a video clip of this, then I would be forever in your debt…

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Come Chill In The Revamped BearMythology Message Board

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I have been hard at work to make this place as fun as possible.  However, for that to happen, I need you.  I can practically post all the time, but that is ultimately boring.  I need you.  I need your input, criticisms (both the positives and negatives), and camaraderie.  There’s too much hate out there and I am in desperate need to fill a void where we can openly talk about bearish men and their respective roles in whatever media form they might be involved in: from a YouTube video clip, film, sports, and so on.

This is why I am urging you to please join and partake in the BearMythology Message Board.  I will be posting good stuff in there that I won’t post in the blog at all.  How’s that for blackmail?  I have also finally set up my Flickr account (smashedbilly’s Flickr Photostream) and I will be using the images in there in conjunction with both my blog and message board posts.

[EDIT: I have properly renamed it to bearmythology Flickr Photostream]

So, please, I am begging you.  Please join the BearMythology Message Board.  I will do everything I can to make it worth your while.  And with that, I thank you for your time.

–Your rambling blogger, Will, signing out…

BearSong Sunday: “Mudhill” By Samiam

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I rarely post on Sundays, but I figure I change all that by forcing me to work with a theme.  Hence, the nonsensical “BearSong Sunday” was born.  And let me start things off with the underrated Samiam singing Mudhill.  Great song, even greater video, and a much greater-looking lead singer: Jeff Beebout.  I can’t seem to find their official website though they do have a MySpace page.  In their missing official site, each group member posted a unique biography of himself and, needless to say, Jeff’s bio was my favorite.  It was written in a style that I’ve been trying to emulate to this day.  Anyway, I only mentioned that because what’s going on in the video is very similar to what he had said on his bio: painfully and achingly sad with a touch of absurdist humor.

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Jeff Beebout does not only possess an amazing voice, he also bears the bullgoon face that I tend to get attracted to.  He may not be large or even husky, but it doesn’t negate the fact that he’s oozing with manly sexiness.

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Here’s another person who resembles Jeff Beebout: Steve Zandi.  Steve is a co-lip singer of Harry Laos in their rendition of Chicago’s Hard Habit To Break.  Harry Laos used to have a YouTube page that I subscribed to a few years ago but it’s been taken down.  Anyway, his friend Steve Zandi were in some of the videos and quite possibly the one main reason I subscribed to Harry’s page.  Anyway, as I have managed to save some of his videos, I uploaded one in DailyMotion and it appears to not have been deleted yet.

Now that you have seen Jeff Beeout and Steve Zandi, compare them to the chubby Mike Paterson and musclechub Garry Frank.  Regardless of weight, they are all blessed with such goonish good looks…

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The Electric James Monroe Iglehart Sings “Silent E”

James Monroe Iglehart (pronounced eagle heart) has one of the most memorable songs, Silent E, in a show that I’ve been a staunch supporter of: The Electric Company.  I would have paid more attention in grade school if my teacher looked like Mr. Iglehart.  And, wow, this gorgeous bear can sing as well.

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Ernie Beath Is The PatrioticHighlander

Thanks to good buddy, BigNHusky, we now know who that massive, massive powerlifting musclechub: PatrioticHighlander from YouTube (real name is Ernie Beath).  In his YouTube page, he said that he’s in the process of writing a strength book.  Wow.  A powerlifter and a writer.  Awesome combination.

Here are two videos where we get to see Mr. Ernie Beath doing lifts while shirtless.  Unbelievably.  Spectacular…


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Goonday Moonday: Garry Frank

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Garry Frank has got to be my all-time favorite powerlifter.  To me, he’s just supremely perfect: the squinty eyes, the husky/muscular build (huscular), round bald head, thick arms & legs, and, man, sometimes I can’t add anything more to that.  I mean, just look at this perfect musclechub…  If there is a certain specific type of “face” I tend to get attracted to the most, then it has to be what I would call “The Garry Frank Bulldog Look” (I will post about this “look” throughout this week).

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So for today’s Goonday Moonday, here is the fantastic behemoth Mr. Garry Frank…


Part 1 of 3 of Garry Frank’s Documentary
View the rest at House Of Pain: Weightlifting & Strongman News
(Thank you to BassBassBoomBoom for the heads up!)

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Two Woofy Tuesday: Damian Abraham Vs. Max Flövik

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On today’s Two Woofy Tuesday, we are pitting two hard rocking musicians who are balding, bearded, husky/chubby, and are oftentimes shirtless or even semi-nude.  Hello, daddy!  So, as always, the simple, yet difficult, question is asked…  Who is the woofiest balding, bearded, husky/chubby, and oftentimes shirtless or semi-nude hard rocking musician: Damian Abraham of Fucked Up or Max Flövik of Lillasyster?

Big “Thank Yous” to the most awesome Chubarama for introducing me to Fucked Up and Medonje Serbian Gay Bear Blog for introducing me to Lillasyster.

Here are some videos from both groups…

Shirtless Saturday: Jacob duRandt-Ahlstrom or Dávid János, Either Way, I Don’t Care Who You Are

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Hey, being gay allows me to quote sugary pop bands, such as the Backstreet Boys (and whether you admit to it or not, their songs make for great karaoke).  Anyway, on today’s Shirtless Saturday, we have this beefy pro-wrestler from Canada (based on his MySpace bio) who goes by the name of Jacob duRandt-Ahlstrom; however, he also goes by the name of Dávid János when competing in strongman competitions (check out such photos here).  So, I’m not pretty sure what his real name is, but all I can say is that he is one heck of a stunning musclebear.  I initially found the following two shirtless photos from the currently-on-hiatus blog, thickslab.com (1st post; 2nd post).

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Tom Colicchio: “Top Chef New York”

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As much as the Woof Factor is off the roof with Top Chef contestants, Daniel and Richard (yes, I have not forgotten about him!), it is Tom Colicchio who’s giving me an even more incentive to tune in to the show.  This man just exudes a confident and commanding presence that’s just beyond sexy.

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*ba dum bum ching!*

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Shirtless Saturday: Lester Speight in “Norbit”

I remember rushing to see Norbit in theaters (my apologies to the elderly lady walking down Tropicana St. — someone should show her the proper way to handle a cane) just so I could see a shirtless Lester Speight (aka Reebok’s Terry Tate) as promised by the trailer.  Unfortunately, his 10-seconds shirtless scene in the trailer was the exact 10-seconds shirtless scene I saw in the movie.  And being a glutton for punishment, I then bought the DVD so I could own that 10-seconds shirtless scene.

Lo and behold, I found more clips of a shirtless Lester Speight in the DVD’s “Deleted Scenes”!  Huzzah!  Here are some screenshots of this massive musclebear who is undoubtedly bulging with primo muscles…

(Unfortunately, his Official Site appears to be down.  Hopefully, it is just temporary.)

Here’s a classic viral video of Lester Speight’s alter-ego, Terrible Terry Tate, on vacation.  The money shots are at 0:40 and 1:46; and if you have amazing vision, a quickie fourth of a second right at 0:50.  Lol.


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[FUN FACT: Wade Williams as Officer-turned-prisoner Bellick beat the living daylights out of Lester Speight’s character in Season 1 of Prison Break.  Thank you to The Origami Crane for the stills.]

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HELP! Please Identify This Bearish DJ (Michael Carrera)

[EDIT: Sofakingbear, a ravishing bear himself, has pointed out to us this cute bear’s name: Michael Carrera (MySpace Page).  Looks like he’s grown out his hair and sporting a beard.  Man, oh man, and he is still a stunner.  Wows!]

I was just wondering if any of you guys recognize the cute bear in the following photos.  I got them from MySpace and I forgot to label them correctly and just saved the images with those annoyingly long hash of numbers and letters.  Anyway, I think he’s a DJ, but I could be wrong.  Anyway, whether we find out who he is or not, all I can say is he is just MIGHTY DAMN FINE…  WoooooooF!

Yeah, this photo sealed the deal for me.  🙂

[EDIT: I just found this one and I guess he is a DJ…]

Tamerlan Tmenov Versus Paolo Bianchessi: Russian & Italian Judokas

More Judo Bears from the 2008 Beijing Olympics: the Russian Tamerlan Tmenov against the Italian Paolo Bianchessi

I only posted this photo because we get to see another glimpse
of Mr. Bianchessi’s cool tattoo…


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Aw, man…  Gotta love two baldies rubbing their smooth, sweaty heads on each other…

The Guvnor Mickey Francis Is Also The Daddy

Next time I hear someone yell and ask, “Who’s The Daddy?,” I will give them a confused look as I decide on answering with either Ray Winstone, Glenn Ross, or The Guvnor Mickey Francis



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The Guvnor Mickey Francis [Official Site; MySpace; YouTube] is a professional wrestler from Manchester, England.  Not only does he possess a godlike stocky physique that’s prone to getting drenched by bottled water, he has this stunning smile and infectious laugh that can catch you literally unawares.

The following photo set shows the woofy Guvnor and his mad skills with purified water body soaking (that should be a sport in itself!)…

The following photo set truly exudes his magnetic charisma simply by just smiling.  *sighs*

And, lest I forget my little (lol) fetish, here are some photos that I personally find to be really nice.  -_^

Chris Evangelista: “I’m Not Here To Be A Tough Guy”

Here’s another video of one of the sexiest bail bondsman around, Chris Evangelista of HBO’s Family Bonds fame.  Another big “Thank You!” to D.T. for this…


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And here are some screenshots of the “hot, sweaty, belligerent Chris flaring up at a party”…  (That’s a D.T. quote and I cannot describe these screenshots any better than that!)

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Gerard Benderoth: Police Officer, Strongman, Bullgoon Model

Bassbassboomboom and Bullneck are two bull & goon-loving guys who were responsible for introducing me to the massive and handsome Gerard Benderoth.


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Here are some classic photos of this unbelievable bullgoon…

The following fantastic photos are from Highstrungloner’s Flickr Page

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