MMA Fighter Roy Nelson Is Downloadable

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Seriously, wouldn’t that be amazing?  Who wouldn’t want to have a “Weird Science” world where we could just “download” any (and all) of our bear/chub/daddy fantasies in physical form?  Though it might not be a reality, video games are acceptable substitutions as CG graphics are quickly becoming realistic as possible… [KEEP ON WOOFIN’!]

Shirtless Saturday: Hooligan-A-Gram

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Oi! Click on the bloody photo below to check out my bloomin’ message for you blokes on Shirtless Saturday!

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That's right, I followed Whitney's (or Peobo's) advice and learned to love myself

This is from an old Discovery Channel UK ad for the TV series, Football Hooligans International.  Looks like it only lasted for one season, but I’m glad they have left that Hooligan-A-Gram for us to enjoy.  Make sure to share your own work of art in the comments section.

The Left Nipple, Exposed Belly, & Dramatic Faces Of Drew Powell

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In Leverage (Season 1, Episode 10), Drew Powell guest starred as — surprise! — a “fat slob.”  Despite my sarcasm, I actually love seeing him like that.  Lol.

At this point, I have composed a short photo essay on Drew Powell’s three main features and assets that tend to show up in any of his acting gigs.  Let us begin…

EXHIBIT I
THE LEFT NIPPLE

Before you go through the following exhibits, please refresh yourself with this old post: Drew Powell: A Scientific Discussion Of His Mammary Papilla.

Mr. Powell’s protruding nipples always make their appearances.  However, it is his left nipple that tend to get the most screentime.  Here are three completely different scenes from Leverage… You be the judge.

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EXHIBIT II
THE EXPOSED BELLY

Before perusing through the photos, please check out his two commercials: Jack In The Box and 21st Century Insurance.  That’s right.  His belly would always make a peek-a-boo appearance.  Sometimes just a tease and sometimes it’s full-blown exposed such as in the images below…

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EXHIBIT III
THE DRAMATIC FACES

Finally, despite (and probably because of) Mr. Powell’s common “comedic” roles, he does the best he can with the materials that have been given to him.  Here are just a few samples of his intense dramatic range…

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Well, there you have it.  After all of that, you’re probably wondering: “Man, when does he get shirtless?”  Ah…  Glad you asked.  See you in the next post…

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Welcome To BearMythology Version 2.0

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If you have visited this site before, you might notice that it has completely lost its really gay light blue color (which also happened to be my favorite color).  I just thought, “What the heck, let’s spruce up this joint.”  Also, I feel that I have somewhat abandoned the blog for the past few months due to personal issues.  So, I decided that I needed to change things up a bit and be more productive, which was why I have doubled my post counts this month (compared to the past two months alone).  I’m making amends and will continue to post the best of the best this month (well, subjective of course, as it’s still all about my personal attractions).  Unfortunately, I’m going on vacation next week which is also why I’m posting a lot as well.

the chubby cable guyGoodbye, light blue…

One thing I added is an advertisement for the Children’s Miracle Network.  I would just like to ask a favor and to please click on it when you get a chance (or even a few more times if you can).  Basically, I picked a sponsor while you guys and gals voluntarily watch my sponsor’s ad.  And based on the length of watching it and/or amount of click-thrus, this blog earns balloon points which, in turn, are used as monetary equivalent by my sponsor to donate to the Children’s Miracle Network.  It’s for a good cause and I’d feel better knowing that the upcoming movie, bruno, will be doing something good.  Anyway, the ad is on the bottom of the sidebar.  And with that, I thank you very much…

Belly MountainI photoshopped away the biker in the above photo,
which you can find at AdsOfTheWorld

Speaking of advertisements, Içimdeki Ayi, had posted this pretty funny Doritos commercial…

I also want to apologize to those who’d email me or post on this blog and even the message board as I tend to be an absentee host.  Just be patient with me and I’ll get to you.  Mmkay?  -_^

300 PizzusCorrect me if I am wrong, but isn’t that Sean of Hot Fur &
Britain’s Next Bear Model fame
holding the “pizzus”?

Anyway, hope you guys like the new look.  And, now, I’ll shut up and let’s get back to talking about bears, bears, and even more bears…

BIG HUGS,
Will

Why I Love YouTube, Reason #3,827: Chubby Bear Getting Into A Drunken MMA Fight Club Hybrid

Check out the dude staring at the cubby bear’s wonderful exposed belly.  He just couldn’t resist that he had to touch the cute bear’s bellybutton.  As this is a two-year old YouTube video, this drunken digital mayhem is much longer than the current drunken videos.  That is why I need to point out the best bits for you guys: right at the 4:31 mark, it is where you see the cop-a-bellybutton scene…

There is something truly surreal and absurd about this video.  After the lucky dude cops a feel, Fatboy Slim’s Weapon Of Choice starts playing in the background, while that same lucky dude ends up playing with his thumb.  “What the eff,” you ask?  You just gotta watch the bizarro nature of it all.  God bless the internets.

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Richie Incognito: Husky Football Player Part Whoa

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richie-incognito-kneelingfrom bigfoulbeast’s Flickr Photostream

I’ve posted about Richie Incognito before and then I remembered that I needed to perform my civic duty and re-google some new photos of him…  The task is done.

richie-incognito-trainingfrom John Anderson’s pbase gallery
(according to him, Richie wore his jersey like this ALL DAY!)

richie-incognito-training-02This is pretty blurry, but hey, it’s better than nuthin’!… or…
DAMN YOU, IMAGE STABILIZATION FOR ACTION SHOTS!!!

Anyway, here’s my doctored close-up of that first photo…  (By the way, anybody knows of a good app that can resize an image without making it look pixellated?)

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Warren Sapp: A Glimpse Of The Woofy Belly

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Oh.  Wow.

We finally get a glimpse of Warren Sapp‘s gorgeous belly.  This occurred during his practice session in Dancing With The Stars with Kym Johnson for the Viennese Waltz.  Once I figure out a way to capture the HD quality screenshots from my Cox Cable DVR*, I’ll post them here.  In the meantime, here are some not-too-clear screenshots…

(* Any tips and tricks from capturing good video from Cox Cable DVR will be greatly appreciated.)

And as a bonus (for me, anyway) Mr. Sapp is dressed in pink and extremely sweaty…  Reminds me of another cute sweaty bear wearing a long-sleeved pink shirt

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Donovan Scott: Let Me Hear Your Body Woof

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I remember being so instantly smitten by all the chubby guys in the 80’s classic music video, “Physical,” by Olivia Newton-John.  More specifically, I was extremely attracted to the chubby bear with the oh-so-skimpy green tanktop.  (As a sidenote, I also remember getting furious at what happened to all of those beautiful chubbies by the end of the music video.)  Anyway, I would later realize that this was the same cute chubby rookie cop in Police Academy.  Ah, Mr. Donovan Scott, how extremely cute and adorable you are…


Better quality of this tastefully trashy music video here.

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Donovan Scott seems to enjoy being ridden on like a whale…
Hmm.. that reminds me of a website that was a major part of my
education on the world of chubbies during the golden age of dial-up…
the ever-classic thewhalerider.com.

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