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Shirtless Saturday: Manuel Martinez

Happy Halloween, guys and ghouls!  Today’s Shirtless Saturday is a very delectable treat for you all.  It’s Manuel Martinez completely naked in the upcoming film, Estigmas.  That’s right.  You’ve heard it right.  Manuel Martinez.  Is.  Not.  Wearing.  Anything.  At.  All…

And as he is truly naked, please click on to see it

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Corey Procter: Dallas Cowboys’ Center, Free Reign Drummer, Buffalo Bill Impersonator

Corey Procter as Jim Morrison
In an alternate universe, I would so buy this album...

A few months ago, Pat sent me an email about a metal group composed of four Dallas Cowboys players called “Free Reign” and I’ve been meaning to post about it but just “forgot” about it.  (I’m sorry, Pat!)  Two days ago, Brad sent me a video link to one of the woofy band member being shirtless and reenacting a very memorable/disturbing scene from Silence Of The Lambs.  You just have to see it for yourself…

Point is, I seem tend to focus on any news concerning big guys being shirtless…  😉

Corey Procter

This spectacularly beefy man is Corey Procter (Dallas Cowboys’ Center and Free Reign‘s drummer).  Here’s a video of Corey Proctor and Marc Colombo promoting their debut concert at the Granada Theater:

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Goonday Moonday: Stephen Peterman

Stephen Peterman

Now if there is a face that makes you want to describe as a “bullgoon,” then my dear friends that above photo of Stephen Peterman is a perfect example.  I finally got to know who he was; I once posted his “unknown” photo here: Sometimes, You Just Wanna Say “Awwww”…  But as a refresher, here is that unknown favorite photo again…

LSU Tigers @ the 2004 Sugar Bowl.

Speaking of LSU Tigers, chubby wonder twins John Goodman and Paul Rae are huge fans.

Stephen Peterman collage

Stephen Peterman was then drafted by the Dallas Cowboys but he is currently playing for the Detroit Lions.  Speaking of which, Detroit just got their first win yesterday, ending their 19-game losing streak (they haven’t won since December 23, 2007).

DETROIT - DECEMBER 09: Stephen Peterman #66 of the Detroit Lions runs into the arena against the Dallas Cowboys on December 9, 2007 at Ford Field in Detroit, Michigan.  (Photo by Chris McGrath/Getty Images)
DETROIT - DECEMBER 09: Stephen Peterman #66 of the Detroit Lions runs into the arena against the Dallas Cowboys on December 9, 2007 at Ford Field in Detroit, Michigan. (Photo by Chris McGrath/Getty Images)

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Lions Camp Football

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This was the photo that assisted me in googling his name...
This was the photo that assisted me in googling his name. Thanks, coach...

Shirtless Saturday: David DeLuise

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Thanks to John (from my previous David DeLuise post), he pointed us out as to where we could find some shirtless scenes of David DeLuise.  That collage is taken from the Disney Original Movie, Wizards Of Waverly Place: The Movie.  I have never watched the series before, but after watching the film, I have become an instant fan.  Of course, it helps that daddy bear eye candy David DeLuise is in it…  Here are some video clips of his shirtless scene as well as his adorably cute dancing scene…

Now let me go back.  I just called David DeLuise a “daddy bear.”  I am like 1 year younger than him yet for some reason, I have no issues calling him a “daddy bear.”  While researching for further info about him, I stumbled upon this article:

David DeLuise works his magic in ‘Wizards of Waverly Place’
By Rick Bentley | McClatchy Newspapers

At a recent New York autograph signing by the cast of the Disney Channel series “Wizards of Waverly Place,” David DeLuise kept hearing the same thing from young fans: “I wish you were my dad.”

“I tell them that we can write a script and then their dad will act just like me,” says DeLuise in a telephone inter-view. “Of course my real daughter is standing behind me just rolling her eyes.”

What has caught the admiration of so many young fans is DeLuise’s fun-loving and caring portrayal of Jerry Russo, the dad to wizards played by Selena Gomez, David Henrie and Jake T. Austin on the cable series. Maria Canals-Barrera plays their mom, Theresa.

The fans will see a different side of DeLuise’s character in the Disney Channel’s “Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie.”

As the story goes on the series, Jerry gave up his magical abilities when he decided to marry a mortal. A miscast spell turns back the romance clock to the time before Jerry and Theresa met, which means Jerry gets the old magic back.

While the children run around trying to reverse the spell to get back their parents, Jerry gets some use out of his magic.

“It was really fun to have my own wand. It was really cool because it had a handle. I am sure it’ll be in a toy store one day and I’ll have to buy one,” DeLuise says.

He uses the wand a lot because the movie has more than 300 special effects, more than the series.

Another change between the TV show and the movie: The series is shot entirely on a soundstage in front of a stu-dio audience but the two-hour movie was produced during six weeks in Puerto Rico, as if it were a feature film.

The switch from the TV style of shooting to a feature film approach was not that difficult for DeLuise, who has been in the movies “Dracula, Dead and Loving It,” “Kicking and Screaming” and “Robin Hood: Men in Tights.”

DeLuise, 37, began his career at the age of 8 when he played the son to his real father, Dom DeLuise, in the television movie “Happy.” He jokes that he had to audition for the role. Now it is his turn to be the veteran actor surrounded by youngsters.

“We have exceptional kids who are all super funny and super nice,” DeLuise says. “We got lucky. Selena has something you are just born with that is magical.”

(c) 2009, The Fresno Bee (Fresno, Calif.).

[SOURCE: Pantagraph.com]

"How much for that daddy bear in the runway?"

“I wish you were my dad.”

Oddly enough, I have that same wish yet at the same time I want a different type of “dad.”  Again, this brings me to my theory that closeted gay men are basically missing (give or take) 15 years of their actual sexual lives.  Let’s see, I’m currently 36, so subtract 15 and that makes me 21 years old.  Yup, that’s about right.  I should be looking for a partner and not a “daddy figure” but, hey, them’s the breaks.  😉

Alrighty then.  -_^  With that tangent out of the way, here are further handsome photos of Mr. David DeLuise…

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This Is A BIG Ad!

High Land Games

I love advertising, especially advertising that includes large and husky men.  Well, I tend to hang around at AdsOfTheWorld to catch on such ads of studly pork & beefmuffins.  To my pleasant surprise, I stumbled unto this Flickr Photostream called this is a BIG ad!.  It is THE best place to see global advertising utilizing our beautiful hefty brethren.  Sure some of the commercials are aimed to convince our big lugs to lose weight, but hey, we get what we can get, correct?

The following are just a delicious sampling of the ads he has collected in his Flickr Photostream…  Big thanks to WOOF! Bear Blog for giving us the 411 on this awesome photostream.

Alterosa Theater
Whoever took this photo is definitely a perv... Thank you!
Volkswagen 2
Santa Maria! The bullgoon on the right reminds me of Ludovic Berthillot.
Zhangbei Fitness
"Sit on me! When you're not strong..."
National Movie Archive
Good thing he's not blocking the beefy executioner's body or -- ahem -- HEADS WILL ROLL!
UNIFIEO
AWESOME WORKING ENVIRONMENT EVER!

The RX Club

Pepsi
Yo chimp, someone needs to teach you some basic Business Acumen 101. Lesson #1: Hot chubby bear has a better banana than a truckload of bananas. A big F MINUS to you!
Unwired
Even when looking absolutely deathly ill, he's still freaking hot!
Nagaraya Nuts
If this is for Mr. Nagaraya's nuts, then I'm game!
Nagaraya Nuts
For crying out loud, Mr. Nagaraya, you are such a tease. *pouts*
Zaf Fitness
Here chubby, chubby, chubby, chubby...

WillZone In “Kickass Baby!”

So there’s a new blog I just started stalking following on Tumblr, and he goes by the nickname of WillZone.  I never would have found out about him if the woofy The Pickup Bear did not reblog this photo of WillZone:

willzone tumblr

I then started to browse through it and, for some reason, the things he would be interested in suddenly became interesting to me as well.  The dong works in mysterious ways.  Anyway, while browsing his blog, I came upon his awesome video: “Kickass Baby!”

Lol.  A Baby Jedi is definitely kickass!  And WillZone is definitely one woofy, kickass bear…

Joe Davison: Woofy Independent Filmmaker

Joe Davison Beast

Joe Davison shotgunEver since I saw the low-budget film, 100 Tears, on DVD, not only did I become an instant fan of this ultra-gory slashfest, I also instantly fell in love with its writer/star, Joe Davison.  Unlike modern slasher films, this movie does not shy away from the actual “kill moment” nor does it switch to computer trickery either.  You see the incoming kill, you see what actually happens, and you then see its cringe-worthy results.

I really want to see what Joe can do with an actual Hollywood budget and I can only salivate on the what-ifs scenarios.  I then continued to follow his progress in the difficult world of independent filmmaking and I am excited to learn that his new film, Experiment 7, will be released soon (unfortunately, just for the lucky guys and ghouls who can attend the Freak Show Film Fest in Orlando, Florida).

Joe Davison shades

Joe Davison 100 TearsBeing a horror fan who’s slowly losing his interest in the genre, it is passionate artists like Joe Davison who keep hooking me back in.  100 Tears was low-budget and it showed.  However, it made up for down-to-earth acting and realistic gruesome special effects that never once used any digital manipulation.  When I then saw him in Fearmakers, I was a bit disappointed with the film and its special effects as it actually relied on computer special effects which ended up looking really, well, “cheesy.”  Still, it was worth the price of admission for seeing Joe Davison again in his leading-man role.

Being an unabashed Bruce Campbell fanboy, Joe Campbell is definitely up there in regards to horror genre heroes.  As Bruce relies on slapstick humor, thanks to Sam Raimi’s patented campy Looney Tunes-like horror, Joe relies on the subdued type of humor.  When I read on Mr. Davison’s biography, I found out that he used to be a comedian and his skills on that craft really show up in his films.  In 100 Tears, there was a natural flow to the dialogue that I found completely endearing.

Anyway, there are three main reasons why I’m excited to see Experiment 7.  One, is a given, but I’ll say it anyway: Joe Davison is flat-out amazingly handsome (this is also his directorial debut).  Second, he’s playing a snappy-talking, gun-toting badass in an apocalyptic landscape (if I have any favorite type of literary thematic fetishes, that would be it).  Check out the trailer below:

As part of my related ramblings, my Fallout 3 character was named JoeD in honor of Joe Davison.  That then concludes my final reasoning as to why I’m excited to see this flick.

Here are three hilarious instructional videos from Mr. Davison channeling William Shatner on how to kill these “supernaturalalitism” (lol) creatures…


How To Kill A Werewolf


How To Kill A Vampire


How To Kill A Zombie

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Joe Davison How To Kill A Zombie 01

Finally, here are some photos of Joe Davison with his killer right dimple…

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Okay, well, apparently, there are more.  Here are some shirtless photos of the ever-woofy Joe Davison…

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This was a WTF moment in the film "Fearmakers." It's a photo that shows up on his buddy's laptop.

Goonday Moonday: Joell Ortiz

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Joell Ortiz is a Puerto Rican rapper who specializes in freestyle.  I am not truly a big fan of freestyling, but I do respect the art of improvising hip hop lyrics.  And, maybe I’m biased, but I have listened to a number of Joell Ortiz’s music and I can safely say that he is a master of his craft.  Perhaps the eye candy of such a husky and stocky Latino is clouding my vision?  Well, you guys decide for yourself.  Here are a couple of music videos from Mr. Ortiz.  (Check out his blog, which is written by other bloggers and Mr. Ortiz himself — just read the “Tags”…  We’re using the same WordPress template.  Word up.)


This one is my favorite.  It’s titled, Good Times.


Memories

Here are some photos (courtesy of Natty Photography) from the making of Memories

Joell Ortiz and Rik Cordero

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You’ll notice that  Joell likes to wear a wifebeater a lot.  Here is a NSFW interview of him just wearing a black tanktop.  Gadzooks!  This Brooklyn Bullgoon definitely has thick arms and a massive chest.

Currently, Joell Ortiz is part of a hip-hop supergroup called Slaughterhouse…  Joell reminds me of Yankees pitcher, C.C. Sabathia, in this album cover.

slaughterhouse-cover

CC Sabathia New York Yankees

This first song that they have released is very radio-friendly, in my opinion (even with the explicit lyrics).  I expected their songs to be a bit more hardcore, but maybe this is that introduction song to draw audiences in.  In fact, Joell’s lyrics are a bit “subdued,” for lack of a better word.  Still, he knows how to flow with his rhymes and, as a bonus, he’s wearing a wifebeater on a couple of scenes…

Joell Ortiz The One

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Joell Ortiz slaughterhouse apron 1What is it with rap and blood?  Check out Spain’s Panzers’ album cover

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[Unknown] Japanese Musclebear

Japanese Musclebear
Please correct me as I'm not really sure if this musclebear is Japanese or Korean...

I found this wallpaper background from this Korean website:

http://club.ivancity.com/community/club/bearpics/

I really want to join it as it seems to be a picture-sharing club.  I’m able to translate it via Google, but I have no clue as to how to join.  Any Korean-speaking bear lovers out there?  Halp!

Goonday Moonday: Armack2008 Loves To Show Off His Husky Body

I just got back from watching brüno, and for some reason, after eating dinner, I kinda still have this craving for something Mexican (if you saw the movie, you’ll understand why).  Behold, a handful of videos from YouTube’s goonish and husky Mexican, armack2008.


The big guy loves his movie soundtracks…

And since BearMythology is a family-oriented website (*winks*), if you want to know more about Mr. Armack2008 (you know, like full frontals and bondage), go to this YouTube page.  Click on the “more info” link in that video’s description and you will be directed to the seedy underworld of straight porn.  Hide the children!  -_^

[BearPit] Guy Fieri Wearking A Tanktop In Disneyland

It’s been awhile since I’ve posted with a “BearPit” tag on a subject header.  Heck, I’ve just unloaded my BearBeat fetish, so why not go all out with my armpit fetish as well?  Here is the woofy Guy Fieri from a series of videos in Disney’s California Food & Wine Festival.  Much love and gratitude to winkedinkie’s YouTube Channel for sharing this almost two-hour-long Guy Fieri goodness.  It’s definitely worth the watch and you learn a lot of fun things about him.  And, most especially, he’s wearing his company tanktop (Knuckle Sandwich).  So what does that mean?  Well, bonus armpits shots, what else is there?  -_^

For more screenshots, please visit the bearmythology Flickr Photostream.


Watch the whole epic series in winkedinkie’s YouTube Page

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Everybody Hates Guy Fieri

…because he is GORGEOUS.  Yeah, that’s right haters, Guy Fieri is one sexy bear of a man, and his sense of fashion both undermines and accentuates his magnificent handsomeness.  You can only be lucky to look half as beautiful as he does…

Guy Fieri Live UnitedFrom Live United In Wine Country

I just had to get that out of my system as it was in response to the seemingly-universal “douche” comments about him in this TGIF commercial I uploaded a year ago.  It just amazes me how people will just call someone a “douche” based on someone’s appearances (holy crap, I guess someone should pinch me because looks like I have been stranded on an island since my birth).  But, enough of that, here are some more photos of the sexy Guy Fieri…

Guy Fieri pose

Guy Fieri and CheftramontoOriginal photo can be found here

By the way, ever since I started using Flickr, I’m falling in love with their features.  There’s one that I found accidentally and I urge you guys and gals to try:

The Flickr Hive Mind Search

To find those lovely photos of Mr. Fieri, I did the following:

The Flickr Hive Mind search barClick on the following search results: Guy Fieri

Pretty cool, huh?  You have a better chance of finding more photos of your search by selecting “Text.”  Though you should also try the “Tags” as well just in case the Flickr user did not put any texts on his/her photo.  It’s a pretty cool search tool and not only did I get lost from my bear hunting, I also found a ginormous amount of amazing photographs.  Fantastic stuff…

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YouTube’s First Ever Straight Gay Chub Bear

spokaneman25 01Check out the bearmythology Flickr Photostream for more screenshots
RAWRR!

Thanks to Chubarama, I have never laughed so hard in my life while getting aroused by this handsome and self-proclaimed “real chub bear”: spokaneman25.  If only other straight big guys were this comfortable with themselves, the world would be a better place…

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You just gotta love his YouTube descriptions and tags:

Fat chubby gay man large obese chub chaser

gay hairy bear cub chub chaser funfur mark Musclebear Beefy Hunk Muscle Gym Bodybuilding Beard shorts Schwu Bären Cockpit Bearforce Bearcelona Osos Orsi xxx xxl.tv
Category: Entertainment
Tags: gay  hairy  bear  cub  chub  chaser  funfur  mark  Musclebear  Beefy  Hunk  Muscle  Gym  Bodybuilding  Beard  shorts  Schwu  Bären  Cockpit  Bearforce  Bearcelona  Osos  Orsi  xxx  xxl.tv  fat  fetish  chubby  man  obese  belly  naked

Lol.  This guy knows the bear/chub culture, that’s for sure…  Love the “Bearcelona” and especially “Schwu Bären” as well.  GENIUS.

Jon Favreau & Faizon Love In “Couples Retreat”

I’ve never heard of this movie before, but when D.T. pointed it out to me that Jon Favreau and Faizon Love got shirtless in it (and, apparently, if the trailer is any indication, Mr. Love shows his “junk”), I immediately marked my calender to watch this film on opening day.

You can check out more screenshots in my smashedbilly Flickr Page (been a member for a year and I just started uploading photos to it).

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Two Woofy Tuesday: Damian Abraham Vs. Max Flövik

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On today’s Two Woofy Tuesday, we are pitting two hard rocking musicians who are balding, bearded, husky/chubby, and are oftentimes shirtless or even semi-nude.  Hello, daddy!  So, as always, the simple, yet difficult, question is asked…  Who is the woofiest balding, bearded, husky/chubby, and oftentimes shirtless or semi-nude hard rocking musician: Damian Abraham of Fucked Up or Max Flövik of Lillasyster?

Big “Thank Yous” to the most awesome Chubarama for introducing me to Fucked Up and Medonje Serbian Gay Bear Blog for introducing me to Lillasyster.

Here are some videos from both groups…

Guy Fieri: TGI Friday’s Commercial

Thanks to “Corey” from the previous post, I got a heads up that Guy Fieri was in a TGI Friday’s commercial.  So, I went to the official site, copied the commercial, then uploaded it to YouTube, so that I could properly compare him to 80’s icon, Corey Haim…  ^_^


Corey Haim’s 80’s doppelganger?

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