The BearMythology look has been updated again by your finicky and oft-absent blogger. Also, based on numerous suggestions, I will finally get with the 21st Century and start placing “Continue Reading” links on every post for easier reading consumption…
Anyway, my great friend, GE, sent me a link to a video that gave me a heart attack (I wonder how many heart attacks I’ve had during the course of this blog’s lifespan?): it is a video of pro-wrestler, Mark Henry, wearing only skimpy bright red speedos! Seriously, why can’t he wrestle with this type of outfit?! [KEEP ON WOOFIN’!]
Does actor Josh Gad look like Jack Black with Jonah Hill’s girth and curly hair? You be the judge as Josh Gad briefly impersonates the two actors (with artistic liberties) as a correspondent for The Daily Show in Comedy Central:
ChaserAlex was kind enough to share with me a video clip of a hot chubby bear dancing in FlashForward. I have already seen it but I am very grateful that he has already extracted the awesome video clip. Thank you, Alex!
Anyway, the hot chubby bear looked very familiar but I couldn’t quite pinpoint who he was. IMDb’ed his character and I was surprised to learn that it was Jeff Richards, famously known as “Drunk Girl” from Saturday Night Live (here’s a “Drunk Girl” video).
He kinda resembles Greg Grunberg here...
FlashForward is a pretty interesting show so far. I posted this mashup on Tumblr before and I figure I post it here as well. It’s my theory as to what caused the mass blackout… 😉
Has it been two weeks? Two months? Two years? These criminals have unceasingly feasted on me in this deserted wasteland. Was it my fault that they were banished by the High Council? And, now, here I am, a slave to their heathenous desires. My body may be weakened but my spirit they will not shatter...
My body has been debased by their debauchery. Bound and gagged I've been while they relish in my shameful helplessness. I am drenched with sweat and earth while they pleasure themselves with my naked being. Vengeance shall be mine.
For crying out loud! Enough with the cosplay already. We get it, you're a victimized character from Thundarr The Barbarian! So STFU and eat some chili.
I have been hard at work to make this place as fun as possible. However, for that to happen, I need you. I can practically post all the time, but that is ultimately boring. I need you. I need your input, criticisms (both the positives and negatives), and camaraderie. There’s too much hate out there and I am in desperate need to fill a void where we can openly talk about bearish men and their respective roles in whatever media form they might be involved in: from a YouTube video clip, film, sports, and so on.
This is why I am urging you to please join and partake in the BearMythology Message Board. I will be posting good stuff in there that I won’t post in the blog at all. How’s that for blackmail? I have also finally set up my Flickr account (smashedbilly’s Flickr Photostream) and I will be using the images in there in conjunction with both my blog and message board posts.
Almost a year ago, I’ve posted about Ludovic Berthillot and I just got some email requests for more info on him. Well, I am more than happy to oblige and it’s something that I can post for today’s Goonday Moonday as Monsieur Berthillot has that inherently attractive bullgoon look…
I found out that he has a MySpace Page with photos that I haven’t seen before. In YouTube, there’s a behind-the-scenes look of one of his movies (Oeil Pour Oeil) where he’s also one of the main stars; as a bonus, he stripped down to his black underwear (sadly, no face shot, but that husky body is unmistakable). He also has a short film titled Les Millionaires on YouTube. I have embedded both of these videos in this post.
Does anybody know if Oeil Pour Oeil is on DVD yet? I checked IMDB and
I did not find any information on this film, even though it’s been released
since 2007… Anyway, just look at the following screenshots…
Yes, yes, yes, I know, I know… I’m a perv… ^_^ [EDIT: Well, I just double-checked my sources and this is a short film.
Non-French-speaking folk will not understand this short film;
however, we will all agree that Ludovic is brûlant*
(* I just googled “hot” for French and I hope that I did not le butcher it…)
On today’s Two Woofy Tuesday, we are pitting both bearish/chubby members of a satirical rock opera band, Tenacious D. And, like always, the simple, yet difficult, question is asked… Who is the woofiest member of Tenacious D: Jack Black or Kyle Gass?
Two Woofy Tuesday ends with this poll… That is, it will be back after 9 weeks. In its place will be Two Woofy Tuesday: Beary Yummy Seconds edition. Hopefully, my sad attempt at a Gummi Bears pun gives you a hint as who would be showing up on every Tuesday for the next 9 weeks…
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