The BearMythology look has been updated again by your finicky and oft-absent blogger. Also, based on numerous suggestions, I will finally get with the 21st Century and start placing “Continue Reading” links on every post for easier reading consumption…
Anyway, my great friend, GE, sent me a link to a video that gave me a heart attack (I wonder how many heart attacks I’ve had during the course of this blog’s lifespan?): it is a video of pro-wrestler, Mark Henry, wearing only skimpy bright red speedos! Seriously, why can’t he wrestle with this type of outfit?! [KEEP ON WOOFIN’!]
Does actor Josh Gad look like Jack Black with Jonah Hill’s girth and curly hair? You be the judge as Josh Gad briefly impersonates the two actors (with artistic liberties) as a correspondent for The Daily Show in Comedy Central:
ChaserAlex was kind enough to share with me a video clip of a hot chubby bear dancing in FlashForward. I have already seen it but I am very grateful that he has already extracted the awesome video clip. Thank you, Alex!
Anyway, the hot chubby bear looked very familiar but I couldn’t quite pinpoint who he was. IMDb’ed his character and I was surprised to learn that it was Jeff Richards, famously known as “Drunk Girl” from Saturday Night Live (here’s a “Drunk Girl” video).
FlashForward is a pretty interesting show so far. I posted this mashup on Tumblr before and I figure I post it here as well. It’s my theory as to what caused the mass blackout… 😉
I have been hard at work to make this place as fun as possible. However, for that to happen, I need you. I can practically post all the time, but that is ultimately boring. I need you. I need your input, criticisms (both the positives and negatives), and camaraderie. There’s too much hate out there and I am in desperate need to fill a void where we can openly talk about bearish men and their respective roles in whatever media form they might be involved in: from a YouTube video clip, film, sports, and so on.
This is why I am urging you to please join and partake in the BearMythology Message Board. I will be posting good stuff in there that I won’t post in the blog at all. How’s that for blackmail? I have also finally set up my Flickr account (smashedbilly’s Flickr Photostream) and I will be using the images in there in conjunction with both my blog and message board posts.
Almost a year ago, I’ve posted about Ludovic Berthillot and I just got some email requests for more info on him. Well, I am more than happy to oblige and it’s something that I can post for today’s Goonday Moonday as Monsieur Berthillot has that inherently attractive bullgoon look…
I found out that he has a MySpace Page with photos that I haven’t seen before. In YouTube, there’s a behind-the-scenes look of one of his movies (Oeil Pour Oeil) where he’s also one of the main stars; as a bonus, he stripped down to his black underwear (sadly, no face shot, but that husky body is unmistakable). He also has a short film titled Les Millionaires on YouTube. I have embedded both of these videos in this post.
Does anybody know if Oeil Pour Oeil is on DVD yet? I checked IMDB and
I did not find any information on this film, even though it’s been released
since 2007… Anyway, just look at the following screenshots…
Yes, yes, yes, I know, I know… I’m a perv… ^_^ [EDIT: Well, I just double-checked my sources and this is a short film.
Non-French-speaking folk will not understand this short film;
however, we will all agree that Ludovic is brûlant*
(* I just googled “hot” for French and I hope that I did not le butcher it…)
On today’s Two Woofy Tuesday, we are pitting both bearish/chubby members of a satirical rock opera band, Tenacious D. And, like always, the simple, yet difficult, question is asked… Who is the woofiest member of Tenacious D: Jack Black or Kyle Gass?
Two Woofy Tuesday ends with this poll… That is, it will be back after 9 weeks. In its place will be Two Woofy Tuesday: Beary Yummy Seconds edition. Hopefully, my sad attempt at a Gummi Bears pun gives you a hint as who would be showing up on every Tuesday for the next 9 weeks…
Just in time for the holidays and a perfect gift for yourself or the big man in your life, Chubarama and Colossal Clothing are offering 30% off with their fantastic clothing line (just use the code CHUB30 at the checkout). Check out this link at Chubarama for further info.
My good buddy, Erl, from the Brotherhood of Bears Yahoo Group had shared these two fantastic photos of Sean, the runner-up from Britain’s Next Bear Model. I have to admit that I was pretty bummed out when he did not win. (I mean, why did he NOT win???!!!) Anyway, I just hope that we get to see more of this seriously beefy guy. Check out Bearotic for more Sean goodness!
If we were going to look back in history, 2002 would be the year where we got one of the best shirtless work of Faizon Love in cinema. And, oh, was it glorious. The film at hand is called…
I’m sure that every single one of you has seen Blue Crush. I’d even wager that you all have, at the very least, a DVD copy of this surprisingly enjoyable film. I mean, come on. Faizon strips down to a very skimpy swimming trunks. What’s not to love about Love’s sexy love handles?
I’ve always wanted to post the longest title I could think of.
This is a recent screenshot from Saints Row 2, a game which I’m pretty excited about as I’m a sucker for open-world, crime-simulated gameplay (such as games like Grand Theft Auto IV). And, yes, Roman Bellic, is still one of the hottest video game bears, in my opinion.
Anyway, this particular character from Saints Row 2 is a musclebear who’s distracting me from voting Roman as the pixellated hotness of 2008.
Damn. Anyway, you can download the above artwork in wallpaper form here.
Chris Evangelista is a licensed bail bondsman from HBO’s limited-run documentary/reality series, Family Bonds. Bear Hunter Extraordinaire, esquire, D.T., has posted a great shirtless scene of this “Jersey Bear of a guy,” Mr. Evangelista.
[The following photos of this “daddy bear” were shared from the Brotherhood Of Bears Yahoo Group. I have no idea who he is though. However, he is definitely such a woofy material that I was inspired to write a story about him…]
Just Another Bad Day -Unknown BearFic-
It was a long day at work today. My boss told me that he’d be taking half of my paycheck this week to pay for the damaged door of my cab. What the hell. It’s not my fault my passenger was a tweaked out birdie who decided to kick the door wide open while I was driving 50 down Harrison. Lucky it’s not your whole pathetic check. Guess how much our insurance is gonna cough up for that Porsche you totaled?
Whatever. I just wanted to go home, down a brewski, and watch some infomercials until I jacked myself off to sleep. Yeah, sounded like a good plan.
However, I noticed that my door was partly open and that just completely pissed me off. If there was someone inside, that sucker’s gonna know pain.
I peeked in and saw a big, hairy brute of a man who was only wearing tight blue underwear. This housebreaker and thief was tying up a big box which was probably my useless junk. Upon seeing his massive, sweaty body, I did not know if I was gonna get angry or excited. Suddenly, both conflicting emotions took the best of me and I quickly rushed through the door, completely shocking the big man. To my surprise, I managed to tackle him to the floor.
My right cheek felt his thick and furry belly while I smelled his manly scent. He was completely lying on the floor with his arms outstretched. I planted both my hands on both of his burly shoulders while I pushed myself up.
“Don’t you say a fucking word,” I commanded. The daddy bear had no fear in him as he stared at me while I felt his heaving stomach on my crotch.
“Good. You know, I’m sick and tired of getting pushed around. There is no such thing as karma.” I thought that last line was a good touch. And with that, I grabbed his packing rope while I went behind the big man. I placed my right knee on his back while I tightly tied his wrists.
When I knew that my knot was completely secured, I stood up and walked in front of him. I felt a tinge of satisfaction seeing such a big man completely helpless and under my mercy. His legs were spread apart and I could see his bulge in that skimpy underwear. What a beautiful daddy, I thought to myself.
At that point, I wasn’t quite sure what to do. I really did not want to call the pigs on him. Probably just another junkie or some homeless dude and I did have a heart. You know what? I got no plans for the evening anyway. And with that, I noticed that there were quite a few more ropes left.
I helped the big bear to his feet as my forearms squeezed between his massive arms and chest. He tried to resist but he knew that he could not do much. I then pushed him to the table and he landed on his gut as he made a loud “Oof!” Yeah, daddy, ‘woof’ indeed.
I then proceeded to tie his legs to his wrists. Just like a luau. When I finished, I sat on the floor while I admired my work of art. This was gonna be my entertainment for tonight and I was going to let him go in a few minutes. Hell, I’m even gonna help him pack my junk. Good riddance to them.
I then heard nervous mutterings of a Russian lady behind me. It was definitely my neighbor, dear old Mrs. Sokolov. I guess I’d better explain to her what’s happening.
“What did you do to my son, Oleg?”
I then looked around me and realized that it was not even my apartment. Shit. I guess it’s just another bad day. I looked behind me and I noticed Oleg giving me a sly wink.
This hot chubby bear could use a shirt or four. Er, maybe not. -_^
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If Tom Selleck and Will Ferrell were to spawn a manbear, it would result into the woofy Tim Rossovich. According to Mr. Rossovich’s IMDB bio, he used to be college roommates with Tom Selleck at USC. That would explain the similar ‘stache and ‘fro.
Here’s a scene that you can bet your money I watched a lot when I was a kid. It’s from a great flick titled, Night Shift.