Cute Guy Uses His Cubbish Charms To Sell Trident Layers Gum And It Works

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Commercials are, more or less, fairly effective.  They are visual invasions and auditory assaults to the senses which can do their manipulative job in less than 30 seconds.  When I first saw the “Sword” Trident Layers Gum commercial, the ad did its spectacular magic on me as the cute cub in it caught my attention in less than 3 seconds. [KEEP ON WOOFIN’!]

Super Shirtless Saturday: Unknown Pro-Wrestler Pharaoh

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One of my favorite pro-wrestling photo blogs is Wrestling Great.  There’s not a lot of big guys (at least with my definition of “big” is); but for the ones who do show up are simply “great” to behold.  One of my finds is a pro-wrestler who dons a pharaoh costume.  Unfortunately, I have no clue as to who he is and I’m begging any wrestling expert out there to provide us with the 411. [KEEP ON WOOFIN’!]

Unknown Bear Wearing Only A Jockstrap

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In Season 2, Episode 3 of “Eastbound & Down,” this cute cub/bear shows up in the locker room donning just a white jockstrap.  (With a bonus Danny McBride armpit shot!)

It was also pretty awesome as the camera just randomly panned down to focus on his wonderfully small underwear…  😛

Then as the camera shifted its focus to Danny McBride, this deliciously woofy bear stood up then stretched his marvelous gut…

As he high fives the rest of his naked and sweaty teammates, I also offer a big high five to all of you guys to these awesome shots as well!

Here's another bonus: I'm digging the chubby Mexican bear in the dugout.

And, of course, let’s not forget the star of this show, Danny McBride:

Nip Slip!

[Unknown] Bartender From “Bored To Death”

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Bored To Death has quickly become one of my favorite TV series.  Not only is the woofy Zach Galafianakis in it, the show is smartly-written and perfectly cast with Jason Schwartzman as the lead.

But on today’s post, I just want to point out a handsome actor who played a bartender in Season 1, Episode 5 (The Case Of The Lonely White Dove).  Unfortunately, IMDb nor the end credits shed any light on this mysterious stranger’s true identity…

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The Mystery Musclebear Of Udo Mölzer

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I have seen this unbelievably handsome brute everywhere on the internet, but I have no clue as to who he is.  The only information I have is that this mystery musclebear was photographed by Mr. Udo Mölzer (good job, Sherlock!).  Anyway, I just signed up with Facebook just so I could ask him about this mystery strongbear only to realize that his email address was on his main website.  My brain stops functioning when it comes to these gosh-darn cute bears…

Does anyone know who he is?

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[Unknown] Chubby Bear Zorro In The Bathroom

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I went to that url and it redirected me to an adult video on demand website, specifically its Gay Bears section.  I’m guessing that the guy in the photo is not in any video at all.  I’m also guessing that I fell for their advertising trickery!  However, does anybody know who this woofy stud is?

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Shirtless Bear With A Beeper Holding A Beer

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shirtless-bear-with-beer-and-beeperGot this photo sometime in 2000 and not sure who he is…

This is quite possibly my most uncreative post title ever.  And with that, here’s a haiku in seven parts…

Big bear is shirtless
Beeper, beer, tattoos, and fur
Ejaculation

One-fourth of man’s head
Ruining this perfect pic
Can’t even get head

Shirtless, goateed bear
Staring at man’s one-fourth head
Says “No” to BJ

Arm with bear tattoos
A gecko crawls on his chest
Kneeling man, blue balls

Why can’t I get head
Snakeskin belt too tight, bear said
I kick his balls… missed!

Big bear removes belt
One-fourth head and blue balls smiles
Gets beat down instead

Beeper beeps and beeps
“Having fun with your blind date?”
Holymotherfu–

Shirtless Saturday: BruteMythology

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If anybody knows who drew this fantastic photo, please let us know!

My great friend, Greg, from the Brotherhood Of Bears Yahoo Group once mentioned to me the term “Brute Mythology” and I can’t help but agree as to the varying subcategories the mythos of bears can be a part of.  The above artwork is truly representative of the idea of a mythic brute.  Compare this huscular behemoth to my bearded Zeus on this blog’s banner.  The god Zeus appears to be pale in comparison to this goonish bulk of a man.

Goonday Moonday: Online & Movie Goonish Bears

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On today’s Goonday Moonday, we have another smorgasbord of goonish fellas from the internet and upcoming films…

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The photo above is from a site called Hot Chicks with Douchebags.  I am just not gonna make a comment about that site…  😛

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And on a much better note, the above two photos are of the husband of this lady blogger.  I sometimes randomly read other blogs even though they are completely not in tune with my interests.  Thankfully, this blog had those two photos and they’re just way too cute and must be shared…

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The above two screenshots are from the trailer for Super Capers.  I was not quite sure as to what to expect from the trailer, but when this shorter John Goodman lookalike appeared in his tanktop, I was like, “Yes, please!”

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Watching the trailer for I Love You, Man, it made me realize just how these “bromance”-themed flicks are being embraced by the public.  America definitely needs this as it’s a step forward for accepting male bonding without it sounding like a gay punchline.  So, in turn, it’s also a step forward to make people aware that being “gay” is not an “evil” thing.  Or, maybe, I’m just reading too much in to this…