A good friend of mine emailed me this photo and it’s quite possibly one of the most amazing things I’ve seen all year. It’s a semi-nude photo of the Captain of the United States’ bobsledding team, Steven Holcomb. I am not quite sure where this photo was originally taken from, but when I checked out my ESPN Magazine’s digital edition, I noticed a big “change” that did not sit too well for me…
I am just glad that someone released that original breathtaking photo. Anyway, I just want to send a short email to ESPN Magazine right here…
Dear ESPN Magazine,
Why would you digitally manipulate someone’s physique in your yearly edition of “The Body Issue”? Does not that defeat the very purpose of you displaying the naturalness of your athletes’ bodies?
Please do not do this again. Thank you.
Sincerely,
Will Secretary Of The League Of The Natural State Of Human Bodies Preservation
Okay, seriously, I’m not going to send that. There are more pressing issues in the world than getting all riled up about someone’s beautiful belly getting brutally and ruthlessly butchered by way of photoshopping… Okay, perhaps this is important to me. 😛
Happy Halloween, guys and ghouls! Today’s Shirtless Saturday is a very delectable treat for you all. It’s Manuel Martinez completely naked in the upcoming film, Estigmas. That’s right. You’ve heard it right. Manuel Martinez. Is. Not. Wearing. Anything. At. All…
And as he is truly naked, please click on to see it
My favorite advertising website, AdsOfTheWorld, has posted an unbelievable set of ads from Gain Detergent With Febreze. Now if only that detergent does truly remove people’s clothings, especially on such fantabulous big men…
"Please, God, don't let that guy order the 'naked burly chef served only with rye and mayo'... again!"
Life’s not looking too sweet right now. I might be out of the job, my baby dog’s in his twilight, and I have a piece of gum stuck on the bottom of my shoe. What can you do, y’know?
Thankfully, during such tough times, I get to find such comfort in seeing such lovely bears. Above is a video clip from Max & Paddy’s Road To Nowhere. The handsome chubby bear is Peter Kay.
Every Friday, I will provide a weekly wrap-up then post a screenshot/photo from a movie/tv and I would like for you guys and gals to guess who the actor is and where the shot is taken from… Just post your answers in the comments section. The answers will be posted the following Friday.
Who is the woofy daddy bear with that funky Commander uniform?
David is correct for answering “Bruce M. Fischer” from the film, Escape From Alcatraz. He also mentioned that it was a “hot scene” and I am in completely agreement. The scene was meant to provoke fear and disgust for our straight brethren, but his character Wolf, I thought, was pretty polite about the whole prison rape thing (lol).
Anyway, it’s just a movie where where we get to see a big bear of a man gets nude, but instead of getting it on, he gets beat up on — the painful kind. Still, because of this very scene, I have had many fantasies when I was younger where I would be lathering up the big guy. He then would not rape me because all he wanted was to receive a proper bath… (I know, my fantasies are pretty lame.)
Click here for the NSFW uncensored version.
If anybody knows who drew this fantastic photo, please let us know!
My great friend, Greg, from the Brotherhood Of Bears Yahoo Group once mentioned to me the term “Brute Mythology” and I can’t help but agree as to the varying subcategories the mythos of bears can be a part of. The above artwork is truly representative of the idea of a mythic brute. Compare this huscular behemoth to my bearded Zeus on this blog’s banner. The god Zeus appears to be pale in comparison to this goonish bulk of a man.
This is a trailer for the ‘Ohina Short Film Showcase 2003 in Hawaii. And, more importantly, whoever picked the actors for this commercial deserves a gold star. The second musclebear is bodybuilder, Ernest Chang, and I have no clue who the other two are. My personal favorite is definitely the massively built black musclechub. The moment he showed up on the video, I actually silently spelled “Damn!” as “D-A-Y-U-M!” in my head.
The reason the post’s title had a random Pacino “Whoo-Ha!”
I’ve been gone and will be gone off and on due to personal reasons. However, I will do my best to at least post something worth your time.
Anyway, I just got an email from Sound Chaser (who was one of the very first person who had a page dedicated to Chubby musicians). Definitely check out his link for more chubby goodness, especially his Underchub page (wowza!). I still remember being a member of his underwear chub Yahoo group back in the day.
For some reason he sent me an email which was filtered in my Spam folder. Thank goodness I go through Spam filters because I’m lame like that. 🙂 Anyway, good thing I went through my junk mail because he had sent me a link that is definitely post-worthy…
It looks like your average video of a big guy doing powerlifting stuff. But, wait! Make it all the way to 8:34 and you will see this big brutish musclechub from Norway performing a squat… in… the… nude.
Well, okay, so there’s a bit of censorship, but you guys and gals will easily use your mighty imaginations… Please don’t disappoint me. 🙂
By the way… WATCHMEN comes out tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheUnionAgency YouTube page is a great site of commercials which are all based in Scotland. My favorite one was solely based on the amount of skin shown. Lol. Anyway, this is part of a commercial series from Healthy Living where we see three men in various stages of “living unhealthily.” The last man shown and the object of my attraction (the beautiful chubby daddy bear taking a shower) would definitely raise eyebrows as it’s not really making fun of chubby men, but more about providing an alternate lifestyle. Again, it’s that fine gray line between looking sexy & hot and feeling healthy…
And screenshots just won’t do. Here is the 2:20 video clip of this most awesome scene. As for absolutely trivial knowledge, good ‘ol Ray utters the word, “Fuck” and its colorful iterations 21 times. That’s about 1 fuck a minute! Atta boy, Ray! I’m proud of ya! -_^
Well, this is Part 1 of the series. I will post the next parts tomorrow.
You figure that this groundbreaking news would be all over the U.S. airwaves. Fortunately for our Slovakian friends, they got the the inside scoop on this… Click on the photo above for a video of a naked bearish man walking and sleeping naked in the sidewalks of Los Angeles.
Thanks to Jorge for this fantastic piece of journalistic exposé — in more ways than one.
Ah, Mr. Steven Page. What a good boy. Not quite sure if he was hanging around with some conventioneers in New York (“Hello City!“) when they were arrested due to possession of cocaine. I thought his party-time necessity was alcohol? After all, who needs sleep? Well, you’re never gonna get it. Apparently, marijuana was also involved. Abusing it, you will definitely never do anything. Pinch me, is this really for real? Why wasn’t he careful and hid them all in a shoebox? Actually, I wouldn’t worry too much about this. You’re a rock star, but also human. It’s all been done before. I love you Steven Page, as you are my alternative girlfriend. Your music have helped me through tough times. When my retina detached a few years ago, and I was pretty much blind for a month, I kept playing your Barelaked Nadies DVD even though I couldn’t watch it clearly. You have a beautiful voice and it kept me going through that bad time…
And, Mr. Page, to conclude…
A is for asshole, which is what I am, how rude of me.
I owe you an apology I’m sorry.
All Hail Google. Got that awesome photo from here.
Sam from SDW Media sent me this awesome commercial. I have no idea who that big bubba of a chubby bear is, but all I do know is that he is smoking hot. And who wouldn’t want to be that skinny dude?
I’m not sure if Burt Reynolds was the very first “bearish” media personality who had posed semi-nude while lying on top of a bear rug (not cool, Burt!). Whatever the case, he had paved the way for other woofy men to get creative with such a pose…
Those fries sure do look mighty testes, er, tasty…
Mark Addy was, unfortunately, had cheap photographers who could not afford to even rent fake fur for his sexy pose. But, who cares? When you’re smoking hot and cuddly as Mr. Addy, you don’t need any fancy schmancy accoutrement.
I would love to inspect his crown’s two jewels.
Jerry “The King” Lawler looks very majestic and studly in this photo. His beefy build and furry body truly displays his handsome regal excellence.
Who wouldn’t want to dribble that ball?
Terry Crews has got his bling on with that expensive looking fur rug. His bulging muscles and killer smile are the things that could warm you down during those cold winter nights.
