Unknown Bear Wearing Only A Jockstrap

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In Season 2, Episode 3 of “Eastbound & Down,” this cute cub/bear shows up in the locker room donning just a white jockstrap.  (With a bonus Danny McBride armpit shot!)

It was also pretty awesome as the camera just randomly panned down to focus on his wonderfully small underwear…  😛

Then as the camera shifted its focus to Danny McBride, this deliciously woofy bear stood up then stretched his marvelous gut…

As he high fives the rest of his naked and sweaty teammates, I also offer a big high five to all of you guys to these awesome shots as well!

Here's another bonus: I'm digging the chubby Mexican bear in the dugout.

And, of course, let’s not forget the star of this show, Danny McBride:

Nip Slip!

Dear ESPN Magazine: Please Don’t Digitally Alter People’s Bodies In Your 2010’s “The Body Issue” Edition

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A good friend of mine emailed me this photo and it’s quite possibly one of the most amazing things I’ve seen all year.  It’s a semi-nude photo of the Captain of the United States’ bobsledding team, Steven Holcomb.  I am not quite sure where this photo was originally taken from, but when I checked out my ESPN Magazine’s digital edition, I noticed a big “change” that did not sit too well for me…

I am just glad that someone released that original breathtaking photo.  Anyway, I just want to send a short email to ESPN Magazine right here…

Dear ESPN Magazine,

Why would you digitally manipulate someone’s physique in your yearly edition of “The Body Issue”?  Does not that defeat the very purpose of you displaying the naturalness of your athletes’ bodies?

Please do not do this again.  Thank you.

Sincerely,
Will
Secretary Of The League Of The Natural State Of Human Bodies Preservation

Okay, seriously, I’m not going to send that.  There are more pressing issues in the world than getting all riled up about someone’s beautiful belly getting brutally and ruthlessly butchered by way of photoshopping…  Okay, perhaps this is important to me.  😛

Anyway, here were some of my Tumblr contributions in the past about the handsome Steven Holcomb…  (And, no, I have not given up on on this blog.  Just please be patient with me.)

Shirtless Saturday: Manuel Martinez

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Happy Halloween, guys and ghouls!  Today’s Shirtless Saturday is a very delectable treat for you all.  It’s Manuel Martinez completely naked in the upcoming film, Estigmas.  That’s right.  You’ve heard it right.  Manuel Martinez.  Is.  Not.  Wearing.  Anything.  At.  All…

And as he is truly naked, please click on to see it

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Shirtless Saturday: Naked Chubby Bears In Gain Detergent With Febreze Ads

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My favorite advertising website, AdsOfTheWorld, has posted an unbelievable set of ads from Gain Detergent With Febreze.  Now if only that detergent does truly remove people’s clothings, especially on such fantabulous big men…

Gain Fabreze - Chef

"Please, God, don't let that guy order the 'naked burly chef served only with rye and mayo'... again!"

Ads Of The World

Gain Fabreze - Gym

Lady was found OD'ed on Orange Gatorade for forgetting to stop drinking while on an exercise bike...

Ads Of The World

Shirtless Saturday: Peter Kay

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Life’s not looking too sweet right now.  I might be out of the job, my baby dog’s in his twilight, and I have a piece of gum stuck on the bottom of my shoe.  What can you do, y’know?

Thankfully, during such tough times, I get to find such comfort in seeing such lovely bears.  Above is a video clip from Max & Paddy’s Road To Nowhere.  The handsome chubby bear is Peter Kay.

Thank Grizzly It’s Friday Weekly Wrap-Up

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Every Friday, I will provide a weekly wrap-up then post a screenshot/photo from a movie/tv and I would like for you guys and gals to guess who the actor is and where the shot is taken from…  Just post your answers in the comments section.  The answers will be posted the following Friday.

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On Shirtless Saturday, we talked about BruteMythology in art form

…and BruteMythology in real life.

On Goonday Moonday, we got to meet with massive Australian strongman and powerlifter, Warrick Brant.

If I was in heaven and got to pick a cloud, I’ll pick this Tag Cloud and die with even further happiness.

Late-Breaking News: A photo from the year 2000 of a shirtless bear with a beeper showed up.

Ernie Beath (aka YouTube’s PatrioticHighlander) showed up in videos where he was lifting weights while shirtless.

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As for the answers from last week’s TGIF:WWU…

David is correct for answering “Bruce M. Fischer” from the film, Escape From Alcatraz.  He also mentioned that it was a “hot scene” and I am in completely agreement.  The scene was meant to provoke fear and disgust for our straight brethren, but his character Wolf, I thought, was pretty polite about the whole prison rape thing (lol).

Anyway, it’s just a movie where where we get to see a big bear of a man gets nude, but instead of getting it on, he gets beat up on — the painful kind.  Still, because of this very scene, I have had many fantasies when I was younger where I would be lathering up the big guy.  He then would not rape me because all he wanted was to receive a proper bath…  (I know, my fantasies are pretty lame.)

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Shirtless Saturday: BruteMythology

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If anybody knows who drew this fantastic photo, please let us know!

My great friend, Greg, from the Brotherhood Of Bears Yahoo Group once mentioned to me the term “Brute Mythology” and I can’t help but agree as to the varying subcategories the mythos of bears can be a part of.  The above artwork is truly representative of the idea of a mythic brute.  Compare this huscular behemoth to my bearded Zeus on this blog’s banner.  The god Zeus appears to be pale in comparison to this goonish bulk of a man.

Two Hawaiian Musclebears & A Whoo-Ha Black Musclechub Taking A Shower

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This is a trailer for the ‘Ohina Short Film Showcase 2003 in Hawaii.  And, more importantly, whoever picked the actors for this commercial deserves a gold star.  The second musclebear is bodybuilder, Ernest Chang, and I have no clue who the other two are.  My personal favorite is definitely the massively built black musclechub.  The moment he showed up on the video, I actually silently spelled “Damn!” as “D-A-Y-U-M!” in my head.

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Naked Powerlifting

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I’ve been gone and will be gone off and on due to personal reasons.  However, I will do my best to at least post something worth your time.

Anyway, I just got an email from Sound Chaser (who was one of the very first person who had a page dedicated to Chubby musicians).  Definitely check out his link for more chubby goodness, especially his Underchub page (wowza!).  I still remember being a member of his underwear chub Yahoo group back in the day.

For some reason he sent me an email which was filtered in my Spam folder.  Thank goodness I go through Spam filters because I’m lame like that.  🙂  Anyway, good thing I went through my junk mail because he had sent me a link that is definitely post-worthy…

It looks like your average video of a big guy doing powerlifting stuff.  But, wait!  Make it all the way to 8:34 and you will see this big brutish musclechub from Norway performing a squat… in… the… nude.

Well, okay, so there’s a bit of censorship, but you guys and gals will easily use your mighty imaginations…  Please don’t disappoint me.  🙂

By the way…  WATCHMEN comes out tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!