Warren Sapp. Swimming. Shirtless. Touchdown.

1


embedding disabled, unfortunately…
here is the direct link

Man, this is what I get for not being thorough with my gossip news.  Apparently, a few months ago, a video about a “handicapped” swimming race between my favorite big bear, Warren Sapp, and Michael Phelps has been floating about.  The top video is an exclusive, as we get to hear Young Jeezy put money on Warren.  I can’t blame him as Warren had a half-pool headstart on Phelps.  I, too, would have dropped big coin on Warren.

Other than that, I have finally seen Mr. Warren Sapp in all of his shirtless glory.  Wow.  Just wow.

0106_phelps_tmz_video

[Related Posts – Warren Sapp]

Good Dags. D’ya Like Dags?

7

I’ve decided to add the “Tag Cloud” on this blog’s sidebar; and as somewhat of an experiment on my part, I wanted to see if some — if not, all — of my favorite tags would become popular.  Here are the current results…

tag-cloud-2009-march

Shirtless, Big Bear, Chubby Bear, Musclebear, Armpits, Strongman, Football, mmm, mmm, mmm…

I’m very amazed to learn that those keywords and tags are the most popular and they also happen to be my “choice tags” as well.  Whenever I scour the internet for bear-related information, those are the “special” keywords/topics I look for to see if I would investigate a particular website or blog.

The only media personalities that showed up were these four: the talented cute cub, Joey Oglesby, the classic chubby bear John Goodman, the daddy bear Ray Winstone, and the big bear Warren Sapp.  I really love the fact how all four are so varied from each other.

And with that, this is a sampling of what most of you guys and gals like the most:

Shirtless big/chubby musclebears

shirtless-bearNot sure who he is, but it’s definitely a spectacular photo…

shirtless-bear-patriot-powerlifterI’ve seen him before in YouTube doing powerlifting stuff in what
looks like his basement; I’m also not completely sure if his nick is “Patriot”

shirtless-bear-powerlifter-01I previously mentioned my love for these washed-out
’70s porn-looking photos; well, here’s a musclechub for ya

shirtless-bear-powerlifter-02I completely forgot who this big hairy brute is…

shirtless-bear-brian-schoonveldBrian Schoonveld

shirtless-bear-zydrunas-savickasZydrunas Savickas

PLEASE VOTE FOR WARREN SAPP & KYM JOHNSON!

1
warren-sapp-mambo
1-800-868-3413
or vote via abc.com

Ah, it’s the Finals of Dancing With The Stars.  I’m begging all of you to please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please

VOTE for Warren Sapp and Kym Johnson!

warren-and-kym-mambo5

warren-and-kym-mambo1

warren-and-kym-mambo21

warren-and-kym-mambo3

warren-and-kym-mambo4

[Related Posts – Warren Sapp]

Warren Sapp In The Semi-Finals: The Jitterbug

As much as I loved Warren Sapp and Kym Johnson’s Jitterbug, Lance and Lacey (even when losing a shoe) rocked the house down.  I have to admit that Lance and Lacey were the only couple who truly brought their “A” game to the semi-finals.  Lance is a contender who I have completely underestimated.  Hopefully, Warren’s charisma and charm are good enough to send him to the finals.  I hope that Warren and Kym are not gambling on that as I personally would love to see some seriously fantastic dancing from them.

warren-sapp-jitterbug-1

Man, I can’t believe as to just how nervous I am!

warrensapp-jitterbug

warren-sapp-jitterbug-3

warren-sapp-jitterbug-4

warren-sapp-jitterbug-6

warren-sapp-jitterbug-21

warren-sapp-jitterbug-311

By the way, the host, Samantha Harris, has been copping a feel on the big guy on a couple of occasions.  What a lucky lady!

warren-sapp-jitterbug-38

warrensapp-tangojive-17

warren-sapp-foxtrot-722

[Related Posts – Warren Sapp]

Warren Sapp In The Semi-Finals: Mambo & Sleeveless At Last!

warren-sapp-mambo-162

Dammit!  It looks like the finals might end up being Brooke and Lance.  Nooooo!!!!!  Cody is in jeopardy tonight, but I wonder if his fanbase will outvote Warren’s fanbase?  Believe you me, I voted as much as I was able to and I hope that Warren doesn’t get the boot…  Part of me wants to cheer on Lance and Lacey as they seem to be the only true contender for Brooke and Derek.  However, I’m hoping against hope that Warren and Kym decide to put some technique to their dancing as there’s no way their consistently “safe” dancing would stand up against Brooke and Lance’s.  Come on, Warren and Kym, you guys can do it!  *nervously awaits for tonight’s results*

warren-sapp-mambo-55

Exactly two months ago, I said this…

Three nights from now, we’ll get to check out Warren Sapp on the Ballroom Dance Floor.  I typically don’t watch shows like these, and the last time I watched it was when Emmitt Smith sambaed to Stevie Wonder with that green sleeveless shirt.  *swoons*

. . .

Now if only Mr. Sapp gets to wear such fancy getup (or lack thereof), then we’d be in business.  )

And what do you know?  Not only did the ever-woofy Warren Sapp make it to the semi-finals of Dancing With The Stars, he finally showed up in a sleeveless outfit while dancing the Mambo.  Ay, carumba!  And it was indeed truly beautiful…

warren-sapp-mambo-1

warren-sapp-mambo-6

warren-sapp-mambo-14

warren-sapp-mambo-75

warren-sapp-mambo-911

warren-sapp-mambo-101

warren-sapp-mambo-108

warren-sapp-mambo-116

warren-sapp-mambo-121

warren-sapp-mambo-124

warren-sapp-mambo-141

warren-sapp-mambo-155

warren-sapp-mambo-219

[Related Posts – Warren Sapp]

Warren Sapp: 007 Tango, Jive Solo, & The Big 99 Is Back!

warren-sapp-jive-solo-1

Yes!  Right where it matters the most, Warren Sapp got his groove right back on in Dancing With The Stars.  I just hope he makes it to the semi-finals.  I think that the bottom two tonight might be Cody and Maurice (Lance and Lacey have won my heart because of their defiance to traditional dancing).  I’m hoping that Cody doesn’t get eliminated simply because he was unfortunate to have a partner switch down the stretch.  Also, his solo was just fantastic and he deserved a much higher score than what he got.

However, all that matters to me is that I want to see Warren go all the way.  This is the time where I will try to access every telephone I can get to vote for him and Kym…

*crosses fingers that Warren doesn’t get the boot tonight*

warrensapp-tangojive-1

warrensapp-tangojive-5

Anyway, here is the QB Killa dancing the Tango and The Jive…

warrensapp-tangojive-9

warrensapp-tangojive-12

warrensapp-tangojive-17

warrensapp-tangojive-24

warrensapp-tangojive-25

warrensapp-tangojive-27

warrensapp-tangojive-30

warrensapp-tangojive-33

warrensapp-tangojive-35

warrensapp-tangojive-36

warrensapp-tangojive-37

warrensapp-tangojive-39

warrensapp-tangojive-40

warrensapp-tangojive-42

[Related Posts – Warren Sapp]

Captain Warren Sapp & Team Paso Doble

warrensapp-teampasodoble-1

Thankfully, Warren Sapp‘s low score get balanced out by an almost-perfect score with the Team Dance competition as Team Paso Doble.  (Honestly, this was completely unfair for Lance who had a high score and Cody who had a low score.  The only one who benefited was Warren Sapp as Brooke and Maurice already had high marks.  The one common denominator?  Susan Lucci became the weak link for Team Cha-Cha.)

warrensapp-teampasodoble-2

Anyway, despite my opinion on it, Team Paso Doble rocked the house down.  Warren has truly mastered the Paso Doble and it’s definitely one of his expertise.  But, dammit, Brooke & Derek — AGAIN! — are just freaking amazing.  Just give her the trophy already!  -_^  Come on, Warren!  Make it to the finals.  Make it a “Beauty & The Bear” finale of sorts…

warrensapp-teampasodoble-91

warrensapp-teampasodoble-92

warrensapp-teampasodoble-93

warrensapp-teampasodoble-95

warrensapp-teampasodoble-99

warrensapp-teampasodoble-103

warrensapp-teampasodoble-107

warrensapp-teampasodoble-111

That group interview above was quite “cute.”  Warren Sapp took his job as Captain seriously that he kept going to the forefront (for which Derek “stole”) so that he could be properly interviewed by the lovely Samantha.  Ah, but Mr. Sapp had to respect Derek’s role as the dominating “Alpha Male” of the ballroom dance floor…  Anyway, I just found it unfortunate that Samantha did not read that from Warren as she did not even ask him a single question.  Boo!  ^_^

[Related Posts – Warren Sapp]

Warren Sapp: Big Bear Channels Fred Astaire With The Foxtrot

2

Ah, yes, Mr. Barack Obama won.  Happy days…  However, as for Prop 8…  What a roller-coaster of emotions I’m feeling right now.  I’m proud to be an American, yet crippled by the anti-equality votes for being gay.  Oh well, much love for the lovers and even more love for the haters.  Let’s keep back on track…

This was Warren Sapp‘s not-so-stellar performance, but I personally thought that he deserved a higher score than three 7’s.  This is the big guy rehearsing then performing the foxtrot with Kym Johnson…  Methinks, I personally prefer the rehearsal session.

warren-sapp-foxtrot-18

warren-sapp-foxtrot-26

warren-sapp-foxtrot-39

warren-sapp-foxtrot-43

warren-sapp-foxtrot-46

warren-sapp-foxtrot-50

warren-sapp-foxtrot-58

warren-sapp-foxtrot-61

warren-sapp-foxtrot-63

warren-sapp-foxtrot-65

[Related Posts – Warren Sapp]

Warren Sapp: Old Skool Hip-Hop Hooray

1

As a bonus treat for the Dancing With The Stars audience, the remaining 7 couples performed a group dance: Old Skool Hip-Hop.  Man, as I was once part of a late ’80s, early ’90s hip-hop dance group, this dance routine was definitely a fantastic trip down memory lane.  And watching Warren Sapp bust-a-move was just utterly awesome…

And for an even more bonus, during the dress rehearsal, Warren Sapp wore a white tanktop.  Yes!

Spider-Sapp

Ah, Cody, what a lucky kid…

[Related Posts – Warren Sapp]