Shirtless Jack Black In His Undies, Tied Up, And Looking Woofy

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I have a number of reasons why I love Tropic ThunderJack Black in his underwear is one of the major reasons why.  Second reason?  He’s tied up on two scenes while just being really, really dirty.

Please check out the bearmythology Flickr Photostream for more screenshots.

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Has it been two weeks? Two months? Two years? These criminals have unceasingly feasted on me in this deserted wasteland. Was it my fault that they were banished by the High Council? And, now, here I am, a slave to their heathenous desires. My body may be weakened but my spirit they will not shatter...

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My body has been debased by their debauchery. Bound and gagged I've been while they relish in my shameful helplessness. I am drenched with sweat and earth while they pleasure themselves with my naked being. Vengeance shall be mine.

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For crying out loud! Enough with the cosplay already. We get it, you're a victimized character from Thundarr The Barbarian! So STFU and eat some chili.

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Grant Roa: “Love Cycle”

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This is really awesome.  Grant Roa has a very cute and sweet short film on YouTube called Love Cycle.  Speaking of cute and sweet, Mr. Roa is just plain adorable in it.

Please check out more of short film’s screenshots at the bearmythology Flickr Photostream.

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Grant Roa in speedos? Yes, please.

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Man, that puppy bullgoon face... You just want to take him home.

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Malcolm Lutu: Hawaiian Strongman

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VP Malcolm LutuMr. Malcolm Lutu is a Hawaii strongman who is currently the Vice President of SHOPO (State of Hawaii Organization of Police Officers).

I finally found my old video recording of a Malcolm Lutu interview from a variety show called, Hawaiian Moving Company.  I don’t quite remember what year this was shown, but I’m guessing it was around the early 2000.

Please check out more screenshots in the bearmythology Flickr Photostream.

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Shirtless Saturday: Summer, Big Bears, Daddies, Chubbies, Speedos, Oh My!

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The creme de la creme, the best of the best, and perfection personified, in my opinion. Does anybody know who this stunning work of art is?

Summer has got to be my favorite season.  It’s the time where we get to see big men practically being naked, especially on the beaches and pools.  Thankfully, there are a handful of blogs and photo sites dedicated to men in all of their summer wear glory.  The following are just some of my favorites from Speedo Dads:

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I love the vintage look of this photo. This very image is why we daddy bear lovers love, well, "daddy bears."

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Just a perfect photo. Just perfect.

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Unfortunately, we cannot see his face, but, damn, that physique is simply beautiful. All I can think of is the word "beef."

It's so perfect that it hurts...

It's so perfect that it hurts...

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Ah, yes, such a handsome face as well. These are things that make you go "Woof!"

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There's just something about seeing a big daddy bear relaxing and being comfortable with his skin...

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You might be asking yourself, "Will, what's up with the blinding parade of white bears?" Alright, let's start off with this beautiful husky black bear...

...and here is a possibly Hispanic husky bear...

...and here is a possibly Hispanic husky bear...

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...and a double-dose for good measure.

And now for some variety: big bear firefighters in a mankini, cute chubby bear in a tight-fitting lycra wrestling singlet, big bear hulking out in his speedos, and a soaking wet smooth chub in a triathlon of sorts…

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That's right. THREE thumbs up.

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"Excuse me, sir. Did anybody tell you about the 3 "R"s? Relax, rubdown, and remove mankini."

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Tommy looks around and realizes that he took a way-too-literal interpretation of "Casual Friday"...

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David attached a photo of himself in an email to send to his grandma Beatrice. Unfortunately, David thought that "me.jpg" was his Facebook photo and not his "Sexy Chubby Bear Who Loves To Wear Tight-Fitting Lycra Wrestling Singlet" profile photo...

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HE: "Happy Bear Day!" ... ME: "Holy sh--!"

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AUCTIONEER: "And we have #175, sexy, soaking wet chub in a speedo. Starting bid is at..." ME: "One million dollars!"

Thank Grizzly It’s Friday: I’m Sorry But Can You Allow Me To Find You Attractive?

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G2_099[Short BearFic] Gay Bear Fighter Meets With
Korean Time-Traveling Warrior
(Jung-Yul Kim in G2: Mortal Conquest)

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Hello, Mr. Korean Time-Traveling Warrior.  I’m a gay bear and I–

Korean Time-Traveling Warrior
당신이 떠나 곰이 동성애!
(Translation: You leave gay bear!)

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It’s been a scorching summer so far and I’ve had my share of heated debates with the same arguments I’ve been repeating ever since I started this blog.  I’ve decided to put my rant on such matters on today’s Thank Grizzly It’s Friday.

BearMythology's DisclaimerTo your left is my “Disclaimer” for posting images/videos of men I personally find attractive.

How many websites are out there where straight girls/women and boys/men who would have a similar type of a disclaimer for their blog/site?

I’d wager zero to completely none.

Why?  Because they’re heterosexuals.  They’re “straight” while the rest are “queer.”Scouserugger's Disclaimer

Queers can be attracted to the same sex; however, they shouldn’t let their attractions be known.

Why?

It’s gross.  It’s hilarious.  It’s wrong.  It’s pathetic.  It’s disturbing.  It’s funny.

To your right is Scouserugger with his own disclaimer:

You have two bloggers who are basically apologizing for finding such men attractive.

I can’t help but feel like a criminal and Scouserugger and I shouldn’t be treated as one.  Yet we receive angry complaints about doing what we’re doing.

I still cannot comprehend where the animosity and disgust is coming from.  Maybe if I pretended I was a female in the first place, then maybe no one would be complaining.  Because, honestly, the men would then be flattered.  But I have to be a hot female first though, because if I posted a fake photo of a mediocre-to-ugly looking gal, then they wouldn’t be flattered.  But since they are still females, they wouldn’t be creeped out by such public showing of attraction.

Anyway, perennial favorite strongman, Terry Hollands actually shared his thoughts on a forum where I had a brief discussion with about gay men being sexually-explicit with strongmen (online and off).

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I quite regularly get messages from them and as a whole most are very decent. You do get the odd one or two that push the limit a little by being a bit crude but that’s the same in all people not just gay guys!

I think people are way too sensitive to this sort of stuff, just take it as a compliment! They understand you aren’t gay. The way I look at it if a very unattractive woman thought you was nice looking would it bother you? if not then don’t worry about this! Just cause they think you’re attractive doesn’t mean you have to do anything about it!!

I have blocked a couple on Facebook due to VERY inappropriate messages but like I said as a whole they are decent guys.

I am really happy to hear this from a strongman whom I have posted quite a number of times on the blog.  (I’ll just pretend I didn’t talk about the “underwear model” comment for Big Tall Order.  That was purely from a consumer’s viewpoint.  *winks*)  Sometimes, the hateful and insulting comments are overshadowed by something simple.  And in this case, Mr. Hollands’ understanding viewpoint on gay men.Terry Hollands 35

Yes, we are just like any kind of people.  We can be nice, obnoxious, generous, selfish, loving, and hateful.  We’re not aliens, for crying out loud.  And, please, don’t make grandiose statements that “gay bears are the worse” in comparison to something a straight woman, bisexual chick, or female dog would do.  It’s like saying that all black people like chicken.  Well then, also call me black.

Enough of today’s rant.  It’s another scorching Friday afternoon and I’d rather look at hot men.  😛

So, my dearest gentlemen of the big and burly variety…  May we have your permission to find you attractive?

Jung-Yul Kim says no

Korean Time-Traveling Warrior transformed into a Japanese Yakuza

(Jung-Yul Kim from War)

Please?

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"Okay, maybe just a 'lil bit"

Well, I guess that’s pretty good enough. -_^

Amazing Goonish Set Of Gerard Benderoth Photos

Ah, Bullneck, how I envy thee, let me count the ways…  Well, Bullneck has finally achieved his dream and met up with the one and only Gerard Benderoth.  And the generous Bullneck has shared with us jaw-droppingly awesome hiqh-quality photos of this spectacular behemoth.  Seriously, this is an amazing gift.  He has truly captured the magnificent beauty of this strongman.

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Jim Greenleaf: “TAG: The Assassination Game”

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I’ve posted a collage of Jim Greenleaf before in this post: [BearWTF?] BearMythology Tags Explained By Jim Greenleaf.  Anyway, as I’ve been going through my boxes of old VHS tapes to transfer them to DVD, I found Jim Greenleaf’s scene in a movie that I watched countless times on HBO: TAG: The Assassination Game.

Anyway, you’ll notice that there’s a few “VCR fast-forwarding” motions in this video and it’s probably because I was copying the scene from a rented VHS tape or probably from a copied video from HBO or something.  As you can see, I just want the good parts — shirtless scenes are just icing on the cake.

To this day, I have memorized all of Mr. Greenleaf’s lines in this scene.  My favorite is

You’re weird, Gersh.  I won.  You lost.  Somebody’s gotta lose.  So scram.  Take it on the lam.  I’m the champ.  HA-HAA!”

Quite possibly that adorable “HA-HAA!” is my favorite part.  Love the cockiness of it.

Check out more screenshots of this film in the bearmythology Flickr Photostream.

Shirtless Saturday: Jeff Saturday

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“Shirtless Saturday” on a Sunday?  Ah, but this is one of those major exception, because, as you’ll see, it doesn’t need to be a Saturday to post something like this…

Dear friends, one of my wishes has finally come true.  I have finally seen a shirtless Jeff Saturday.  It’s a scan from the Sports Illustrated Super Bowl Championship Commemorative Issue 2007.  My life is finally complete.

Much thanks to j for pointing this out to us in this post.  This magazine cost me 12 bucks plus shipping just so I can scan this for you guys.  🙂

Unfortunately, that’s like his only photo in the whole magazine.  Bummers.  I wonder if any of the Indianapolis Colts DVDs have more revealing exposé on Mr. Saturday?  As always, please let me know and I’ll share the bearish wealth…

Anyway, check out the bearmythology Flickr Photostream for more of my sad attempts at Photoshopping this lone shirtless photo of the woofy Jeff Saturday.  Also, woefully gaze at my epic failure with HDR experimentation.

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