Mr. Malcolm Lutu is a Hawaii strongman who is currently the Vice President of SHOPO (State of Hawaii Organization of Police Officers).
I finally found my old video recording of a Malcolm Lutu interview from a variety show called, Hawaiian Moving Company. I don’t quite remember what year this was shown, but I’m guessing it was around the early 2000.
Summer has got to be my favorite season. It’s the time where we get to see big men practically being naked, especially on the beaches and pools. Thankfully, there are a handful of blogs and photo sites dedicated to men in all of their summer wear glory. The following are just some of my favorites from Speedo Dads:
And now for some variety: big bear firefighters in a mankini, cute chubby bear in a tight-fitting lycra wrestling singlet, big bear hulking out in his speedos, and a soaking wet smooth chub in a triathlon of sorts…
Gay Bear Fighter Hello, Mr. Korean Time-Traveling Warrior. I’m a gay bear and I–
Korean Time-Traveling Warrior 당신이 떠나 곰이 동성애!
(Translation: You leave gay bear!)
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It’s been a scorching summer so far and I’ve had my share of heated debates with the same arguments I’ve been repeating ever since I started this blog. I’ve decided to put my rant on such matters on today’s Thank Grizzly It’s Friday.
To your left is my “Disclaimer” for posting images/videos of men I personally find attractive.
How many websites are out there where straight girls/women and boys/men who would have a similar type of a disclaimer for their blog/site?
I’d wager zero to completely none.
Why? Because they’re heterosexuals. They’re “straight” while the rest are “queer.”
Queers can be attracted to the same sex; however, they shouldn’t let their attractions be known.
You have two bloggers who are basically apologizing for finding such men attractive.
I can’t help but feel like a criminal and Scouserugger and I shouldn’t be treated as one. Yet we receive angry complaints about doing what we’re doing.
I still cannot comprehend where the animosity and disgust is coming from. Maybe if I pretended I was a female in the first place, then maybe no one would be complaining. Because, honestly, the men would then be flattered. But I have to be a hot female first though, because if I posted a fake photo of a mediocre-to-ugly looking gal, then they wouldn’t be flattered. But since they are still females, they wouldn’t be creeped out by such public showing of attraction.
I quite regularly get messages from them and as a whole most are very decent. You do get the odd one or two that push the limit a little by being a bit crude but that’s the same in all people not just gay guys!
I think people are way too sensitive to this sort of stuff, just take it as a compliment! They understand you aren’t gay. The way I look at it if a very unattractive woman thought you was nice looking would it bother you? if not then don’t worry about this! Just cause they think you’re attractive doesn’t mean you have to do anything about it!!
I have blocked a couple on Facebook due to VERY inappropriate messages but like I said as a whole they are decent guys.
Yes, we are just like any kind of people. We can be nice, obnoxious, generous, selfish, loving, and hateful. We’re not aliens, for crying out loud. And, please, don’t make grandiose statements that “gay bears are the worse” in comparison to something a straight woman, bisexual chick, or female dog would do. It’s like saying that all black people like chicken. Well then, also call me black.
Enough of today’s rant. It’s another scorching Friday afternoon and I’d rather look at hot men. 😛
So, my dearest gentlemen of the big and burly variety… May we have your permission to find you attractive?
Anyway, you’ll notice that there’s a few “VCR fast-forwarding” motions in this video and it’s probably because I was copying the scene from a rented VHS tape or probably from a copied video from HBO or something. As you can see, I just want the good parts — shirtless scenes are just icing on the cake.
To this day, I have memorized all of Mr. Greenleaf’s lines in this scene. My favorite is
You’re weird, Gersh. I won. You lost. Somebody’s gotta lose. So scram. Take it on the lam. I’m the champ. HA-HAA!”
Quite possibly that adorable “HA-HAA!” is my favorite part. Love the cockiness of it.
“Shirtless Saturday” on a Sunday? Ah, but this is one of those major exception, because, as you’ll see, it doesn’t need to be a Saturday to post something like this…
Dear friends, one of my wishes has finally come true. I have finally seen a shirtless Jeff Saturday. It’s a scan from the Sports Illustrated Super Bowl Championship Commemorative Issue 2007. My life is finally complete.
Unfortunately, that’s like his only photo in the whole magazine. Bummers. I wonder if any of the Indianapolis Colts DVDs have more revealing exposé on Mr. Saturday? As always, please let me know and I’ll share the bearish wealth…
Anyway, check out the bearmythology Flickr Photostream for more of my sad attempts at Photoshopping this lone shirtless photo of the woofy Jeff Saturday. Also, woefully gaze at my epic failure with HDR experimentation.
“Thank Grizzly It’s Friday” is back. But this time, it’s just going to be a weekly post of random stuff, and sometimes sprinkled with my random ramblings. Come on, I know you love ’em! *groans* 😯
About the above photo. First of all, I’m not sure if that amateur wrestler is in college or not. If he’s a high school wrestler, well then, all I can say is that I did not know he was under 21, officer.
Anyway, the reason for my posting him is due to my usage of the word “bullpup.” After returning from my self-imposed exile from the gay bear universe a few years ago, I started to notice these newer “bear-related” terminologies: “bull,” “bullgoon,” “bullpup,” “goon,” “bullneck,” “brute,” “lugs,” and other similar-sounding terms (as well as sites/blogs and groups, such as “Real Thick”). Bullneck was definitely the one that popularized this even though he might say otherwise.
But then again, perhaps the popular Football Biggins website was the one that started this subculture.
“But, Will,” you might interject. “The bear community is already a subculture in itself.” I will then reply, “That’s correct. I’m referring to the “brutes/bulls” as a subculture within the “bear subculture.” The bear subculture is predominantly “owned” by the gay bears themselves, and to some extent their admirers who don’t quite fit the mold of your typical “bear” or “cub.” Either way, the overwhelming members are gay men.
However, I feel that the “brutes” and the “bulls” are descriptions that tend to welcome straight men and women alike into our bear community. The admiration from such “brutish” and “bullish” men tend to be on the less pornographic side. Now this is based on what I have seen from my online travels. Of course, such men who possess such builds are still being sexually commented on, but oftentimes, their photos and videos are on the tame side.
Then there is this overlap. There are chubby chasers, as well as daddy admirers. Those two specific types will always be in their unique “niche.” They are a subculture of their own for which the bear community have embraced. As the bear community did so, so did the “brutes and bulls” admirers: musclechubs and brutish daddies came to be. Well, became more prominent than ever, that is.
So do I have any point from all this? Nothing really. I just wanted to talk about the evolution of our loves for “big men.” I guess that’s the Greatest Common Denominator that all of us would agree on. Gay men to straight women, we are all attracted to “larger than typical-sized” men.
But then again, there are folks in the bear community who just like furry men, regardless of shape and weight. Unfortunately, at that point, I have failed that class and don’t have any viable discourse on the subject. ^_^
And I also haven’t even touched upon the bears’ S&M/bondage fetish and the bulls’ uniform fetish. Again, it’s interesting to see where the parallel lies: one is more sexually explicit while the other is not so much. Of course, that is just a generalization and not a complete fact.
What do you think of this? Am I wrong with my analysis or am I spending way too much time on something that doesn’t need to be explored? Or do you have a favorite term that you tend to describe our big bears, chubs, daddies, and brutes? If so, please share!
The following is just a sampling of what’s being discussed this week. (I also plan on creating a members-only forum where I will post some scandalous photos and videos that I can only keep behind virtual closed doors… I will do everything in my power to make you join, goshdangit!) 😳
[The following screenshots of Stephen Lee are from Robocop 2. Yes, this is a BearFic. And, yes, it is very pathetic. But the photos look so lonely by themselves that I just gotta do a bit of an ad-libbed fiction…]
Insert Dirty Title Here -Stephen Lee BearFic-
Okay, so I’m a dirty cop. Sue me. Find me a clean one, and I’ll know yer lyin’. Ain’t no clean cops around here no more. Even the laundromats use coke as detergents in this forsaken city.
And so what if I shoot concentrated Seduction7? Got nothing to be happy for in this goddamn hellhole. Plus, everyone’s doing it. And it don’t matter that I’m wearing a pig uniform. I always get the best seat in the strip joints. Not to mention unlimited lap dances. Just one of them perks but it’s nothing compared to the shit that goes on in this town.
You know how bad this city’s become? Listen, we gots robots doing our jobs for us. You believe that? Robots. I don’t know who’s crazier — me or the loony dumbasses who thought this one up. These robots… I don’t like ’em. They really fucking do their jobs……
I was just at the arcades playing “Ikari Warriors” ™ when one of them freaking robot grabbed my neck. He saw me buy some S7 from some punk kid of this district’s local gang. Shoulda been more careful. They got them supersonic vision shit. Shit!
Sonovabitch. Damn freak almost cracked my ribcage. Whoever the hell programmed this bastard is one sick fuck. I feel like some lardass elephant sat on my chest.
“You are under arrest, Officer Dante. Where are the drugs and who is the drug dealer? Cooperation is your only option.”
What did he think? I’m gonna tell him? I know my rights, I — oof!…..
“Okay okay okay….. Lester Freeman. I got the drugs from Lester Freeman. Freaking drugs behind that “Ikari Warriors” ™. Thought you got some superhuman vision assho — OW!”
Damn metalhead’s gonna kill me. And, aw. shit, Lester’s goons gonna get me too…..
It’s funny how the pigs get a handful of free passes from these robots. Either the slammer’s filled or they’re running out of recruits. For God’s sakes, that’s the least of my worries. I’m a dead man.
Well, it’s gotta end sooner or later. So here I am in some cliched deserted building. I remember being gagged while I was on my way to the hospital. I knew it was Lester’s goons…..
Ironic that on my final moments, I’m wrapped around with clean sheets. Jezus, clean freakin’ sheets. Guess I deserve this.
I just hope that this goofy doc’s scalpel does its job freaking quick…..
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Jesus, so Lester’s human after all. Good night, sweet prick.
Well, not a big loss anyway. There are more rival gangs here than I could care to count. Ah, speaking of which, time to enjoy some of this sweet, sweet S7, thanks to that Brazilian bonehead, Reinaldo.
Can someone correct me if I’m wrong? I believe that the cute chubby bear on the left is Tim Larson. He was the lead hero in a straight-to-DVD movie called 305 (check out the trailer here). I will post more about Mr. Larson in the near future.
[DISCLAIMER: First of all, though I might have the film “Bruno” as a sponsor ad, please realize that it’s an ad that you are free to click on. Furthermore, if you did click on it, all of the ad revenue goes to “The Children’s Miracle Network.” I’m only mentioning this because I will make grandiose statements — such as “Brüno” is “the greatest gay film ever made” — without sounding like a sell-out…]
Sacha Baron Cohen is a genius. He managed to transform a completely shallow, hypersexualized, & cartoonish gay character into someone we end up rooting for. He also managed to show us the other side of homophobic people: they are very compassionate folks who just happened to be conservative with anything sexual. And, more importantly, Mr. Cohen just placed a mirror in all of our faces as to just how shallow, hypersexualized, and cartoonish our world really is. From the straights to the gays, to the blacks to the whites, and the religious to the faithless, the world is a melting pot of hypocrisy and fanaticism. Enter Brüno. Quite possibly the greatest gay film ever made that managed to make extensive usage of male genitalia to make his, well, point.
First and foremost, this film is satire. And it’s supposed to be an offensive satire, at that. However, for the life of me, I could not find it offensive at all. I think it’s because Brüno is such an off-the-wall caricature of a sexual deviant that we ultimately find him harmless. He just happened to be gay. He’s basically like a gay Deuce Bigelow of sorts. He’s also like a gay Forrest Gump who travels around the world and succeeds in making a fool out of everyone (if so, do not open his box of chocolates).
The hilarious part is he is completely well-meaning and heartfelt with every single situation he becomes a part of. Regardless of whether a certain scene appears to be more staged than others, you can’t help but both cringe at what Brüno does and say while also fearing for his life. And, to be fair, as much as we end up laughing at the reactions of Brüno’s victims, we also feel sympathetic towards them. It’s unbelievable how Mr. Cohen managed to bring out the compassionate and human side of homophobic people. For example, the “Sex & The City Rednecks” scene (which we have seen countless times) ended up showing these gun-toting country boys being extremely polite and tolerant to the innuendos and advances of an overtly sexual male. In fact, in that very scene, Brüno was definitely the villain of that moment and we can’t help but root on for our victimized trio.
That’s what’s so great about the movie. Everyone is both sympathetic and unsympathetic at the same time.
I mean, the self-defense instructor teaching Brüno how to protect himself from “dildos” (just one of the many gut-busting scenes I had to suffer from) actually called homosexuals “very nice people.” As a gay person, that comment was unexpectedly pleasant and I was glad that scenes such as that were in the movie. It gave a fair and honest light on homophobic people.
Thought that I won’t post anything “bear”-related? Ha!… Brüno interviews Greg Stamper (Sponsor of a Christian Rock Festival).Mr. Stamper definitely has his strong beliefs but his earnest explanations aredifficult to disagree with. Or perhaps I’m just blinded by his woof factor. 😉
Be that as it may, the film did not cheap out from exposing the darker side of homophobia. These horrific scenes come at the expense of the mob mentality: the predominantly African-American community in a daytime talk show and the predominantly straight white people in an Ultimate Fighting Championship-like auditorium. I did laugh at these scenes, yet a part of me was genuinely terrified at what heterosexuals felt about homosexuals.
Though the film is not truly offensive, it is 100% obscene. This film definitely pushes its R-rating to the fullest. As a warning, Brüno not only shows his private part, he really shows his private part. Scenes such as that one is probably why GLAAD is not too happy with the film as they claim that it reinforces gay stereotypes. Unfortunately, they are missing this one minor detail: Brüno is, first and foremost, an overtly sexual person. He could have been played by a straight man and the message would still be the same (though it won’t have the same type of impact). GLAAD should just back down as they are only letting the homophobic people know that Brüno’s stereotypes are truly gay stereotypes. They are doing more harm than good.
Surprisingly, there is a story and a message. One that caught me off-guard is that it was a love story. A pretty twisted and bizarre one, but a love story nevertheless. I have officially fallen in love with Lutz (played by Gustaf Hammersten). And throughout Brüno’s travels, he showed us a world of intolerance, shallowness, and the extremities of human sexuality — from the repressed to the overtly sexual. Also, where else can you find a hardcore rapper who says that gay is “okay”?
In short, it’s a great film. It is also truly one of the funniest film I’ve seen this year. Because and despite of its obscenities, it’s a film with a tremendous loving heart that exposes our world as a very funny place. Brüno, with all of his antics and shenanigans to achieve superstardom, makes us realize that everything else in this world is fleeting and that the only thing that matters is love.
I just got back from watching brüno, and for some reason, after eating dinner, I kinda still have this craving for something Mexican (if you saw the movie, you’ll understand why). Behold, a handful of videos from YouTube’s goonish and husky Mexican, armack2008.
The big guy loves his movie soundtracks…
And since BearMythology is a family-oriented website (*winks*), if you want to know more about Mr. Armack2008 (you know, like full frontals and bondage), go to this YouTube page. Click on the “more info” link in that video’s description and you will be directed to the seedy underworld of straight porn. Hide the children! -_^
Finally, I got to post a Shirtless Saturday edition of the fantastically bullgoonish, Ludovic Berthillot. Thanks to Y (the resident Ludovic Berthillot expert), he pointed us to this short film called The Venus Project. He shows up at the 8:26 mark.
Warning: Boobie shots at that moment as well (lol, I totally missed them).
Dang. Here I am trying to post some “stolen” shirtless Jerry Ferrara screenshots and I kept getting bothered by hateful comments about my sexually-explicit filled blog… You know, I just might start getting all explicit from here on out. Sorry, Jerry Ferrara, you are my first victim…
Holy crap, check out the rack on that chick! She’s so hot!
I want to see that hot chick on the corner. Stupid camera man, I don’t
want to see no fat dude!
I’m a straight man, dammit. I don’t want to see no fat dude!
Freaking fat dude…
Sorry. I’m just a bit ticked off right now and I had to punish Jerry Ferrara’s awesome shirtless photos. Thank you Bobby for the heads up, and D.T. for these awesome screenshots!
Check out the bearmythology Flickr Photostream for my horrible-looking screenshots. Anybody who can give me tips and/or a great site(s) to learn all about these newfangled ways to create great screenshots will be greatly appreciated. Anyway, here’s my collage version to make up for my venting as well as the previous horrible “GET IN SHAPE!” collage.
I have only seen Season 1 of HBO’s Entourage, and I know that there was a swimming pool scene with Jerry Ferrara in it. Anyway, did a Google search for “shirtless Jerry Ferrara” and I hit the mini-progressive jackpot:
I got the photo from ifitandhealthy.com and wish that the photo was not desecrated by that obnoxious demand. Anyway, does anybody know if this screenshot is from Entourage? And, if so, what season and episode is it from?
Anyways, here is a compilation of Jerry Ferrara as Turtle…
I went to that url and it redirected me to an adult video on demand website, specifically its Gay Bears section. I’m guessing that the guy in the photo is not in any video at all. I’m also guessing that I fell for their advertising trickery! However, does anybody know who this woofy stud is?