Seriously, wouldn’t that be amazing? Who wouldn’t want to have a “Weird Science” world where we could just “download” any (and all) of our bear/chub/daddy fantasies in physical form? Though it might not be a reality, video games are acceptable substitutions as CG graphics are quickly becoming realistic as possible… [KEEP ON WOOFIN’!]
The NFL is currently in a sticky bind trying to create a balanced and fair “harsh penalty” for players who would flagrantly hit and intentionally harm other players [ESPN]. I have been following this news and it basically resembles any workplace where management has no clue whatsoever what their employees would go through in their respective jobs. A frustrated defensive player who is being forced to make a split-second decision about the safety of his opponent is no different from any corporate America employee being told by management what to do when they haven’t even experienced their employees’ jobs firsthand at all.
In short, a sure-fire way to have a disgruntled employee is to make his or her job difficult. That’s pretty much the case with any human interactions, whether it be in sports, work, school, and, well, anything else.
However interesting that may be (lol), I am far more concerned with a much sinister and heinous argument that just might bring the NFL to even lower depths: people complaining about the increased exposure of armpits on the football field!
Paul Lukas has a hilarious commentary in his “Uni Watch” segment in ESPN.com called “Simply stated, these jerseys are the pits”:
Of course, being an Armpit Aficionado I am completely against his rally cry against the increased exposure of armpits in the NFL. To combat this, I will selectively choose some of Mr. Lukas’ points so that I could easily contradict him.
Let us begin our battle of “pits,” shall we?
But some players have been pushing the sleeveless style past the limits of visual propriety. For years, the poster child for this look has been Chris Hovan, who’s basically had his jersey tailored like a tank top, revealing more of his body than Uni Watch (or, most likely, anyone) wants to see.
Au contraire, Pepe Le Pew. The NFL is stacked to the brim with magnificent and imposing behemoths whose muscular and stocky builds are completely encumbered by needless jerseys, shoulder pads, and helmets. These men are our living mythical giants who, on any given Sunday, push their strengths and endurance to the limits for our entertainment. They are the wonders of our modern age, gladiators of a brutal sport, and the glue that binds people together as well as a polarizer of cities & communities. That being said, it would be totally awesome if football players were just shirtless. So, yes, there are people out there who actually respect and admire the human form. If a football player like Chris Hovan tailors his jersey like a tanktop, then that’s just a bonus for us fans and non-fans alike. Yes, there are people out there who appreciate Hovan’s armpits. As much as you probably enjoy watching the Lingerie Football League.
3. Ixnay on the exflay. Tired of the recent trend of players flexing like bodybuilders? That’s yet another byproduct of the faux sleeves. Wouldn’t be happening if the players’ upper arms were covered.
Seriously? Your number 3 reason for banning exposed armpits is because it would cause more football players to flex their muscles? And let’s just say that it’s true that all men in the world who wear sleeveless shirts severely suffer from Acute-Muscle-Flexing-Syndrome-Because-I’m-Wearing-A-Wifebeater, then what exactly is wrong with that? Men, especially men of the bigger variety, have the right to be proud of their bodies and strength. Of course there is a time and place to do so, in regards to sportsmanship versus showmanship, but please don’t blame the sleeveless jersey for causing men’s inherent desire to display their Alpha Maleness.
Okay. Now that I have conveniently avoided responding to Mr. Lukas’ finer & compelling points, let me pleasantly end my needless rant with a cavalcade of photos of Chris Hovan’s magnificent and spectacular armpits…
And to end on a finer rose-scented note, here is the Hovan family… Wow. I just love this image.
Rick Zumwalt’s character “Bull Hurley” has been a major factor and influence in my realization that I was attracted towards big and burly men. His larger-than-life portrayal of a very intimidating and powerful arm wrestler is forever embedded in my memory: the red tanktop, the bald head, the thick & sweaty biceps, the perfect goatee, and his aggressively cocky demeanor were the physical features and personality traits that fueled my imagination and “sexual awakening,” if you will.
Well, today, I’d like to introduce to you Mr. Radu “Valahu” Georgescu or as I’d like to think of him as The Romanian Bull Hurley Version 2.0. The more things change, the more they stay the same. Rick Zumwalt may not be physically in this world anymore, but there will be people (from past, present, and future) who will always possess such amazingly similar traits. Radu may not be bald nor possess a goatee, but what a trade-off with that spectacular beard! Jury’s still out with the bandanas though…
Those screenshots from the collage were taken from this YouTube video:
And speaking of my coincidental Bull Hurley comparison, here is Hurley wearing a yellow tanktop and Radu wearing a yellow shirt! OMG like that is so true!
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Does actor Josh Gad look like Jack Black with Jonah Hill’s girth and curly hair? You be the judge as Josh Gad briefly impersonates the two actors (with artistic liberties) as a correspondent for The Daily Show in Comedy Central:
I first noticed him from Season 2, Episode 2 of Showtime’s Bored To Death. And with the following image, it’s going to be very self-evident why I immediately fell in lust with this big and cute cuddly chubby bear…
Finally, check out his Funny Or Die comedy skit as “Jose Sanchez: Workout Guru”… He appears to have a propensity for revealing his armpits as much as possible. And I totally do not have any issues with that. 😉
I once heard that “Warrick Brant” was Australian for Bear. Or something like that. One thing is for sure though: Warrick Brant is one gigantic monster of a man…
Amongst the many fine physical features that Mr. Brant is endowed with, it is his massive arms and biceps that lure me to his wickedly charming handsomeness. Cases in point:
And he’s also just this big hunk of a teddy bear with a gorgeous, killer smile…
Finally, here are some “select” (well, okay, “shirtless”) videos from Warrick Brant’s YouTube Page:
So there’s a new blog I just started stalking following on Tumblr, and he goes by the nickname of WillZone. I never would have found out about him if the woofy The Pickup Bear did not reblog this photo of WillZone:
I then started to browse through it and, for some reason, the things he would be interested in suddenly became interesting to me as well. The dong works in mysterious ways. Anyway, while browsing his blog, I came upon his awesome video: “Kickass Baby!”
Lol. A Baby Jedi is definitely kickass! And WillZone is definitely one woofy, kickass bear…
Christian Cantwell wins the gold medal during the 12th IAAF World Athletics Championships in Berlin, Germany. My personal favorite, Reese Hoffa, did not do to well during the competition, but it’s great to see Mr. Cantwell getting the gold.
Thank you to HBL01 for pointing this video out to us.
Adam Nelson, Reese Hoffa, Ralf Bartels, Christian Cantwell, mmm, mmm, mmm…
And what happens when you win the gold? You flex your muscles, of course. Here are some gorgeous photos of Christian in all of his arm flexing glory…
My good buddy, D.T., has a very awesome treat for us and it’s a 2-for-1 special. It’s a shirtless scene between Artie Lange and John Scurti from an episode of Season 4 of Rescue Me. (If anyone knows which episode this is from — paging Mr. D.T. — please let us know.)
I have been waiting for John Scurti to get fully shirtless and, of course, it happens on a season where I stopped watching it. He did get shirtless before but not like this. And, as a bonus to boot, we get Artie Lange shirtless and also doing the wild thing.
I have other bears to post about from Rescue Me (specifically about someone’s uncle), but a previous post I made about the show was about Lyndon Byers. In the meantime, enjoy these screenshots of two woofy chubby bears…
And as an even more added bonus, D.T. uploaded this awesome short video clip. It’s very short, but unbelievably way too hot…
“Thank Grizzly It’s Friday” is back. But this time, it’s just going to be a weekly post of random stuff, and sometimes sprinkled with my random ramblings. Come on, I know you love ’em! *groans* 😯
About the above photo. First of all, I’m not sure if that amateur wrestler is in college or not. If he’s a high school wrestler, well then, all I can say is that I did not know he was under 21, officer.
Anyway, the reason for my posting him is due to my usage of the word “bullpup.” After returning from my self-imposed exile from the gay bear universe a few years ago, I started to notice these newer “bear-related” terminologies: “bull,” “bullgoon,” “bullpup,” “goon,” “bullneck,” “brute,” “lugs,” and other similar-sounding terms (as well as sites/blogs and groups, such as “Real Thick”). Bullneck was definitely the one that popularized this even though he might say otherwise.
But then again, perhaps the popular Football Biggins website was the one that started this subculture.
“But, Will,” you might interject. “The bear community is already a subculture in itself.” I will then reply, “That’s correct. I’m referring to the “brutes/bulls” as a subculture within the “bear subculture.” The bear subculture is predominantly “owned” by the gay bears themselves, and to some extent their admirers who don’t quite fit the mold of your typical “bear” or “cub.” Either way, the overwhelming members are gay men.
However, I feel that the “brutes” and the “bulls” are descriptions that tend to welcome straight men and women alike into our bear community. The admiration from such “brutish” and “bullish” men tend to be on the less pornographic side. Now this is based on what I have seen from my online travels. Of course, such men who possess such builds are still being sexually commented on, but oftentimes, their photos and videos are on the tame side.
[from Men In Full]
Then there is this overlap. There are chubby chasers, as well as daddy admirers. Those two specific types will always be in their unique “niche.” They are a subculture of their own for which the bear community have embraced. As the bear community did so, so did the “brutes and bulls” admirers: musclechubs and brutish daddies came to be. Well, became more prominent than ever, that is.
So do I have any point from all this? Nothing really. I just wanted to talk about the evolution of our loves for “big men.” I guess that’s the Greatest Common Denominator that all of us would agree on. Gay men to straight women, we are all attracted to “larger than typical-sized” men.
But then again, there are folks in the bear community who just like furry men, regardless of shape and weight. Unfortunately, at that point, I have failed that class and don’t have any viable discourse on the subject. ^_^
And I also haven’t even touched upon the bears’ S&M/bondage fetish and the bulls’ uniform fetish. Again, it’s interesting to see where the parallel lies: one is more sexually explicit while the other is not so much. Of course, that is just a generalization and not a complete fact.
What do you think of this? Am I wrong with my analysis or am I spending way too much time on something that doesn’t need to be explored? Or do you have a favorite term that you tend to describe our big bears, chubs, daddies, and brutes? If so, please share!
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Enough of my rambling. Please visit and join the BearMythology Message Board.
The following is just a sampling of what’s being discussed this week. (I also plan on creating a members-only forum where I will post some scandalous photos and videos that I can only keep behind virtual closed doors… I will do everything in my power to make you join, goshdangit!) 😳
links to the best Flickr Photostream
I went to that url and it redirected me to an adult video on demand website, specifically its Gay Bears section. I’m guessing that the guy in the photo is not in any video at all. I’m also guessing that I fell for their advertising trickery! However, does anybody know who this woofy stud is?
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It’s been awhile since I’ve posted with a “BearPit” tag on a subject header. Heck, I’ve just unloaded my BearBeat fetish, so why not go all out with my armpit fetish as well? Here is the woofy Guy Fieri from a series of videos in Disney’s California Food & Wine Festival. Much love and gratitude to winkedinkie’s YouTube Channel for sharing this almost two-hour-long Guy Fieri goodness. It’s definitely worth the watch and you learn a lot of fun things about him. And, most especially, he’s wearing his company tanktop (Knuckle Sandwich). So what does that mean? Well, bonus armpits shots, what else is there? -_^
For more screenshots, please visit the bearmythology Flickr Photostream.
Watch the whole epic series in winkedinkie’s YouTube Page
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One of the most popular Shirtless Saturday post is this musclecub monster, Páll Logason. (Though I may have to start referring to him as a fully-fledged musclebear, especially with that awesome full beard he’s sporting.) It’s just unfortunate that he shaves, but he has to do it due to the strongman competitions he would partake in.
You can find TONS more photos of Mr. Páll Logason in Vodvafikn-net’s Flickr Page.
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Drew Powell as Mr. “Stinky” Auto Coverage
Anyway, I’m guessing that the rest of the population is supposed to cringe at the “fat slob” as the camera focuses on his sweaty armpits and belly fold (lol, thanks DG!). I’m also guessing that it should induce a nasty nasal reaction from such images. I say “guessing” because all I could see is an amazingly beautiful and huggable husky body that’s drenched in sweat and emanating a delicious musky scent.
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I’ve decided to add the “Tag Cloud” on this blog’s sidebar; and as somewhat of an experiment on my part, I wanted to see if some — if not, all — of my favorite tags would become popular. Here are the current results…
Shirtless, Big Bear, Chubby Bear, Musclebear, Armpits, Strongman, Football, mmm, mmm, mmm…
I’m very amazed to learn that those keywords and tags are the most popular and they also happen to be my “choice tags” as well. Whenever I scour the internet for bear-related information, those are the “special” keywords/topics I look for to see if I would investigate a particular website or blog.
The only media personalities that showed up were these four: the talented cute cub, Joey Oglesby, the classic chubby bear John Goodman, the daddy bear Ray Winstone, and the big bear Warren Sapp. I really love the fact how all four are so varied from each other.
And with that, this is a sampling of what most of you guys and gals like the most:
Shirtless big/chubby musclebears
I previously mentioned my love for these washed-out
’70s porn-looking photos; well, here’s a musclechub for ya…
The race started out really close, but Heinz Ollesch eventually got the lead — based on emails, comments, and poll (76-96). You guys have “woofen” loud and clear, so here are more photos of your favorite strongman musclebear…
And, gawrsh, I’m like 0-for-3 on these weekly polls! 😛
This great photo and many others are from this site
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As I don’t involve myself in this weekly poll/contest, I have to say that I’m very shocked to see not just The Shane Twins win, but for them to win by such a large margin — based on emails, comments and this poll (100-11). But the fans have spoken so here are your musclebear winners, The Shane Twins: Mike and Todd Shane…
(My straight best friend actually even voted for The Shane Twins and I said, “What the? You’re not even gay.” My buddy then said that I’m a “Bear Hack” and that I did not know what a “true bear” looked like and that I should go back to “Bear School” as I needed some remedial lessons. Lol. What a friend. But, again, I am just truly surprised to see very few votes for The Power Twins! In my not so humble opinion, they’re the most “bearish” in contrast to The Shane Twins. However, I did ask you guys who the “woofiest” was. Ah, semantics…)
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Based on the emails, comments, and poll (99-64), Christian Cantwell is our winner. I did not vote myself, but if I did, I would have voted for Manuel Martinez. Still, that was definitely a tough choice as Christian is undoubtedly a magnificent bearish specimen of a man, And being the winner, here are some photos of the sexy Christian Cantwell.
[NOTE: Christian is the winner based on yesterday and part of today’s votes. Most of the polls I put out will always be open for new blog visitors… So who knows? The poll results might eventually change…]
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Dammit! It looks like the finals might end up being Brooke and Lance. Nooooo!!!!! Cody is in jeopardy tonight, but I wonder if his fanbase will outvote Warren’s fanbase? Believe you me, I voted as much as I was able to and I hope that Warren doesn’t get the boot… Part of me wants to cheer on Lance and Lacey as they seem to be the only true contender for Brooke and Derek. However, I’m hoping against hope that Warren and Kym decide to put some technique to their dancing as there’s no way their consistently “safe” dancing would stand up against Brooke and Lance’s. Come on, Warren and Kym, you guys can do it! *nervously awaits for tonight’s results*
Exactly two months ago, I said this…
Three nights from now, we’ll get to check out Warren Sapp on the Ballroom Dance Floor. I typically don’t watch shows like these, and the last time I watched it was when Emmitt Smith sambaed to Stevie Wonder with that green sleeveless shirt. *swoons*
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Now if only Mr. Sapp gets to wear such fancy getup (or lack thereof), then we’d be in business.
And what do you know? Not only did the ever-woofy Warren Sapp make it to the semi-finals of Dancing With The Stars, he finally showed up in a sleeveless outfit while dancing the Mambo. Ay, carumba! And it was indeed truly beautiful…
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