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Casey Campbell: There Is More To This Prime Bear

Casey Campbell More To Prime 01The moment the darkened light slowly revealed a husky Amazon employee theatrically singing “More To Prime” on television, I fell immediately and instantly in love with the gorgeous bear. Continue reading Casey Campbell: There Is More To This Prime Bear

Shirtless Saturday: Phil Hickerson As PY Chu Hi

Here’s an old-school Shirtless Saturday post.   Phil Hickerson is a wrestler I discovered a few years ago thanks to the classic pro-wrestling matches shown on ESPN.  I missed out on his younger and furrier persona, so I just knew him as his villainous Japanese counterpart, PY Chu Hi. [KEEP ON WOOFIN’!]

Paul Clemens: “The Horribly Slow Murderer With The Extremely Inefficient Weapon”

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ChaserAlex submitted a very extended trailer that quickly became an instant favorite.  It’s Richard Gale‘s “The Horribly Slow Murderer With The Extremely Inefficient Weapon”…

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I’m not sure if it’s a trailer for an even longer trailer or for a short film; but one thing is for sure, I definitely cannot wait to see this in its entirety.  This trailer is genius and writer/director Richard Gale really knew how to parody horror while at the same time respecting it.  That’s a tough act to juggle…

More importantly, our film’s woeful protagonist is played by a handsome daddy bear, Paul Clemens.

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Paul Clemens reminds me of another woofy daddy bearish actor: J.T. Walsh.  Check out this trailer compilation for Needful Things (awesome movie and book, by the way) and check out J.T. Walsh’s “I killed my wife…is that wrong?” delivery.  Also, I found this interesting article where Russell’s Crowe character in Body Of Lies was also compared to the late J.T. Walsh: NY Magazine.

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Shirtless Saturday: Larry Csonka

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Here’s a vintage image of Larry Csonka (official site) from the July 22, 1974 edition of People Magazine when he played as a fullback with the Miami Dolphins.  Make sure to download the whole magazine issue in PDF format (here’s the direct link)!  It’s pretty nice of People for allowing us to download all of their archived issues.   (And if anybody knows of any cool archived issues of People Magazine where we could find such beautiful bears, please let us know!)  I have yet to go through them as I’m sure there are awesome articles and ads of our brawny and large brethren…

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Finally, let’s check out Mr. Csonka adorably speak butchered Spanish as he promotes Miller Lite Bear…

Shirtless Saturday: David DeLuise

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Thanks to John (from my previous David DeLuise post), he pointed us out as to where we could find some shirtless scenes of David DeLuise.  That collage is taken from the Disney Original Movie, Wizards Of Waverly Place: The Movie.  I have never watched the series before, but after watching the film, I have become an instant fan.  Of course, it helps that daddy bear eye candy David DeLuise is in it…  Here are some video clips of his shirtless scene as well as his adorably cute dancing scene…

Now let me go back.  I just called David DeLuise a “daddy bear.”  I am like 1 year younger than him yet for some reason, I have no issues calling him a “daddy bear.”  While researching for further info about him, I stumbled upon this article:

David DeLuise works his magic in ‘Wizards of Waverly Place’
By Rick Bentley | McClatchy Newspapers

At a recent New York autograph signing by the cast of the Disney Channel series “Wizards of Waverly Place,” David DeLuise kept hearing the same thing from young fans: “I wish you were my dad.”

“I tell them that we can write a script and then their dad will act just like me,” says DeLuise in a telephone inter-view. “Of course my real daughter is standing behind me just rolling her eyes.”

What has caught the admiration of so many young fans is DeLuise’s fun-loving and caring portrayal of Jerry Russo, the dad to wizards played by Selena Gomez, David Henrie and Jake T. Austin on the cable series. Maria Canals-Barrera plays their mom, Theresa.

The fans will see a different side of DeLuise’s character in the Disney Channel’s “Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie.”

As the story goes on the series, Jerry gave up his magical abilities when he decided to marry a mortal. A miscast spell turns back the romance clock to the time before Jerry and Theresa met, which means Jerry gets the old magic back.

While the children run around trying to reverse the spell to get back their parents, Jerry gets some use out of his magic.

“It was really fun to have my own wand. It was really cool because it had a handle. I am sure it’ll be in a toy store one day and I’ll have to buy one,” DeLuise says.

He uses the wand a lot because the movie has more than 300 special effects, more than the series.

Another change between the TV show and the movie: The series is shot entirely on a soundstage in front of a stu-dio audience but the two-hour movie was produced during six weeks in Puerto Rico, as if it were a feature film.

The switch from the TV style of shooting to a feature film approach was not that difficult for DeLuise, who has been in the movies “Dracula, Dead and Loving It,” “Kicking and Screaming” and “Robin Hood: Men in Tights.”

DeLuise, 37, began his career at the age of 8 when he played the son to his real father, Dom DeLuise, in the television movie “Happy.” He jokes that he had to audition for the role. Now it is his turn to be the veteran actor surrounded by youngsters.

“We have exceptional kids who are all super funny and super nice,” DeLuise says. “We got lucky. Selena has something you are just born with that is magical.”

(c) 2009, The Fresno Bee (Fresno, Calif.).

[SOURCE: Pantagraph.com]

"How much for that daddy bear in the runway?"

“I wish you were my dad.”

Oddly enough, I have that same wish yet at the same time I want a different type of “dad.”  Again, this brings me to my theory that closeted gay men are basically missing (give or take) 15 years of their actual sexual lives.  Let’s see, I’m currently 36, so subtract 15 and that makes me 21 years old.  Yup, that’s about right.  I should be looking for a partner and not a “daddy figure” but, hey, them’s the breaks.  😉

Alrighty then.  -_^  With that tangent out of the way, here are further handsome photos of Mr. David DeLuise…

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Kim Bodnia: “Old Men In New Cars”

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Denmark’s Kim Bodnia is up there as one of my favorite bearish actors.  I first discovered him back in 2002 when I was browsing through the foreign DVD section of a Tower Records WOW Superstore.  (You can relive that same story of my mine from my first Kim Bodnia post I did a year ago.)

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The very first DVD I found was Gamle mænd i nye biler (Old Men In New Cars).  My eyes immediately honed in on the husky bearded photoshopped head in the middle of the photo.

Old Men In New CarsI grabbed it right away and I want you guys to figure out where I stopped reading the DVD’s back cover and immediately made an impulse buy:

In a style that makes Hollywood action movies tame by comparison, this hyperventillating comedy/action flick combines breathtaking action sequences with unsettling black humor, unrepentant misogyny, and plenty of super-violence. When the beefy thug and hardened criminal Harald is released from prison, he quickly “enlists” his two former henchmen Peter and Martin into his new gang. Before he resumes his criminal ways, his dying surrogate father asks him to find his biological son, not seen since a bay. But that baby is now in a maximum security prison and a far-from-cured serial killer. With his posse in place, Harald is ready for that crime spree he’s been dreaming of. Bodies begin to pile up; but when one bank robbery ends with them holding hostage a feisty, suicidal young woman, things go from bad to worse for our lovable villains. Breating new life into the gangster genre, Old Men In New Cars is an exhilarating delight.

That’s right.  “Beefy thug” got me.  It was a gamble as the beefy thug might be a reference to someone else and not that actual beefy hunk on the front cover.  You kids today and your iPhones, you could have accessed IMDb and checked out who “Harald” was to verify that the guy on the cover was indeed Kim Bodnia, aka “beefy thug.”  Anyway, that then led me to exploring most of his movies and I have been a fan ever since.

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Here are some screenshots of Mr. Bodnia’s shirtless scene in Old Men In New Cars.

As always, please check out the bearmythology Flickr Photostream for more screenshots.

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BearSong Sunday: Demetrios Demetriou Of Stavros Flatley

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I’m a bit late to this, but this year’s Britain’s Got Talent had a father-and-son team doing their own Riverdance routine.  They didn’t win but one thing they always did was putting a smile on everyone’s face.  And, as I’ve heard, “they’re also the most successful father-and-son Greek and Irish dancing double-act in British Entertainment history.”

For BearSong Sunday, here is woofy daddy bear Demetrious Demetriou with his son, Lagi, as Stavros Flatley


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Check out the bearmythology Flickr Photostream for more screenshots.

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Added Note: Chubarama had already posted about this group back in April (during my “blue moon” period).  Anyway, check out this link for an awesome photo of this adorable father-and-son duo.

Shirtless Saturday: Summer, Big Bears, Daddies, Chubbies, Speedos, Oh My!

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The creme de la creme, the best of the best, and perfection personified, in my opinion. Does anybody know who this stunning work of art is?

Summer has got to be my favorite season.  It’s the time where we get to see big men practically being naked, especially on the beaches and pools.  Thankfully, there are a handful of blogs and photo sites dedicated to men in all of their summer wear glory.  The following are just some of my favorites from Speedo Dads:

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I love the vintage look of this photo. This very image is why we daddy bear lovers love, well, "daddy bears."
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Ah, yes, such a handsome face as well. These are things that make you go "Woof!"
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There's just something about seeing a big daddy bear relaxing and being comfortable with his skin...

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You might be asking yourself, "Will, what's up with the blinding parade of white bears?" Alright, let's start off with this beautiful husky black bear...
...and here is a possibly Hispanic husky bear...
...and here is a possibly Hispanic husky bear...
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...and a double-dose for good measure.

And now for some variety: big bear firefighters in a mankini, cute chubby bear in a tight-fitting lycra wrestling singlet, big bear hulking out in his speedos, and a soaking wet smooth chub in a triathlon of sorts…

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"Excuse me, sir. Did anybody tell you about the 3 "R"s? Relax, rubdown, and remove mankini."
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Tommy looks around and realizes that he took a way-too-literal interpretation of "Casual Friday"...

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David attached a photo of himself in an email to send to his grandma Beatrice. Unfortunately, David thought that "me.jpg" was his Facebook photo and not his "Sexy Chubby Bear Who Loves To Wear Tight-Fitting Lycra Wrestling Singlet" profile photo...

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HE: "Happy Bear Day!" ... ME: "Holy sh--!"
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AUCTIONEER: "And we have #175, sexy, soaking wet chub in a speedo. Starting bid is at..." ME: "One million dollars!"

Daddy Bear In A Heartwarming Toyota “Believe” Ad

I’m a sucker for commercials like these.  It could be due to my never really having a father figure when I was a kid.  Anyway, not only is this a heartwarming commercial, we daddy bear lovers are treated to something special…

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Nazi Security Service Chief Daddy Bear & The XXXL KKK

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I’m guessing that he’s an actor from possibly Valkyrie or the upcoming Inglorious Basterds.  Or he probably just loves to wear Nazi uniforms.  Either way, this daddy bear is über hot.  Does anyone know who this scorching daddy is?

Since this post feels so empty, here’s a photo of the semen the Nazis have ejaculated to this day.  But, darn it, the chubby bear on the right is way too hot.  It’s just unfortunate that such handsome folk can be hateful and ignorant idiots.

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Goonday Moonday: Dan Lauria & Michael Roberds In “Alien Trespass”

The trailer for Alien Trespass caught me by surprise as it’s definitely a type of film that I’d be watching on opening day.  And by goodness gracious golly gee, Dan Lauria appears as the cliched skeptical Sheriff.  What better way than to post some Dan Lauria photos as a woofy officer of the law for Goonday Moonday?…

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I also want to plug in one of my all-time favorite guilty pleasures: The Lost Skeleton Of Cadavra.  It just reminded me of Alien Trespass and there is actually a sequel for The Lost Skeleton Of Cadavra!: The Lost Skeleton Returns Again.  And you know why I’m plugging this film in?  Well, it’s because there’s a woofy bear in it, that’s why!  If you have seen this film, you have already probably said Brian Howe, and by golly, you are right!  So let me interrupt with a Brian Howe publicity interview from Journeyman.

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And now we’re back with more of daddy goon extraordinaire, Dan Lauria…

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I first discovered him as Fester from The New Addams Family.

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Thank Grizzly It’s Friday Weekly Wrap-Up

Every Friday, I will provide a weekly wrap-up then post a screenshot from a movie and I would like for you guys and gals to guess who the actor is and what movie it is from…  Just post your answers in the comments section.  The answers will be posted the following Friday.

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Husky football player, Richie Incognito, showed up again with his spectacular assets.

On Shirtless Saturday, Ray Winstone showed up sweaty and hot, then stripped, then took a shower in the semi-nude from the film, All In The Game.  Um, yeah, what are you waiting for!

To celebrate Valentine’s Day, I did a music video tribute to that Ray Winstone scene from All In The Game by abusing slow-motion in tandem with Martina McBride/Jim Brickman’s “My Valentine.”  Such music video is my way of showing how such similar scenes get filtered in the eyes and minds of us bear admirers…

On Goonday Moonday, a couple of goonish online and movie bearish fellers showed up.

On Two Woofy Tuesday (Beary Yummy Seconds), the Brit-A-Licious Mark Addy appeared bearded and shirtless.

A Chubby Daddy Bear took a shower for a commercial for Healthy Living.

More commercials filled with daddies, bears, and chubs, courtesy of Scotland.

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As for the answers from last week’s TGIF:WWU…

The bearish warrior is Asbjørn ‘Bear’ Riis from the film, The 13th Warrior.  Congratulations to Bearserk (love the name!) for getting it correctly.

Asbjørn ‘Bear’ Riis was just unbelievably stunning in the film.  The long locks, the perfect beard, and finely-chiseled musclebear & daddy physique won me over when I first saw him in the theater.  His looks are completely mythical and truly define the very meaning of “bear.”  He is completely primal and beastly and won’t think twice about beating the living daylights out of his opponent.  Yet it is that very hypermasculine defense mechanism that makes him a reliable friend and caretaker.  A true grizzly and teddy bear…

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More Woofy Commercial Bears Of Scotland

Here are more awesome commercials (courtesy of TheUnionAgency) with, of course, woofy Scottish bears, chubs, and daddies…  Slainte!

This first one is from Careers Scotland where we find a handsome daddy bear searching for career advice in a very wrong (but funny) place…

The next two are from ScotRail commercials; and I have to admit that they’re pretty clever and they work.  More importantly, both have lovely daddy bears in ’em…


I will watch this cute daddy yell “Salt & Vinegar” all day…


Guess who’s newspaper stand I’d go to?

This cute chub sold the company’s services for just being hot.  But, please, don’t eat the merchandise!

And, finally, here is a series of commercials for Broadband For Scotland.  (OMG, some are still using dial-up?!)  Anyway, a cute daddy bear goes psycho both at home and at work because of said dial-up…

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TheUnionAgency YouTube page is a great site of commercials which are all based in Scotland.  My favorite one was solely based on the amount of skin shown. Lol.  Anyway, this is part of a commercial series from Healthy Living where we see three men in various stages of “living unhealthily.”  The last man shown and the object of my attraction (the beautiful chubby daddy bear taking a shower) would definitely raise eyebrows as it’s not really making fun of chubby men, but more about providing an alternate lifestyle.  Again, it’s that fine gray line between looking sexy & hot and feeling healthy…

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Shirtless Saturday: Ray Winstone (“All In The Game”)

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It’s Valentine’s Day and it’s Shirtless Saturday, so here is My Number One Bear, the ever beautiful Ray Winstone, baring it all (almost) from a made-for-TV movie, All In The Game.

And screenshots just won’t do.  Here is the 2:20 video clip of this most awesome scene.  As for absolutely trivial knowledge, good ‘ol Ray utters the word, “Fuck” and its colorful iterations 21 times.  That’s about 1 fuck a minute!  Atta boy, Ray!  I’m proud of ya!  -_^

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Well, this is Part 1 of the series.  I will post the next parts tomorrow.

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Thank Grizzly It’s Friday Weekly Wrap-Up

Every Friday, I will provide a weekly wrap-up then post a screenshot from a movie and I would like for you guys and gals to guess who the actor is and what movie it is from… Just post your answers in the comments section. The answers will be posted the following Friday.

thankgrizzlyitsfriday-2009-02-06Who is this big, big, big grizzly bear?

A mucho sexier David Hasselhoff shows up shirtless in a parody of the star’s drunken exploits.

I’ve always dreamed of working in the stressful world of advertising.  However, no one wanted to hire me as my portfolio was all about the big guys.

Shirtless Saturday: Way too cool.  I begged and even bribed for that Halls Candy commercial with the shirtless Turkish bears in a bath and got my wished fulfilled.

Goonday Moonday: Being a failed wannabe copywriter, I’ve looked through a portfolio of ads with big guys and pretended to analyze their social impact when, really, all I wanted to do was look at photos of big guys.

On Two Woofy Tuesday (Beary Yummy Seconds), the gorgeous Phil Martin sports a completely different mawashi and I thank the heavens for it.

A very naughty bear was caught walking and sleeping in the nude on a sidewalk at Los Angeles.  It’s downright criminal not to give the poor guy some change!

Joshua Sankey is one funny comedian that’s downright delicious.

Michael Emanuel is that everybear you see but not sure who he was.  And whether you knew him or not, it’s undisputable that he’s a major woofy daddy bear.

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As for the answers from last week’s TGIF:WWU…

That chubby daddy bear is Allan Graf from The Limey.  Like Michael Emanuel and newcomer, Joshua Sankey, these are your handsome bears that never seem to get the credit they deserve.  Primary reason is because they’re typically given small roles.  Allan Graf has appeared in numerous films and he’s normally a bodyguard or a goon.  He’s gotten chubbier over the years and he’s aging like fine wine.  He also resembles Mike Holmgren which is an added bonus.

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And since Allan Graf had a really short scene in The Limey, here are some behind-the-scenes footage from A Knight’s Tale, where he was the film’s Stunt Coordinator…

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Shirtless Saturday: Chubby Daddy Bear Knows What Guys Like (Ron Tarr)

I have never heard of Ron Tarr before, but thanks to (the NSFW) The Chubby Daddy Watching Society (sign me up!) and Shimmieshimshammer’s YouTube Page, I had a crash course on educating myself about this one simple fact: Ron Tarr is one perfect and classical example of a fine handsome chubby daddy bear.  You guys are the best!

Anyway, today’s Shirtless Saturday is a tad bit different.  We’ll break some rules by tasting the creamy icing before chowing down on the delicious & rich cake.  And with that, let us begin with Ron Tarr wearing a wifebeater…


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From an apparently bizarre film called Eat The Rich
(This scene is just begging for a Street Fighter video game parody.)

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And with that, here we have the loverly chubby daddy in leather and latex singlet…


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And, finally, the moment you have all been waiting for, our handsome chubby daddy bear strips down to the most barest of necessities.  Oh, bloody hell.  This is one seriously hot Hot HOt HOT H O T man!


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From “The Comic Strip Presents” – South Atlantic Raiders Part 1
Shimmie has also posted the whole scene here

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