Shirtless Saturday: Phil Hickerson As PY Chu Hi

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Here’s an old-school Shirtless Saturday post.   Phil Hickerson is a wrestler I discovered a few years ago thanks to the classic pro-wrestling matches shown on ESPN.  I missed out on his younger and furrier persona, so I just knew him as his villainous Japanese counterpart, PY Chu Hi. [KEEP ON WOOFIN’!]

Cute Guy Uses His Cubbish Charms To Sell Trident Layers Gum And It Works

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Commercials are, more or less, fairly effective.  They are visual invasions and auditory assaults to the senses which can do their manipulative job in less than 30 seconds.  When I first saw the “Sword” Trident Layers Gum commercial, the ad did its spectacular magic on me as the cute cub in it caught my attention in less than 3 seconds. [KEEP ON WOOFIN’!]

Classic Goonday Moonday: Pure Strength Strongmen Of 1989

Twenty-two years ago, I was in high school and still oblivious to the world of strongmen competitions.  So thank goodness for YouTube.  It has become a rich video archive of classic strongmen competitions.  This one in particular is called “Pure Strength” (the 1989 episode). HITStrongman posted the whole event in 7 parts. [KEEP ON WOOFIN’!]

Super Shirtless Saturday: Mark Henry In Red Speedos

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The BearMythology look has been updated again by your finicky and oft-absent blogger.  Also, based on numerous suggestions, I will finally get with the 21st Century and start placing “Continue Reading” links on every post for easier reading consumption…

Anyway, my great friend, GE, sent me a link to a video that gave me a heart attack (I wonder how many heart attacks I’ve had during the course of this blog’s lifespan?): it is a video of pro-wrestler, Mark Henry, wearing only skimpy bright red speedos!  Seriously, why can’t he wrestle with this type of outfit?! [KEEP ON WOOFIN’!]

Shirtless Saturday: Larry The Cable Guy As A Merman

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"Wish I could be, part of that world...."

I’ve posted some snapshots of Larry The Cable Guy all dressed up as a mermaid for an upcoming TV show called “Only In America” in Tumblr.  Then my good buddy, G, sent me a plethora of images of this TV show that I will make my lifelong mission to NOT miss at all in The History Channel!  Whatcha waiting for?  Head on over to Tampa Bay Online for more photos of the woofy Larry The Cable Guy!

Goonday Moonday: Patrick Cox (Part 1 Of 2)

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For Goonday Moonday, I would like to present to you a wonderfully handsome big bearish fella named Patrick Cox.  I first uncovered him from Tumblr and I have to give a big shout out to randombearstuff for sharing this deliciously goony goodness with us.  Randombearstuff is a Tumblr blog, so expect NSFW stuff!  🙂

Patrick Cox just has that look that completely owns me.  He is thick, brutish, massive, and just downright gorgeous.  Dare I even say, “perfect”?  Yes, in fact, I will.  He’s just freaking PERFECT!

Before I even get to more of his photos and videos, I just need to share this thing about him.  On his Facebook he posted this image then commented on it.  For easy viewing, I have placed his comment on that image…

How can I not love this big cuddly bear?  Here’s a perfect example of a human being who’s not ashamed of his own sexuality and understands that gay people are no less different from straight folk.  Thank you, Mr. Cox.  Thank you.  And while we’re in the subject of  “gayness”…

I ❤ U, PATRICK!!!

Check out his sizzle reel by Coleman O’Toole from Vimeo:

And, of course, with my very specific fetish, here are screenshots of a very specific scene from the sizzle reel…  😛

From the Tumblr images, it led me to one of his movies.  The following are the video and screenshots from the TV movie, “Ben 10: Alien Swarm”…  He had a short scene (though I must admit, I didn’t actually watch the flick just forwarded to his unfortunate way-too-brief scene).  The film seems pretty cool, so I’ll watch it when I get some time.


This video is also courtesy of Coleman O’Toole from Vimeo!
Apparently, I missed that beginning part!!!  (So there are 2 scenes total.)

Come on now... Who can resist such cuteness?

Here’s a webseries that’s currently working on getting financed called “Walkin’ In L.A.: A Comedy Web Series”:

Vodpod videos no longer available.

As this post has gotten way too long, let me take a break from all the hotness, and will continue with Part 2

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Kevin Michael Richardson: The Bear With The Deep Bass Voice

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I shared a clip of Cleveland Jr.’s rap battle with Kanye West from my Tumblr page, which then led me to the making of said rap battle in this video:

And the rest was history.  I discovered Mr. Kevin Michael Richardson and he’s definitely dreamy (at a quick glance, I thought he was James Monroe Iglehart).  And what caught my attention was his unbelievably sexy deep bass voice.  Check him out singing from the canceled show, “The Knights Of Prosperity” (I probably would have watched if I had known that he was in it):


His character’s name was Rockefeller Butts.

And check out his Wikipedia’s description of his work.  As an animation/gaming geek, this blurb is quite orgasmic:

Richardson has usually portrayed villainous characters due to his deep voice.

His credits include Captain Gantu from Lilo & Stitch, Goro in Mortal Kombat, the second voice of Skulker on Danny Phantom, Sarevok in the Baldur’s Gate series, Jolee Bindo in Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic, Crunch Bandicoot in two of the Crash Bandicoot games, Tartarus from Halo 2, The Joker in The Batman, Ultimate Supreme Executive Chairman Drek in Ratchet & Clank, Antauri in Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!, Openly Gator from Queer Duck, Barney Rubblefrom modern-day animated series and movies based upon The Flintstones, Maurice the Aye-Aye from The Penguins of Madagascar, the unbeatable guardian of the time portal in Samurai Jack, and the voice of Exile in the late ’90s cartoon Road Rovers.

He often plays characters based on and satirizing comedian Bill Cosby, such as on Family Guy (with the voice of Jerome in the 7th episode of the 8th season) and The Boondocks. He also voices Cleveland Brown, Jr. and Lester Krinklesac in The Cleveland Show.

Finally, here are more woofy photos of Kevin Michael Richardson:

Unknown Bear Wearing Only A Jockstrap

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In Season 2, Episode 3 of “Eastbound & Down,” this cute cub/bear shows up in the locker room donning just a white jockstrap.  (With a bonus Danny McBride armpit shot!)

It was also pretty awesome as the camera just randomly panned down to focus on his wonderfully small underwear…  😛

Then as the camera shifted its focus to Danny McBride, this deliciously woofy bear stood up then stretched his marvelous gut…

As he high fives the rest of his naked and sweaty teammates, I also offer a big high five to all of you guys to these awesome shots as well!

Here's another bonus: I'm digging the chubby Mexican bear in the dugout.

And, of course, let’s not forget the star of this show, Danny McBride:

Nip Slip!