Whoa. Sidney Ponson’s starting tonight in Game 2 of a doubleheader against the Mets. And who is he starting for? That’s right. The New York Yankees. Hells, yeah. Another hottie pitcher for my team. Unfortunately, Mr. Ponson has slimmed down a bit and had grown that dreaded mullet. He is definitely way woofier with a shaven head. Anyway, you guys can decide for yourself if my mullet-hating ways is justified.
You see? Perfection. Isn’t it? Now, look at the new look:
Call me strange, but I tend to get excited when a pitcher starts to sweat profusely, especially when he’s about to blow lose a game. Something about his “defeated” expressions that seem to border on my bondage fetish of sorts. Here’s Sidney, sweating it up. Good news for me, bad news for the Orioles fans.
Finally here are some artifacts of the chubbier Sidney Ponson…