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This Is A BIG Ad!

High Land Games

I love advertising, especially advertising that includes large and husky men.  Well, I tend to hang around at AdsOfTheWorld to catch on such ads of studly pork & beefmuffins.  To my pleasant surprise, I stumbled unto this Flickr Photostream called this is a BIG ad!.  It is THE best place to see global advertising utilizing our beautiful hefty brethren.  Sure some of the commercials are aimed to convince our big lugs to lose weight, but hey, we get what we can get, correct?

The following are just a delicious sampling of the ads he has collected in his Flickr Photostream…  Big thanks to WOOF! Bear Blog for giving us the 411 on this awesome photostream.

Alterosa Theater
Whoever took this photo is definitely a perv... Thank you!
Volkswagen 2
Santa Maria! The bullgoon on the right reminds me of Ludovic Berthillot.
Zhangbei Fitness
"Sit on me! When you're not strong..."
National Movie Archive
Good thing he's not blocking the beefy executioner's body or -- ahem -- HEADS WILL ROLL!
UNIFIEO
AWESOME WORKING ENVIRONMENT EVER!

The RX Club

Pepsi
Yo chimp, someone needs to teach you some basic Business Acumen 101. Lesson #1: Hot chubby bear has a better banana than a truckload of bananas. A big F MINUS to you!
Unwired
Even when looking absolutely deathly ill, he's still freaking hot!
Nagaraya Nuts
If this is for Mr. Nagaraya's nuts, then I'm game!
Nagaraya Nuts
For crying out loud, Mr. Nagaraya, you are such a tease. *pouts*
Zaf Fitness
Here chubby, chubby, chubby, chubby...

NFL MANIA: Jeff Saturday

Jeff Saturday Real Men Wear Pink 01

No funny jokes nor innuendos here.  It’s awesome to know that Jeff Saturday is supporting a good cause to raise awareness and money in finding a cure for breast cancer.  Thank you to Clarian Health for these fantastic photos from Susan G. Komen’s Race For The Cure event on April 18, 2009.

Jeff Saturday Real Men Wear Pink

Jeff Saturday Real Men Wear Pink 02

Jeff Saturday Real Men Wear Pink 03a

Let’s end this with Jeff Saturday sharing a part of himself through his autographs.

Jeff Saturday autograph 01afrom SDParrett Flickr Photostream

Jeff Saturday autograph 02afrom Taylor Groneck Flickr Photostream

Jeff Saturday autograph 03

Jeff Saturday autograph 04
The boy couldn't help but stare at Jeff's vibrantly sheen and lengthy eyelashes

Jeff Saturday autograph 05from Terri.Mahan Flickr Photostream

And, finally, I want to send a big shout out to Dwight Supremacy for this magnificent Jeff Saturday scan from ESPN Magazine.  WOW!

Jeff Saturday ESPN magazine

NFL MANIA 2009: Justin Smiley

Justin Smiley training camp 01

Justin Smiley is currently a guard for the Miami Dolphins.  He has this eternally babyface look and a killer smile to boot.  But don’t be deceived, this beast is one mean mutha…

Justin Smiley lines up for the snap

Justin Smiley loose ball

I’ve posted a shirtless photo of Justin Smiley from an old post, but here is the original unedited photo from Ivory Tower Tattoo Studios:

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Here are further photographic evidence proving that this husky bear is unanimously guilty for being adorably and unbearably handsome…

Justin Smiley 49ers 01from icedtazo Flickr Photostream

Justin Smiley 49ers 02from jimrat201 Flickr Photostream

And if you want videographic evidence, check out Justin Smiley’s Miami Dolphin’s Bio.  Here’s a direct link to his videos.  (These videos are so embedded that I was wondering if anybody out there knows how we can save these videos…)

Justin Smiley interview 01

And as we resume with the photographic evidence, here’s a photo set from dolphinstouchdownclub Flickr Photostream:

Justin Smiley Dolphins 01

Justin Smiley Dolphins 02

Justin Smiley Dolphins 03

Justin Smiley Dolphins 04

Finally, let’s end with my favorite photo here:

Miami Dolphins Fishing Day
I'm a sucker for such bluish scenery...

NFL MANIA 2009: Rich Seubert

Rich Seubert

Rich Seubert 002Rich Seubert, guard of the New York Giants, is a perfect example of a “bear.”

Rich Seubert headshots

And if I may get sidetracked for a second, that term “bear” would mean differently to various types of folks.  And without going in to greater detail, one thing we could agree on is that “bear” is simply a descriptive term to describe large, husky, and burly men.  Simply put, Rich Seubert is just that.  And add his daddy factor in, you then get an even more expanded version of his bear mystique — the protective daddy bear…

Rich Seubert superbowl champ 04
Just an amazing shot...

Make sure to check out the Flickr Hive Mind for more awesome photos of Mr. Rich Seubert.

Shaun OHara and Rich Seubert
Shaun O'Hara, Rich Seubert, please be still -- oh! -- beating heart!

from Sport Shooter John Flickr Photostream
Also, check out this awesome Shaun O’Hara coverage @ Chubarama

Rich Seubert uniform
It's a shame his massive arms are covered up...

…however, after the games, this is fortunately what happens to those elbow sleeves…

Let me end with my photoshopped image of Rich Seubert from isportsweb.com…  (All that chop work and I left the red out!)

Rich Seubert superbowl ring

NFL MANIA 2009: Kris Dielman

Kris Dielman

The official first week of the NFL is here and it means eye candy galore for us admirers of beefy and husky uniformed gladiators.  And to celebrate, these mythical, brutish athletes will be justly worshipped throughout a week I hereby christened NFL MANIA 2009.  And if you have any suggestions and requests, please let me know.

Kris Dielman aceTo kick things off, here isKris Dielman 68 b Kris Dielman, the burly left guard of the San Diego Chargers.

Kris Dielman 68 a

Kris Dielman guard

Simply breathtaking
Simply breathtaking

Kris Dielman us presswire

Kris Dielman's "Phantom Punch"
Kris Dielman's "Phantom Punch"

The above photo is of a bewildered Kris Dielman as he got ejected for “punching” Tamba Hali of the Kansas City Chiefs last year.  Watch the video below and it is pretty obvious that Tamba Hali got punched pretty bad … or pretty badly.  😉

Make sure to check out his official San Diego Chargers players page for more photos and videos.

A slightly husky Keith circa 2006
A slightly husky Keith circa 2006

from Chris Wine’s Flickr Photostream

For more awesome Kris Dielman photos on Flickr (such as the one below from laserlightcollectibles), check out the Flickr Hive Mind.

Kris Dielman laserlightcollectibles 1

LaDanian can only dream of becoming as huge as Kris
LaDainian can only dream of becoming as huge as Kris

Finally, here’s one of my favorite photos of Mr. Dielman:

Kris Dielman sd chargersfrom Le Trou’s Picassa Web Album