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[BearBeat] Classic: Prince Iaukea Versus Curly-Joe (2 of 2)

This is Itchi Kitchi’s rematch against the Stooge who had humiliated him.  Unfortunately for him (but fortunately for me), he gets another whuppin’. 

Definitely a much better camera view as we get to see some frontal gut punches. 

(As an aside: Lol.  I’m writing this down and I can’t help laughing at myself for writing things of this nature.  But, hey, it’s cheaper than a therapist.  One day, blogging will bring therapists out of business… unfortunately, a new breed of profession will emerge: Blog Rapists…  Thank you, thank you, I used to be here on Fridays and Saturdays, but not anymore…)

Anyway — ahem — what made these clips even sexier is the fact that Itchi Kitchi has dripping sweat all over his big woofy body.  (Well, okay, so some spectator threw drinks at him, but we can dream, right?)  Anyway, again, it is Itchi’s “selling” of the beatdown that made the whole BearBeat experience truly erotic for me.  Not surprisingly, I give this:

BearBeat Score:
5 out of 5 Pawnches

[BearBeat] Classic: Prince Iaukea Versus Curly-Joe (1 of 2)

I have quite a collection of “The Three Stooges” episodes on betamax and VHS.  My primary reason, of course, was and is the ever cute ancd chubby Curly Howard (played by Jerome Lester Horwitz).  No one could replace the original Curly so I don’t quite have the soft spot for any of his successors.  There is only one Curly in my book.

The following is a series of video clips of pro-wrestler, Prince Iaukea (King Curtis).  It’s from a film called Three Stooges Go Around The World In A Daze.  This was one of my earliest gut-punching/bear beatdown fetish video.  Lol.  I still can’t believe it.  “The Three Stooges” of all things.

Even with the “boing-boing” punching sound effects, it did not deter my childhood titillation at all.  To this day, I check this scene out whenever I want to entertain myself with

<goes through files and files of the ‘ol memory bank>

“Massive Semi-Naked Polynesian Getting Gut Punched.”

I love how Curly-Joe’s punches barely made any impact on Iaukea’s character’s (Itchi Kitchi) stomach.  But Itchi did such a great job selling the beatdown that it’s downright erotic.  My final judgment?

BearBeat Score:
5 out of 5 Pawnches