A longtime reader (as in since my old Yahoo Group days), sleepycub, emailed me then proceeded to give me a massive heart attack with this awesome scan from the September 9, 2009 issue of Muscle & Fitness magazine.
Who knew that Muscle & Fitness also has a discerning eye for gorgeous chubby bears? What a beautiful collection of our big-bellied beauties. And if there’s one thing I’d like to add…
Please don’t melt the flab from your abs!!!!! 😛
I mean, those guys appear to be comfortable with their bodies and they’re HOT to boot. But, of course, losing weight is a personal choice and I’m just being a selfish person for wanting them to stay the way they are. But, in my defense:
You guys are probably sick and tired of me about talking about Tumblr. However, I just want many of you to join as it’s definitely a great place to pool our resources when it comes to finding bears, chubs, daddies, and brutes. To start you off, these guys are the best (and they’re in alphabetical order). As this is the world of Tumblr, treat them as being NSFW.
We definitely need to make our furry, chubby, brawny presence known. We love big men and we cannot lie. So unleash your 14-year-old girl (and if you are already a female, just unleash your giddy adolescent self) and start your own Tumblr blog. I must admit that I am not as “savvy” and “quick” like those other folks I have listed. However, I am indeed old and that is a very valid excuse. ^_^
The following are just an awesome sampling of all the great photos you will find from those fine Tumblr-folk (Tumblerettes? Tumblerdudes?)
Jeremy Jankowski, the manager from Accounts Receivable, preferred to use a laptop with wireless internet connection rather than the reliable wired PC. Unfortunately, he can’t seem to connect to bearmythology, so he contacted the I.T. guys.
It was the 20th time he had called for I.T., so the 2 chubby handsome computer techs were (not surprisingly) very ticked off. Jeremy just wanted to see these Chubarama models for the 20th time. Jeremy remembered seeing sexy Kevin’s plumber’s crack as he reseated a printer cable that magically unplugged itself. Also, he vividly remembered Adam’s belly sticking out while he rerouted some computer cables to meet OSHA standards. Ah, yes, Jeremy knew how to work it…
Unfortunately, Kevin and Adam have had enough. They’ve worked so hard to earn their MCSE and they couldn’t believe that they’re still stuck doing regular I.T. work. So, both Kevin and Adam removed their shirts then duct taped each of Jeremy’s laptops on their sexy chubby bodies. (That is so bearotic, Jeremy thought to himself.)
The rest of this tale can be seen here:
Seriously, this was an old scan I got from some old magazine I got when I wasn’t old. How’s that for accurate reporting? Anyway, I labeled the scan as “DejaCom-HiTechSumo” so I’m guessing it was related to Deja.com… I then googled it and found out that Google has bought that company. Awesome irony.