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Hal Havins: Horny Chubby Bear & Demon Food

Hal Havins starred in two 80’s movies where he played a horny college student who then ended up as an unfortunate meal for even hornier demons…

Sorority Babes In The Slimeball Bowl-A-Rama
(NSFW: Quick beaver shot)


Horny college frat boy with a crewcut

Night Of The Demons
(Warning: Very bloody and can induce epileptic seizures)

Horny college frat boy with a mullet

Here are some screenshots from “Sorority Babes In The Slimeball Bowl-A-Rama” (one of my favorite titles ever)…

Jack Black With Bleached Crew Cut Hair In “Tropic Thunder”

I’ve always been a Jack Black fan ever since I discovered Tenacious D on HBO.  I even had a fan page dedicated to that series a couple of years ago (it used to be hosted on AngelFire but it’s now gone; good thing too as it was badly designed).

Anyway, now that he’s popular, I sometimes find myself “losing interest” in him.  Weird, huh?  I guess I’m selfish and I prefer my bear guys not being well-known.  It’s the idea of only a handful of people know about a certain woofy bear gives him a certain mystique.  Kinda like a chick who gets turned on to a married man but once he’s single, it loses its charm.  Or kinda like when “X-Files” had gotten huge when I used to be one of its few fans at the time…

Well, I am trying to change all that, even though I find it difficult.  I’m doing my part and I’m trying to make “lesser-known” bearish men to have as much exposure as possible.  Why be greedy about knowing them?  These guys deserve all the love and adoration they so richly deserve — despite my inherent selfish nature.

Jack Black, on the other hand, does not need such further exposure.  Others might claim that he’s overexposed (oftentimes, critics refer to it literally, as we’ve seen Jack Black in numerous shirtless scenes).  I could see that but, dammit, Mr. Black is just way too hot with a bleached crew cut hair in Tropic Thunder