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BigOfficerBear: The Big Boss Man Version 2.0

The Big Boss ManThe Big Boss Man was definitely one of my favorite pro-wrestlers growing up as a teenager. He was a musclechub before I had any idea what a musclechub was. Others would probably just call him a “chub,” and that’s okay.

To me, he was still a “bear” — “bear” being an umbrella term to describe large men. Honestly, if I could rewind time, I would have just started a blog called “Large Men.”

However, that just sounded so plain. And the term “bears” made my inner hipster extremely happy.

The Big Boss Man (real name: Ray Traylor) is not in this world any longer. However, he had made my teenage years very exciting (I had a very boring teen life). He was literally an exciting figure: he was a cocky heel and that sky blue police uniform made him an imposing figure that fulfilled my fantasies. And don’t get me started when he started sweating…

Fast-forward 32 years later. I was just browsing through YouTube when I was recommended by YouTube’s algorithm to watch a video titled “Wresting BIG Officer Bear” (you can only watch this video in YouTube):

Suddenly, I was whisked away to my teenage years. This BigOfficerBear brought back fond memories of The Big Boss Man (the “heel version” of course). That video was not a short clip, but an actual full match. Granted he completely dominated the whole match but it was still glorious to watch it nevertheless.

BigOfficerBear ScreenshotI wanted more and I found out that he has a website: bigofficerbear.com. Wow, he has videos from BDSM, wrestling, squashing, and smothering. I was a bit disappointed that he only has one video where he got dominated. But beggars can’t be choosers! I mean, it’s BIG OFFICER BEAR! The name says it all.

BigOfficerBear 02What’s even cooler is that he doesn’t role-play just a police officer. He also cosplays as Roadhog!

(As an aside, check out my numerous Tumblr blog posts on Roadhog; by the way, I am Gizmo72 on Overwatch PC. Not surprisingly, my main character is Junkrat.)

BigOfficerBear as Roadhog

Anyway, needless to say, this site is for the 18+ and over crowd. I try my best to keep my blog PG-13, but based on what the majority thinks of my blog, I am Rated XXX. So, once in awhile, let us post something that is actually Rated XXX. 😉

BigOfficerBear

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I used a cloud software to make the above video. As a side-hustle, I have been using this to make Facebook video banner ads. I normally use VSDC Video Editor Pro, but Offeo does its job amazingly well if you want to make really short videos (like seconds short) with nifty special effects.

Most if not all of the images that I upload here will be enlarged and enhanced by a software called Topaz Gigapixel AI.



Casey Campbell: There Is More To This Prime Bear

Casey Campbell More To Prime 01The moment the darkened light slowly revealed a husky Amazon employee theatrically singing “More To Prime” on television, I fell immediately and instantly in love with the gorgeous bear. Continue reading Casey Campbell: There Is More To This Prime Bear

Who Is That Chubby Bear In Bangkok?

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A few days ago, I just returned back home from Bangkok, Thailand. I was there with my mom for a month as my sister finally completed her gender-confirmation surgery. It has been a relief for everyone that my sister is now officially a female. Continue reading Who Is That Chubby Bear In Bangkok?

Cute Guy Uses His Cubbish Charms To Sell Trident Layers Gum And It Works

Commercials are, more or less, fairly effective.  They are visual invasions and auditory assaults to the senses which can do their manipulative job in less than 30 seconds.  When I first saw the “Sword” Trident Layers Gum commercial, the ad did its spectacular magic on me as the cute cub in it caught my attention in less than 3 seconds. [KEEP ON WOOFIN’!]

Super Shirtless Saturday: Mark Henry In Red Speedos

The BearMythology look has been updated again by your finicky and oft-absent blogger.  Also, based on numerous suggestions, I will finally get with the 21st Century and start placing “Continue Reading” links on every post for easier reading consumption…

Anyway, my great friend, GE, sent me a link to a video that gave me a heart attack (I wonder how many heart attacks I’ve had during the course of this blog’s lifespan?): it is a video of pro-wrestler, Mark Henry, wearing only skimpy bright red speedos!  Seriously, why can’t he wrestle with this type of outfit?! [KEEP ON WOOFIN’!]

Bear-Pics 2010 And Go Fujimoto Calendar Contest

BearMythology, where have you been???!!!

Hey guys!

Postings have been scarce but I will be rectifying it soon.  I’m thinking of bringing aboard some folks so that this blog doesn’t come into an untimely end.  So if any of you guys are interested, just let me know: smashedbilly@yahoo.com.

I just want to let you guys know about some exciting new changes to one of the earliest and longest-running bear site out there: Bear-Pics.com.  Read all about it below…

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Bear-Pics Version 2010:

Bear-Pics Version 2010 is truly a conceptually unique Bear site. Working on a credit system, it’s a site that gives back rather than takes. After you join (it’s free), you get 20 credits which allows you to view 20 photos (1 credit to see 1 pic). Create galleries and then add photos, and every photo our Bear-Pics team approves will give you 10 more credits. On top of that, every time guys click on your photos, you will get an additional credit.

Coming very soon (in a week’s time) Bear-Pics will offer livestreaming, and the fun part about this is – you will also get credit for streaming… the longer you stream, the more credit you get. And once livestreaming is in place, Bear-Pics will be offering instant messages.

Every day more and more cute guys are signing up and adding their photos, so it’s definitely worth it to come and check it out. And while all the other sites ask you to pay in order to keep your profile online with pictures that belong to you (which is ridiculous), at Bears-Pics we credit you, and the more pictures you add, the more you get. Already there are some guys who have 1000s of credit racked up, simply by sharing their photos.

Offer:

We have apecial offer which will last until January 1st: sign up and use the code ‘BearMyth’ and instead of starting off with 20 credits, you will start with 100.

History:

Some of you might remember Bear-Pics from 1999 to 2006. It was one of the very first Bear news sites which wrote about anything and everything Bear related. As well, there was a Gallery section in which webmaster Bob Forrest showcased his photography of really cute Bearish men. The site was all HTML, and for its time, it was quite popular.

In 2006, Bob met up with Nikola, a coder who offered his services with the goal to make Bear-Pics more dynamic. However, rather than work on Bear-Pics, they decided to open up a new site, and PlanetBears (http://planetbears.com) was created, while Bear-Pics, the HTML version, closed its digital doors. In late 2009, Bob and Niko decided they wanted to try something different, and after 6 months of coding, they opened up Bear-Pics Version 2010 on March 31st. Since then, there are already 5300+ guys who have created a profile, and they are beginning to realize the unique power and energy that Bear-Pics emits.


Go Fujimoto Calendar Contest

http://bear-pics.com/Contest.aspx

Bear-Pics is running a contest and the prize is a great calendar by the reknown Bear artist Go Fujimoto of JapanimationBears (http://www.japanimationbears.com). All you have to do is create a gallery on Bear-Pics, call it ‘CALENDAR’, add up to 20 photos, and the more pics you add, the better your chances are at winning since winners are chosen randomly (meaning, every photo is put into the pool, so the more photos you have the pool, the better your odds). This contest is not about who is the best looking nor who has the most votes – it’s about simply participating and having fun and hoping you’re lucky enough to win one of these great calendars.

Bear-Pics is giving away 5 calendars, and instead of giving them away all at once, we’re giving one away every few days up until January 1st 2011, so the sooner you add your photos, the more chances again you will have at winning, however you can join in up until the very last day (New Year’s day).

Now a little about Go Fujimoto: he’s a Japanese artist who is reknown around the world for his excellent Bearish drawings. In fact, Go is one of the very first guys who did Bear drawings with his JapanimationBears, and his artwork has definitely shaped and influenced many artists today who draw Bears as well.

Go Fujimoto has been making calendars for quite some time now and they are even considered collector’s items. He took a 3 year hiatus from making them however he is now back and in full form, and this year’s calendar – his 2011 – is equally impressive and will surely be highly sought out. The theme is about Bears connecting with Bears using the latest technology that’s out there right now, and that’s our SmartPhones.

The calendar is desk size (148×100 mm), a total of 14 pages with the prints being in both colour and monochrome.

http://japanimationbears.ti-da.net/e2907840.html

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Sorry about being late with the contest.  However, we all win with Bear-Pics and their new and spiffy cool system.  And using the code BearMyth, you start out with 100 credits instead of 20!

Billy Villegas: 2010 California Marriage Protection Act PSA

I was sorting through my emails when I noticed an email from Billy Villegas and I literally fainted.  After recuperating, I read through the email and I was glad to hear that he and his wife enjoyed my post about him.  Not only do I already think that Billy is way cool for all the right reasons, he then tells me that he’s involved with this PSA video about the 2010 California Marriage Protection Act:

Thank you, Mr. Villegas.  I am grateful to always find heterosexual folks taking the time to support equal rights for the LGBT community.  Thank you very much…

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Shirtless Saturday: Larry Csonka

People Weekly Magazine Larry Csonka

Here’s a vintage image of Larry Csonka (official site) from the July 22, 1974 edition of People Magazine when he played as a fullback with the Miami Dolphins.  Make sure to download the whole magazine issue in PDF format (here’s the direct link)!  It’s pretty nice of People for allowing us to download all of their archived issues.   (And if anybody knows of any cool archived issues of People Magazine where we could find such beautiful bears, please let us know!)  I have yet to go through them as I’m sure there are awesome articles and ads of our brawny and large brethren…

Larry Csonka People Magazine

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Finally, let’s check out Mr. Csonka adorably speak butchered Spanish as he promotes Miller Lite Bear…

Zach Galifianakis & Jack Black Urge You To Save Boobs

Zach & Jack Save The Boobs
My wishful thinking...

Zach Galifianakis and Jack Black are just two of the bearish celebrities who are speaking on behalf of the Noreen Fraser Foundation.  NFF is a charitable organization which raises awareness and funds for women’s cancer research.  In the following two videos, we have those two specializing in their own brand of humor as they urge our female brethren to save their boobies…

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Zach Galifianakis

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Jack Black

This Is A BIG Ad!

High Land Games

I love advertising, especially advertising that includes large and husky men.  Well, I tend to hang around at AdsOfTheWorld to catch on such ads of studly pork & beefmuffins.  To my pleasant surprise, I stumbled unto this Flickr Photostream called this is a BIG ad!.  It is THE best place to see global advertising utilizing our beautiful hefty brethren.  Sure some of the commercials are aimed to convince our big lugs to lose weight, but hey, we get what we can get, correct?

The following are just a delicious sampling of the ads he has collected in his Flickr Photostream…  Big thanks to WOOF! Bear Blog for giving us the 411 on this awesome photostream.

Alterosa Theater
Whoever took this photo is definitely a perv... Thank you!
Volkswagen 2
Santa Maria! The bullgoon on the right reminds me of Ludovic Berthillot.
Zhangbei Fitness
"Sit on me! When you're not strong..."
National Movie Archive
Good thing he's not blocking the beefy executioner's body or -- ahem -- HEADS WILL ROLL!
UNIFIEO
AWESOME WORKING ENVIRONMENT EVER!

The RX Club

Pepsi
Yo chimp, someone needs to teach you some basic Business Acumen 101. Lesson #1: Hot chubby bear has a better banana than a truckload of bananas. A big F MINUS to you!
Unwired
Even when looking absolutely deathly ill, he's still freaking hot!
Nagaraya Nuts
If this is for Mr. Nagaraya's nuts, then I'm game!
Nagaraya Nuts
For crying out loud, Mr. Nagaraya, you are such a tease. *pouts*
Zaf Fitness
Here chubby, chubby, chubby, chubby...

Shirtless Saturday: Hooligan-A-Gram

Oi! Click on the bloody photo below to check out my bloomin’ message for you blokes on Shirtless Saturday!

Hooligan-A-Gram
That's right, I followed Whitney's (or Peobo's) advice and learned to love myself

This is from an old Discovery Channel UK ad for the TV series, Football Hooligans International.  Looks like it only lasted for one season, but I’m glad they have left that Hooligan-A-Gram for us to enjoy.  Make sure to share your own work of art in the comments section.

Shirtless Saturday: Naked Chubby Bears In Gain Detergent With Febreze Ads

My favorite advertising website, AdsOfTheWorld, has posted an unbelievable set of ads from Gain Detergent With Febreze.  Now if only that detergent does truly remove people’s clothings, especially on such fantabulous big men…

Gain Fabreze - Chef
"Please, God, don't let that guy order the 'naked burly chef served only with rye and mayo'... again!"

Ads Of The World

Gain Fabreze - Gym
Lady was found OD'ed on Orange Gatorade for forgetting to stop drinking while on an exercise bike...

Ads Of The World

Thank Grizzly It’s Friday: Amateur Wrestling Bullpup

Amateur Wrestler Bullpup

“Thank Grizzly It’s Friday” is back. But this time, it’s just going to be a weekly post of random stuff, and sometimes sprinkled with my random ramblings. Come on, I know you love ’em! *groans* 😯

About the above photo. First of all, I’m not sure if that amateur wrestler is in college or not. If he’s a high school wrestler, well then, all I can say is that I did not know he was under 21, officer.

Anyway, the reason for my posting him is due to my usage of the word “bullpup.” After returning from my self-imposed exile from the gay bear universe a few years ago, I started to notice these newer “bear-related” terminologies: “bull,” “bullgoon,” “bullpup,” “goon,” “bullneck,” “brute,” “lugs,” and other similar-sounding terms (as well as sites/blogs and groups, such as “Real Thick”). Bullneck was definitely the one that popularized this even though he might say otherwise.

But then again, perhaps the popular Football Biggins website was the one that started this subculture.

“But, Will,” you might interject. “The bear community is already a subculture in itself.” I will then reply, “That’s correct. I’m referring to the “brutes/bulls” as a subculture within the “bear subculture.” The bear subculture is predominantly “owned” by the gay bears themselves, and to some extent their admirers who don’t quite fit the mold of your typical “bear” or “cub.” Either way, the overwhelming members are gay men.

Chuck Robinson Goonpup[from Bullneckblog]

However, I feel that the “brutes” and the “bulls” are descriptions that tend to welcome straight men and women alike into our bear community. The admiration from such “brutish” and “bullish” men tend to be on the less pornographic side. Now this is based on what I have seen from my online travels. Of course, such men who possess such builds are still being sexually commented on, but oftentimes, their photos and videos are on the tame side.

no gut no glory[from Men In Full]

Then there is this overlap. There are chubby chasers, as well as daddy admirers. Those two specific types will always be in their unique “niche.” They are a subculture of their own for which the bear community have embraced. As the bear community did so, so did the “brutes and bulls” admirers: musclechubs and brutish daddies came to be. Well, became more prominent than ever, that is.

So do I have any point from all this? Nothing really. I just wanted to talk about the evolution of our loves for “big men.” I guess that’s the Greatest Common Denominator that all of us would agree on. Gay men to straight women, we are all attracted to “larger than typical-sized” men.

[from Flickr]

But then again, there are folks in the bear community who just like furry men, regardless of shape and weight. Unfortunately, at that point, I have failed that class and don’t have any viable discourse on the subject. ^_^

And I also haven’t even touched upon the bears’ S&M/bondage fetish and the bulls’ uniform fetish. Again, it’s interesting to see where the parallel lies: one is more sexually explicit while the other is not so much. Of course, that is just a generalization and not a complete fact.

What do you think of this? Am I wrong with my analysis or am I spending way too much time on something that doesn’t need to be explored? Or do you have a favorite term that you tend to describe our big bears, chubs, daddies, and brutes? If so, please share!

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Enough of my rambling. Please visit and join the BearMythology Message Board.

The following is just a sampling of what’s being discussed this week. (I also plan on creating a members-only forum where I will post some scandalous photos and videos that I can only keep behind virtual closed doors… I will do everything in my power to make you join, goshdangit!) 😳

more amateur wrestling photos

post of my member (not that member!) in all of his cute and woofy glory

links to the best Flickr Photostream

and even an amicable understanding between US and THEM from my yearly “Strongmen versus Gays” debate

Sumo Wrestlers & White Background: “Conversant Life”

Here’s another commercial utilizing sumo wrestlers in front of a white background.  It’s from a Christian website called Conversant Life.  You can check out the whole series of the commercial here.

Conversant Life - Sumo Wrestlers 13Check out the bearmythology Flickr Photostream for more screenshots

Can someone correct me if I’m wrong?  I believe that the cute chubby bear on the left is Tim Larson.  He was the lead hero in a straight-to-DVD movie called 305 (check out the trailer here).  I will post more about Mr. Larson in the near future.

Sumo Wrestlers & White Background: “Distributel”

My good friend, Erl, from the Brotherhood Of Bears Yahoo Group has shared this “Distributel” commercial using sumo wrestlers to make a visual point.

There’s something about seeing two semi-nude large men superimposed on an overwhelmingly white background.  You can check out more screenshots in the bearmythology Flickr Photostream.

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Drew Powell: Mr. “Stinky” Auto Coverage

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Is Drew Powell cornering the market of “the sweaty and smelly husky guy”?  Check out his Jack-In-The-Box fruit smoothies commercial for proof.


Drew Powell as Mr. “Stinky” Auto Coverage

Anyway, I’m guessing that the rest of the population is supposed to cringe at the “fat slob” as the camera focuses on his sweaty armpits and belly fold (lol, thanks DG!).  I’m also guessing that it should induce a nasty nasal reaction from such images.  I say “guessing” because all I could see is an amazingly beautiful and huggable husky body that’s drenched in sweat and emanating a delicious musky scent.

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Welcome To BearMythology Version 2.0

If you have visited this site before, you might notice that it has completely lost its really gay light blue color (which also happened to be my favorite color).  I just thought, “What the heck, let’s spruce up this joint.”  Also, I feel that I have somewhat abandoned the blog for the past few months due to personal issues.  So, I decided that I needed to change things up a bit and be more productive, which was why I have doubled my post counts this month (compared to the past two months alone).  I’m making amends and will continue to post the best of the best this month (well, subjective of course, as it’s still all about my personal attractions).  Unfortunately, I’m going on vacation next week which is also why I’m posting a lot as well.

the chubby cable guyGoodbye, light blue…

One thing I added is an advertisement for the Children’s Miracle Network.  I would just like to ask a favor and to please click on it when you get a chance (or even a few more times if you can).  Basically, I picked a sponsor while you guys and gals voluntarily watch my sponsor’s ad.  And based on the length of watching it and/or amount of click-thrus, this blog earns balloon points which, in turn, are used as monetary equivalent by my sponsor to donate to the Children’s Miracle Network.  It’s for a good cause and I’d feel better knowing that the upcoming movie, bruno, will be doing something good.  Anyway, the ad is on the bottom of the sidebar.  And with that, I thank you very much…

Belly MountainI photoshopped away the biker in the above photo,
which you can find at AdsOfTheWorld

Speaking of advertisements, Içimdeki Ayi, had posted this pretty funny Doritos commercial…

I also want to apologize to those who’d email me or post on this blog and even the message board as I tend to be an absentee host.  Just be patient with me and I’ll get to you.  Mmkay?  -_^

300 PizzusCorrect me if I am wrong, but isn’t that Sean of Hot Fur &
Britain’s Next Bear Model fame
holding the “pizzus”?

Anyway, hope you guys like the new look.  And, now, I’ll shut up and let’s get back to talking about bears, bears, and even more bears…

BIG HUGS,
Will