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Corey Procter: Dallas Cowboys’ Center, Free Reign Drummer, Buffalo Bill Impersonator

Corey Procter as Jim Morrison
In an alternate universe, I would so buy this album...

A few months ago, Pat sent me an email about a metal group composed of four Dallas Cowboys players called “Free Reign” and I’ve been meaning to post about it but just “forgot” about it.  (I’m sorry, Pat!)  Two days ago, Brad sent me a video link to one of the woofy band member being shirtless and reenacting a very memorable/disturbing scene from Silence Of The Lambs.  You just have to see it for yourself…

Point is, I seem tend to focus on any news concerning big guys being shirtless…  😉

Corey Procter

This spectacularly beefy man is Corey Procter (Dallas Cowboys’ Center and Free Reign‘s drummer).  Here’s a video of Corey Proctor and Marc Colombo promoting their debut concert at the Granada Theater:

Free Reign 1

Free Reign 2

Goonday Moonday: Stephen Peterman

Stephen Peterman

Now if there is a face that makes you want to describe as a “bullgoon,” then my dear friends that above photo of Stephen Peterman is a perfect example.  I finally got to know who he was; I once posted his “unknown” photo here: Sometimes, You Just Wanna Say “Awwww”…  But as a refresher, here is that unknown favorite photo again…

LSU Tigers @ the 2004 Sugar Bowl.

Speaking of LSU Tigers, chubby wonder twins John Goodman and Paul Rae are huge fans.

Stephen Peterman collage

Stephen Peterman was then drafted by the Dallas Cowboys but he is currently playing for the Detroit Lions.  Speaking of which, Detroit just got their first win yesterday, ending their 19-game losing streak (they haven’t won since December 23, 2007).

DETROIT - DECEMBER 09: Stephen Peterman #66 of the Detroit Lions runs into the arena against the Dallas Cowboys on December 9, 2007 at Ford Field in Detroit, Michigan.  (Photo by Chris McGrath/Getty Images)
DETROIT - DECEMBER 09: Stephen Peterman #66 of the Detroit Lions runs into the arena against the Dallas Cowboys on December 9, 2007 at Ford Field in Detroit, Michigan. (Photo by Chris McGrath/Getty Images)

Stephen Peterman Detroit Lions 2

Lions Camp Football

Stephen Peterman Lions 07

This was the photo that assisted me in googling his name...
This was the photo that assisted me in googling his name. Thanks, coach...

NFL MANIA 2009: Justin Smiley

Justin Smiley training camp 01

Justin Smiley is currently a guard for the Miami Dolphins.  He has this eternally babyface look and a killer smile to boot.  But don’t be deceived, this beast is one mean mutha…

Justin Smiley lines up for the snap

Justin Smiley loose ball

I’ve posted a shirtless photo of Justin Smiley from an old post, but here is the original unedited photo from Ivory Tower Tattoo Studios:

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Here are further photographic evidence proving that this husky bear is unanimously guilty for being adorably and unbearably handsome…

Justin Smiley 49ers 01from icedtazo Flickr Photostream

Justin Smiley 49ers 02from jimrat201 Flickr Photostream

And if you want videographic evidence, check out Justin Smiley’s Miami Dolphin’s Bio.  Here’s a direct link to his videos.  (These videos are so embedded that I was wondering if anybody out there knows how we can save these videos…)

Justin Smiley interview 01

And as we resume with the photographic evidence, here’s a photo set from dolphinstouchdownclub Flickr Photostream:

Justin Smiley Dolphins 01

Justin Smiley Dolphins 02

Justin Smiley Dolphins 03

Justin Smiley Dolphins 04

Finally, let’s end with my favorite photo here:

Miami Dolphins Fishing Day
I'm a sucker for such bluish scenery...

NFL MANIA 2009: Rich Seubert

Rich Seubert

Rich Seubert 002Rich Seubert, guard of the New York Giants, is a perfect example of a “bear.”

Rich Seubert headshots

And if I may get sidetracked for a second, that term “bear” would mean differently to various types of folks.  And without going in to greater detail, one thing we could agree on is that “bear” is simply a descriptive term to describe large, husky, and burly men.  Simply put, Rich Seubert is just that.  And add his daddy factor in, you then get an even more expanded version of his bear mystique — the protective daddy bear…

Rich Seubert superbowl champ 04
Just an amazing shot...

Make sure to check out the Flickr Hive Mind for more awesome photos of Mr. Rich Seubert.

Shaun OHara and Rich Seubert
Shaun O'Hara, Rich Seubert, please be still -- oh! -- beating heart!

from Sport Shooter John Flickr Photostream
Also, check out this awesome Shaun O’Hara coverage @ Chubarama

Rich Seubert uniform
It's a shame his massive arms are covered up...

…however, after the games, this is fortunately what happens to those elbow sleeves…

Let me end with my photoshopped image of Rich Seubert from isportsweb.com…  (All that chop work and I left the red out!)

Rich Seubert superbowl ring

NFL MANIA 2009: Kris Dielman

Kris Dielman

The official first week of the NFL is here and it means eye candy galore for us admirers of beefy and husky uniformed gladiators.  And to celebrate, these mythical, brutish athletes will be justly worshipped throughout a week I hereby christened NFL MANIA 2009.  And if you have any suggestions and requests, please let me know.

Kris Dielman aceTo kick things off, here isKris Dielman 68 b Kris Dielman, the burly left guard of the San Diego Chargers.

Kris Dielman 68 a

Kris Dielman guard

Simply breathtaking
Simply breathtaking

Kris Dielman us presswire

Kris Dielman's "Phantom Punch"
Kris Dielman's "Phantom Punch"

The above photo is of a bewildered Kris Dielman as he got ejected for “punching” Tamba Hali of the Kansas City Chiefs last year.  Watch the video below and it is pretty obvious that Tamba Hali got punched pretty bad … or pretty badly.  😉

Make sure to check out his official San Diego Chargers players page for more photos and videos.

A slightly husky Keith circa 2006
A slightly husky Keith circa 2006

from Chris Wine’s Flickr Photostream

For more awesome Kris Dielman photos on Flickr (such as the one below from laserlightcollectibles), check out the Flickr Hive Mind.

Kris Dielman laserlightcollectibles 1

LaDanian can only dream of becoming as huge as Kris
LaDainian can only dream of becoming as huge as Kris

Finally, here’s one of my favorite photos of Mr. Dielman:

Kris Dielman sd chargersfrom Le Trou’s Picassa Web Album