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BearComicSlashFic (aka When A Blogger Ran Out Of Ideas)

I’m a big fan of bizarre and offbeat humor.  My favorite is/was The Perry Bible Fellowship (unfortunately the website’s gone now); however, a suitable replacement is the clever Married To The Sea and Superpoop which are created by a married couple, Drew and Natalie Dee.

One of my secret dreams is to be a cartoonist.  Unfortunately, I can’t even draw a straight line.  In the meantime, let’s do a little bit of metahumor by combining some Married To The Sea/Superpoop comics/photos with my collection of bearish/chubby screenshots/photos.  Did you get a headache/rolly-eyes yet with all of that forward slashes?  I hope you did and I’m calling this type of subgenre of BearFic as a BearComicSlashFic.  -_^

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Like I said, I have a “very different” type of humor.  As I was inspired by Drew and Natalie Dee’s creations, here’s my attempt…  Please be nice.  😛

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Jason Bane: One Heck of a Monster Bear

To me this woofy bear possesses that perfect bear god physique. He is Zeus. Hercules. Adonis. All rolled up into one complete package. His dashing good looks is the reason why admirers of such men had coined the term “bears.” Just look at him. Massive. Furry. Masculine. Who wouldn’t go weak at the mere sight of this perfection?

Jason Bane 

Jason Bane has a MySpace page which has more photos of him. Make sure to catch his full match against another woofy bear, Rhyno. To my disappointment, Mr. Bane has shaved off his furry body for this match. Still, it does not negate the simple fact that the man is unbelievably hot.

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And praise ye Lord of Creeping Wrestling Tights!  A wrestling bear’s navel should always be revealed…

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