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Zach Galifianakis & Jack Black Urge You To Save Boobs

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My wishful thinking...

Zach Galifianakis and Jack Black are just two of the bearish celebrities who are speaking on behalf of the Noreen Fraser Foundation.  NFF is a charitable organization which raises awareness and funds for women’s cancer research.  In the following two videos, we have those two specializing in their own brand of humor as they urge our female brethren to save their boobies…

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Zach Galifianakis

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Jack Black

Shirtless Jack Black In His Undies, Tied Up, And Looking Woofy

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I have a number of reasons why I love Tropic ThunderJack Black in his underwear is one of the major reasons why.  Second reason?  He’s tied up on two scenes while just being really, really dirty.

Please check out the bearmythology Flickr Photostream for more screenshots.

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Has it been two weeks? Two months? Two years? These criminals have unceasingly feasted on me in this deserted wasteland. Was it my fault that they were banished by the High Council? And, now, here I am, a slave to their heathenous desires. My body may be weakened but my spirit they will not shatter...
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My body has been debased by their debauchery. Bound and gagged I've been while they relish in my shameful helplessness. I am drenched with sweat and earth while they pleasure themselves with my naked being. Vengeance shall be mine.
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For crying out loud! Enough with the cosplay already. We get it, you're a victimized character from Thundarr The Barbarian! So STFU and eat some chili.

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Tumbling In Love With Tumblr

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I love WordPress and I truly enjoy blogging with their software.  But, sometimes, you just want to microblog and Twitter is too restricting.  Lo and behold, I’ve stumbled upon Tumblr and it’s definitely fulfilling an appetite of mine.  Anyway, I just started it and please check it out.

BearMythology @ Tumblr

Drunk History: Eric Falconer, Danny McBride, & Jack Black

Derek Waters Presents: Drunk History is a series of questionable historical reenactments as told by various, well, drunk folk.  They’re all great and you can check them all in YouTube.  Here are just a few choice Drunk History moments simply because they have Jack Black, my newest obsession, Danny McBride, as well as the woofy Eric Falconer


Of all the videos, this is my all-time favorite…

Two Woofy Tuesday: Jack Black Vs. Kyle Gass

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On today’s Two Woofy Tuesday, we are pitting both bearish/chubby members of a satirical rock opera band, Tenacious D.  And, like always, the simple, yet difficult, question is asked…  Who is the woofiest member of Tenacious D: Jack Black or Kyle Gass?

Two Woofy Tuesday ends with this poll…  That is, it will be back after 9 weeks.  In its place will be Two Woofy Tuesday: Beary Yummy Seconds edition.  Hopefully, my sad attempt at a Gummi Bears pun gives you a hint as who would be showing up on every Tuesday for the next 9 weeks…

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Tim Schafer: Game Bear & Game God

Chubarama posted about Jack Black hosting the Spike TV’s 2008 Video Game Awards a few days ago and we were treated to such fantastic bear and chub goodness from Jack Black and fellow Tenacious D rocker, Kyle Gass.  What made the show for me though was the appearance of my personal Game God, Tim Schafer.

He appeared to promote his upcoming game, Brutal Legend.  The big bonus was that the voice of his game’s protagonist is none other than Jack Black!  JB might have done an overkill with pimping Tim “Fucking” Schafer, but I don’t mind.  He’s a superstar in my books as I’m an avid adventure gamer (read: point-and-click adventure games or Interactive Fiction) while he’s responsible for some of my favorite adventure games of all time, such as The Secret Of Monkey Island and Day Of The Tentacle.


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PC Gamer magazine back in 2001 did an article called “Game Gods.”  Tim Schafer was in it and believe me, I bought two copies of the magazine so that I could have one as a collector’s item while the other one got torn so that I could scan them.  And here they be…  And JB’s right.  This is the one and only Tim “Fucking” Schafer…

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And if you were wondering who the handsome bearded chubby bear is on the right, then I am very glad that you were.  He is none other than Erik Yeo, lead designer of the original Command & Conquer.

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Jack Black With Bleached Crew Cut Hair In “Tropic Thunder”

I’ve always been a Jack Black fan ever since I discovered Tenacious D on HBO.  I even had a fan page dedicated to that series a couple of years ago (it used to be hosted on AngelFire but it’s now gone; good thing too as it was badly designed).

Anyway, now that he’s popular, I sometimes find myself “losing interest” in him.  Weird, huh?  I guess I’m selfish and I prefer my bear guys not being well-known.  It’s the idea of only a handful of people know about a certain woofy bear gives him a certain mystique.  Kinda like a chick who gets turned on to a married man but once he’s single, it loses its charm.  Or kinda like when “X-Files” had gotten huge when I used to be one of its few fans at the time…

Well, I am trying to change all that, even though I find it difficult.  I’m doing my part and I’m trying to make “lesser-known” bearish men to have as much exposure as possible.  Why be greedy about knowing them?  These guys deserve all the love and adoration they so richly deserve — despite my inherent selfish nature.

Jack Black, on the other hand, does not need such further exposure.  Others might claim that he’s overexposed (oftentimes, critics refer to it literally, as we’ve seen Jack Black in numerous shirtless scenes).  I could see that but, dammit, Mr. Black is just way too hot with a bleached crew cut hair in Tropic Thunder

Joey Oglesby: God Also Hates … Pants On Woofy Bears

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I can’t get enough of this woofish, bearish, cubbish guy.  This is his underwear scene from an episode of Friday Night Lights.  I could just picture Jack Black coming out in his undies as well and that would have been such a perfect moment…  (With their musical skills and demented humor, Mr. Oglesby would have been a perfect fit for Tenacious D.)

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