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Polynesian Arm Wrestler: Nike Commercial

Back in 2002, Nike had a commercial showing a mix of big men starting out in their respective sports.  A 2-second spot revealed a bulky Polynesian arm wrestling someone.  But it was enough for me.  My brain processed the following thoughts within that quick moment:

massively thick neck… muscular, bulky biceps… cute and handsome face… unbelievably massive chest… powerful arms that could choke you silly… wide shoulders and back… sexy brown skin that’s glistening from the light and sweat… error… error… BSOD…

Ah, this can drive any bear admirer crazy.

Does anybody know who he is?

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