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Shirtless Jack Black In His Undies, Tied Up, And Looking Woofy

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I have a number of reasons why I love Tropic ThunderJack Black in his underwear is one of the major reasons why.  Second reason?  He’s tied up on two scenes while just being really, really dirty.

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Has it been two weeks? Two months? Two years? These criminals have unceasingly feasted on me in this deserted wasteland. Was it my fault that they were banished by the High Council? And, now, here I am, a slave to their heathenous desires. My body may be weakened but my spirit they will not shatter...
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My body has been debased by their debauchery. Bound and gagged I've been while they relish in my shameful helplessness. I am drenched with sweat and earth while they pleasure themselves with my naked being. Vengeance shall be mine.
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For crying out loud! Enough with the cosplay already. We get it, you're a victimized character from Thundarr The Barbarian! So STFU and eat some chili.

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[BearBeat] Jeff Rudom: “District B13”

Jeff Rudom plays a random fighter who was simply referred to as “Yeti” (and you only find this out in the end credits) which is really a movie equivalent of a “generic boss” of any Action/Fighting video game.  Still, I have no complaints about his role here.  I mean, let’s take a look at his scene…

Big, Large, Bearish, Chubby … CHECK
Bearded … CHECK
Bald … CHECK
Tattooed … CHECK
Shirtless … CHECK
Strong Brute … CHECK

Then it gets better…

Dumb Brawler … CHECK
Easily Roped & Hogtied … CHECK
Bondage … CHECK

Big, Large, Bearish, Chubby, Bearded, Bald, Tattooed, Shirtless, Strong Brute all tied up and grunting angrily from sheer helplessness from two smaller men overpowering his massive build…  Ah.  Well, what else can I say, except…

BearBeat Score:
5 out of 5 Pawnches

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