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The Barbarian & The Big Bossman

The Barbarian (Sione Vailahi) and The Big Bossman (Ray Traylor) are two archetypal bearish wrestling personalities (muscular & beefy musclebear and hefty & chubby bear) who completely personify the very reason why I love to watch pro-wrestling.

And then, sometimes, I think that I love to watch pro-wrestling because of touching moments such as these…

“Hey, Big Bossman, I love your cologne.”
“Barbarian, you have got to tell me what body lotion’s you’ve been using!”

“Bossman, I see you’ve been hitting the gym!  Nice, tight buns!”

“Barbarian, you can do it.  You can stretch further than this…  In fact, I know.”
“L.  O.  L.”

“Looks like someone’s been shopping at Abercrombie & Fitch!  Nice!”

“Abercrombie?  Puh-lease.  I buy these puppies at Target.”