Why I Love YouTube, Reason #3,827: Chubby Bear Getting Into A Drunken MMA Fight Club Hybrid

Check out the dude staring at the cubby bear’s wonderful exposed belly.  He just couldn’t resist that he had to touch the cute bear’s bellybutton.  As this is a two-year old YouTube video, this drunken digital mayhem is much longer than the current drunken videos.  That is why I need to point out the best bits for you guys: right at the 4:31 mark, it is where you see the cop-a-bellybutton scene…

There is something truly surreal and absurd about this video.  After the lucky dude cops a feel, Fatboy Slim’s Weapon Of Choice starts playing in the background, while that same lucky dude ends up playing with his thumb.  “What the eff,” you ask?  You just gotta watch the bizarro nature of it all.  God bless the internets.