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Why I Love YouTube, Reason #3,827: Chubby Bear Getting Into A Drunken MMA Fight Club Hybrid

Check out the dude staring at the cubby bear’s wonderful exposed belly.  He just couldn’t resist that he had to touch the cute bear’s bellybutton.  As this is a two-year old YouTube video, this drunken digital mayhem is much longer than the current drunken videos.  That is why I need to point out the best bits for you guys: right at the 4:31 mark, it is where you see the cop-a-bellybutton scene…

There is something truly surreal and absurd about this video.  After the lucky dude cops a feel, Fatboy Slim’s Weapon Of Choice starts playing in the background, while that same lucky dude ends up playing with his thumb.  “What the eff,” you ask?  You just gotta watch the bizarro nature of it all.  God bless the internets.

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More Drunken Brazilian Goodness

It’s Friday so you guys and gals go out and have fun.  Here’s a couple of videos of a very handsome Brazilian bear in all of his drunken and shirtless glory.  The whole series can be found on Lachilindo’s YouTube Page.

And for more Portuguese-slurring action, check out Sunday Afternoon Fun, Brazilian Style.

A Much Handsomer David Hasselhoff: Drunk & Behind The Scenes Footage

I love YouTube’s “Recommended For You” feature.  If it wasn’t for that, I never would have found this 2-year old David Hasselhoff parody…  Check out the “belly fold”!  🙂

Man, YouTube really knows what I like.  Cool yet creepy.

Shirtless Saturday: Football Biggins

The title of this edition of Shirtless Saturday is in honor of one of my early favorite websites ever: Football Biggins.  It’s a photo site “dedicated to the often overlooked hogs in American football.”

Gawrsh, what a sweet gig she has…

So, today, I have compiled some shirtless photos of football bears, chubs, and their equally handsome fans.  Enjoy the delicious pork and beef on display…

This is actually not football-related, but I did find it on a football-related site.
Does that count?  More importantly, does that matter?  ^_^

Anyway, I only posted that really because it reminded me of these fantastic screenshots of the retired NFL player, Tony “The Goose” Siragusa, enjoying his big sexy body under the sun…

Oh, come on.  What a tease!

The Goose is not shirtless here, but they’re just some of my old collages of this gorgeous athlete.

Doesn’t he resemble John Goodman on the top-right?

Pittsburgh Steelers’ nose tackle, Casey Hampton
Hmm…  Can we please order more Belvedere for that hot musclechub?

Original photo from BigJilm84’s Flickr Page

I’m not sure who they are, but the original title of the photo is “JH-BYU Media Day 3″…
Either way, this is what you would call “Shirtless Football Porkers.”  😛

I raise your “Shirtless Football Porkers” with the “Shirtless Football Beefers”
Fortunately, I would have to go all in, as I prefer the meatier and tastier porkers.  -_^

I’m not quite sure what this lady is doing to Frank Winters, but it definitely
has brought to my attention that I should have had chosen this profession!

Former Green Bay Packers quarterback Brett Favre, right, jokes with Frank Winters
during a news conference before the Green Bay Packers Hall of Fame induction
banquet Saturday, July 19, 2008, at Lambeau Field in Green Bay, Wisconsin.

Here’s a shirtless NY Giants’ fan who has managed to give me a *boing*
just on the folds and curvatures of his belly alone.  I give up!

Finally, here’s a photo that I did find from Football Biggins a few years ago…
I wonder who he is, and I wonder if he ever made it to pro…

Chris Evangelista: “I’m Not Here To Be A Tough Guy”

Here’s another video of one of the sexiest bail bondsman around, Chris Evangelista of HBO’s Family Bonds fame.  Another big “Thank You!” to D.T. for this…

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And here are some screenshots of the “hot, sweaty, belligerent Chris flaring up at a party”…  (That’s a D.T. quote and I cannot describe these screenshots any better than that!)

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