[BearFic] “Insert Dirty Title Here” (Stephen Lee)

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[The following screenshots of Stephen Lee are from Robocop 2.  Yes, this is a BearFic.  And, yes, it is very pathetic.  But the photos look so lonely by themselves that I just gotta do a bit of an ad-libbed fiction…]

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Insert Dirty Title Here
-Stephen Lee BearFic-

Okay, so I’m a dirty cop.  Sue me.  Find me a clean one, and I’ll know yer lyin’.  Ain’t no clean cops around here no more.  Even the laundromats use coke as detergents in this forsaken city.

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And so what if I shoot concentrated Seduction7?  Got nothing to be happy for in this goddamn hellhole.  Plus, everyone’s doing it.  And it don’t matter that I’m wearing a pig uniform.  I always get the best seat in the strip joints.  Not to mention unlimited lap dances.  Just one of them perks but it’s nothing compared to the shit that goes on in this town.

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You know how bad this city’s become?  Listen, we gots robots doing our jobs for us.  You believe that?  Robots.  I don’t know who’s crazier — me or the loony dumbasses who thought this one up.  These robots…  I don’t like ’em.  They really fucking do their jobs……

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I was just at the arcades playing “Ikari Warriors” ™ when one of them freaking robot grabbed my neck.  He saw me buy some S7 from some punk kid of this district’s local gang.  Shoulda been more careful.  They got them supersonic vision shit.  Shit!

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Sonovabitch.  Damn freak almost cracked my ribcage.  Whoever the hell programmed this bastard is one sick fuck.  I feel like some lardass elephant sat on my chest.

StephenLee018“You are under arrest, Officer Dante.  Where are the drugs and who is the drug dealer?  Cooperation is your only option.”

What did he think?  I’m gonna tell him?  I know my rights, I — oof!…..

“Okay okay okay…..  Lester Freeman.  I got the drugs from Lester Freeman.  Freaking drugs behind that “Ikari Warriors” ™.  Thought you got some superhuman vision assho — OW!”

Damn metalhead’s gonna kill me.  And, aw. shit, Lester’s goons gonna get me too…..

It’s funny how the pigs get a handful of free passes from these robots.  Either the slammer’s filled or they’re running out of recruits.  For God’s sakes, that’s the least of my worries.  I’m a dead man.

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Well, it’s gotta end sooner or later.  So here I am in some cliched deserted building.  I remember being gagged while I was on my way to the hospital.  I knew it was Lester’s goons…..

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Ironic that on my final moments, I’m wrapped around with clean sheets.  Jezus, clean freakin’ sheets.  Guess I deserve this.

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I just hope that this goofy doc’s scalpel does its job freaking quick…..

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* * * * *

“…and in other news, notorious gang leader, Lester Freeman, was found dead four days ago from lethal poisoning.  Sources are unclear as to how Freeman and thirty-three other people, currently being associated with Freeman’s Double Dragon Gang, died from what forensics have been referring to a ‘mysterious airborne toxin.’  Channel 1990 will keep you up-to-date with any latest update on this news as it unfolds…  Now here’s a word from our sponsor…

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Jesus, so Lester’s human after all.  Good night, sweet prick.

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Well, not a big loss anyway.  There are more rival gangs here than I could care to count.  Ah, speaking of which, time to enjoy some of this sweet, sweet S7, thanks to that Brazilian bonehead, Reinaldo.

8 comments on “[BearFic] “Insert Dirty Title Here” (Stephen Lee)

  1. dancrush says:

    Hi, you can find a video of Stephen shirtless on hbl01.blogspot.com
    Is an episode of E.R. and the blog is a good one for shirtless daddies Like Dan Lauria in an episode of Smallville.

    • Wow! Thanks for the heads up. Instant favorite. I never heard of HBL before and is he actually LFBears? Either way, I love that blog with just the few videos I’ve browsed through.

  2. dancrush says:

    Can you get some stills from the videos on the blog?
    I would like to see Stephen Lee and Dan Lauria.

    • Not a problem. That’s the least I can do for pointing me out to this treasure trove of daddy videos. Unfortunately, looks like he had stopped updating exactly one year ago. 😦

  3. dancrush says:

    Thanks a lot.

  4. WOOF! Stephen Lee AND Dan Lauria SHIRTLESS?! What more can we ask for,eh? Well…er…maybe..ahem.. Stephen and Dan..you know…trouserless..andahem….’de-briefed’!!

  5. dancrush says:

    Please don’t forget the stills of Sthepen and Dan Lauria from the hbl01.blogspot.com
    And some other hunks there. Thanks.

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