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Shirtless Jack Black In His Undies, Tied Up, And Looking Woofy

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I have a number of reasons why I love Tropic ThunderJack Black in his underwear is one of the major reasons why.  Second reason?  He’s tied up on two scenes while just being really, really dirty.

Please check out the bearmythology Flickr Photostream for more screenshots.

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Has it been two weeks? Two months? Two years? These criminals have unceasingly feasted on me in this deserted wasteland. Was it my fault that they were banished by the High Council? And, now, here I am, a slave to their heathenous desires. My body may be weakened but my spirit they will not shatter...
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My body has been debased by their debauchery. Bound and gagged I've been while they relish in my shameful helplessness. I am drenched with sweat and earth while they pleasure themselves with my naked being. Vengeance shall be mine.
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For crying out loud! Enough with the cosplay already. We get it, you're a victimized character from Thundarr The Barbarian! So STFU and eat some chili.

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[BearFic] “Just Another Bad Day” (Unknown)

[The following photos of this “daddy bear” were shared from the Brotherhood Of Bears Yahoo Group.  I have no idea who he is though.  However, he is definitely such a woofy material that I was inspired to write a story about him…]

Just Another Bad Day
-Unknown BearFic-

It was a long day at work today.  My boss told me that he’d be taking half of my paycheck this week to pay for the damaged door of my cab.  What the hell.  It’s not my fault my passenger was a tweaked out birdie who decided to kick the door wide open while I was driving 50 down Harrison.  Lucky it’s not your whole pathetic check.  Guess how much our insurance is gonna cough up for that Porsche you totaled?

Whatever.  I just wanted to go home, down a brewski, and watch some infomercials until I jacked myself off to sleep.  Yeah, sounded like a good plan.

However, I noticed that my door was partly open and that just completely pissed me off.  If there was someone inside, that sucker’s gonna know pain.

I peeked in and saw a big, hairy brute of a man who was only wearing tight blue underwear.  This housebreaker and thief was tying up a big box which was probably my useless junk.  Upon seeing his massive, sweaty body, I did not know if I was gonna get angry or excited.  Suddenly, both conflicting emotions took the best of me and I quickly rushed through the door, completely shocking the big man.  To my surprise, I managed to tackle him to the floor.

My right cheek felt his thick and furry belly while I smelled his manly scent.  He was completely lying on the floor with his arms outstretched.  I planted both my hands on both of his burly shoulders while I pushed myself up.

“Don’t you say a fucking word,” I commanded.  The daddy bear had no fear in him as he stared at me while I felt his heaving stomach on my crotch.

“Good.  You know, I’m sick and tired of getting pushed around.  There is no such thing as karma.”  I thought that last line was a good touch.  And with that, I grabbed his packing rope while I went behind the big man.  I placed my right knee on his back while I tightly tied his wrists.

When I knew that my knot was completely secured, I stood up and walked in front of him.  I felt a tinge of satisfaction seeing such a big man completely helpless and under my mercy.  His legs were spread apart and I could see his bulge in that skimpy underwear.  What a beautiful daddy, I thought to myself.

At that point, I wasn’t quite sure what to do.  I really did not want to call the pigs on him.  Probably just another junkie or some homeless dude and I did have a heart.  You know what?  I got no plans for the evening anyway. And with that, I noticed that there were quite a few more ropes left.

I helped the big bear to his feet as my forearms squeezed between his massive arms and chest.  He tried to resist but he knew that he could not do much.  I then pushed him to the table and he landed on his gut as he made a loud “Oof!”  Yeah, daddy, ‘woof’ indeed.

I then proceeded to tie his legs to his wrists.  Just like a luau. When I finished, I sat on the floor while I admired my work of art.  This was gonna be my entertainment for tonight and I was going to let him go in a few minutes.  Hell, I’m even gonna help him pack my junk.  Good riddance to them.

I then heard nervous mutterings of a Russian lady behind me.  It was definitely my neighbor, dear old Mrs. Sokolov.  I guess I’d better explain to her what’s happening.

“What did you do to my son, Oleg?”

I then looked around me and realized that it was not even my apartment.  Shit.  I guess it’s just another bad day.  I looked behind me and I noticed Oleg giving me a sly wink.

Or maybe it’s not such a bad day after all.

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[BearBeat] Bad Criminal Chub Gets Caught And Beaten Up By Midget Policemen

Well, all in good fun actually.  This is a promo for SpikeTV’s “World’s Wildest Police Videos.”  It’s inspired from the classic era of comedies of Buster Keaton and Charlie Chaplin.  I know that there are about 2 variations of this promo where the “bad criminal chub” rips off his shirt then gets arrested while his belly gets pounded on with foam nightsticks by midget policemen.

Either way, this is extremely hot and sexy to me: hot, studly chub ripping off shirt, revealing a body that was written on by some lucky person, while he gets caught by small police officers, leaving his arms “seemingly” tied and bound while the sound of fake nightsticks pound incessantly on his wide and sexy chubby body…


EDIT: Had some issues with the original video.  Hope this works.

Lol.  Hey, what can I say.  Just as Nirvana once said, come as you are…  ^_^

BearBeat Score:
5 out of 5 Pawnches

[BearBeat] Jeff Rudom: “District B13”

Jeff Rudom plays a random fighter who was simply referred to as “Yeti” (and you only find this out in the end credits) which is really a movie equivalent of a “generic boss” of any Action/Fighting video game.  Still, I have no complaints about his role here.  I mean, let’s take a look at his scene…

Big, Large, Bearish, Chubby … CHECK
Bearded … CHECK
Bald … CHECK
Tattooed … CHECK
Shirtless … CHECK
Strong Brute … CHECK

Then it gets better…

Dumb Brawler … CHECK
Easily Roped & Hogtied … CHECK
Bondage … CHECK

Big, Large, Bearish, Chubby, Bearded, Bald, Tattooed, Shirtless, Strong Brute all tied up and grunting angrily from sheer helplessness from two smaller men overpowering his massive build…  Ah.  Well, what else can I say, except…

BearBeat Score:
5 out of 5 Pawnches

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[SubBearSive] Happy Bear-ster Egg Hunting

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Look at this first… then look at the next picture:

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Big “Thank You!” to Sam for sharing this in Brotherhood of Bears.
Sam is the owner of the amazing SDW Media.

Let’s see: Woofy bald musclebear.  Bondage.  Wearing just briefs.  Mythic anthropomorphic artistic bad bunnies painting on musclebear’s “eggs.”

Wow.  Now that’s an Easter celebration I could boogie down with…  And to continue my SubBearSive Happy Easter greetings, here are some more egg hunting festivities…  😉

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That Referee sure does have a nice view of things…

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Early design concepts for the Vibrator

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Vegan Popeye finally realized that sausages provide better
sources of nutrition than spinach.

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Warren Sapp loves the football…

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[BearPit] Shackles, Armpits, And James Gandolfini

Romance & Cigarettes is an odd film. It’s a compliment, I guess, but you just have to see it to believe it. It’s definitely a film that will achieve a cult-like status…

Anyway, there is one scene in particular that just screamed Bear Bondage. Let me explain the following scene. James imagines himself as the biblical Samson who is captured and blinded by the Philistines (played by his wife and daughters). As his hair has gotten longer (after being cut off by the treacherous Delilah), he is in the temple of the Philistines, shackled for their entertainment. James/Samson (who is still bald, but he does have a bandana on) prays to God to give him strength so that he may “die with the Philistines!”

What made the scene really quirky and downright ridiculous was that this happened in their backyard’s playground swingset. L. O. L.

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But, hey, we get to see the ever woofy James Gandolfini all shackled up and proudly displaying his manly physique for all of us to admire.

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[BearPit] Richard Karn

This is quite possibly my most potent fetish that would literally drive me nuts: Armpits of bearish men. To me, this body region — especially on the marvelous physiques of bearish men — represents man at his most vulnerable state. With his arms outstretched, he is not just literally helpless but also in full acceptance of being an object of desire. That, my friends, is basically a fancy way of saying that I have a propensity towards bondage and S&M. I’m mostly fascinated and aroused with its role-playing aspects rather than the actual physical pain it promotes (which explains my obsession with pro-wrestling). But those are subjects for another time.

The following is a screenshot of Richard Karn with his manly goodness exposed from a horrible movie called Bram Stoker’s The Mummy.

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