Return Of The Tiger was one of my guilty favorites when I was a kid. I loved watching kung fu and what made this movie special was the main villain: Paul Smith. I previously posted about him, and I’ve gotten requests to post more stills from the movie. Once I get the time, I’ll start to extract clips from the movie.
“Let’s make sure we tie up this big bear real good!”
“You know what I would like to smoke?” the oblivious Asian man asks.
And that’s when Paul Smith awkwardly covers up his family jewels.
“Mental note: Extra Large bathrobes are not really that large in Hong Kong.”
“Mr. Smith, in Hong Kong, we show appreciation with rubbing
our legs on big men’s bellies.”
“Rubbing belly with hands too!”
When a big log “rubs” his big gut, Paul Smith realizes that these
kung fu guys may not be all that friendly after all.
“That’s it. Now you’re gonna get it.”
“How much for dry cleaning this jacket?”
“$34.99???!!!”
