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College Chubs Of “The Freshman 15”

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That’s what I love about these chubby college guys, man.
I get older, they stay the same age.

This is just awesome.  It’s a parody of The Verve Pipe’s The Freshmen.  There’s a lot of eye candy here for you fans of chubby college guys.

The Hot Chubbies Of “Muscle & Fitness”

A longtime reader (as in since my old Yahoo Group days), sleepycub, emailed me then proceeded to give me a massive heart attack with this awesome scan from the September 9, 2009 issue of Muscle & Fitness magazine.

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Please, oh, please, disobey every single one of the 50 rules!

Who knew that Muscle & Fitness also has a discerning eye for gorgeous chubby bears?  What a beautiful collection of our big-bellied beauties.  And if there’s one thing I’d like to add…

Please don’t melt the flab from your abs!!!!! 😛

I mean, those guys appear to be comfortable with their bodies and they’re HOT to boot.  But, of course, losing weight is a personal choice and I’m just being a selfish person for wanting them to stay the way they are.  But, in my defense:

JUST.  LOOK.  AT.  THEM!  *faints*

Sumo Wrestlers & White Background: “Conversant Life”

Here’s another commercial utilizing sumo wrestlers in front of a white background.  It’s from a Christian website called Conversant Life.  You can check out the whole series of the commercial here.

Conversant Life - Sumo Wrestlers 13Check out the bearmythology Flickr Photostream for more screenshots

Can someone correct me if I’m wrong?  I believe that the cute chubby bear on the left is Tim Larson.  He was the lead hero in a straight-to-DVD movie called 305 (check out the trailer here).  I will post more about Mr. Larson in the near future.

Sumo Wrestlers & White Background: “Distributel”

My good friend, Erl, from the Brotherhood Of Bears Yahoo Group has shared this “Distributel” commercial using sumo wrestlers to make a visual point.

There’s something about seeing two semi-nude large men superimposed on an overwhelmingly white background.  You can check out more screenshots in the bearmythology Flickr Photostream.

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Shirtless Saturday: OMG! Screenshots Of The Turkish Bears In A Bath From The Halls Candy Commercial

The very day I posted and asked about the burly Turkish bearish men from a Halls Candy commercial, a kind soul by the name of Michael emailed me screenshots from it!  Even though I was searching for a video, I was more than willing to repay him for his generosity.  Alas, he’s stubborn as a bull.  -_^  Seriously, friend, thank you very much!

To me, this Halls commercial is 30 seconds of pure homo fantasy.  Picture a dad skiing with his two kids.  Suddenly, he suffers from a runny nose and starts coughing, thus ruining his children’s vacation.  He then takes a Halls Candy (debatable if it’s truly a candy, but that argument is for a different blog).  The vapor action goodness of the candy’s menthol eucalyptus whisks our daddy away to a Turkish bath and ends up seating between two burly Turkish men wearing only a towel.  The burly men then educates the “little” dad how to inhale and exhale properly.  And if you watch closely, the dad is overtly ecstatic about the whole metaphor-thing-coming-to-life business.  His kids then disrupt him from his fantasy sequence as our daddy skis away with a big smirk on his face.

Well, okay, so it wasn’t all that homoerotic (plus I’m not sure if I had accurately remembered it), but you gotta admit that it’s a tad bit homo just by looking at the screenshots.  And, also, why was he wearing pajamas in a spa?  Note how his hands are clasped together while covering up, oh, I don’t know…  MORNING WOOD???!!!  Uh, yeah, sure…

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as Brian Blessed, while the other as Speed Racer’s dad, John Goodman.

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Fray Bentos Pies Commercial: If Only All Hero Movie Archetypes Were Like These

My favorites were the car mechanic, fireman, and construction worker.  I definitely need such a hero…  And who knew removing a wife-beater in tandem with bad ’80s-like pop music could be, oh, so erotic?

FUN FACT: YouTube sometimes would have a “Watch in High Quality” link on some videos.  But, even if a video does not have that link, you can actually access it.  All you need to do is add:

&fmt=18

at the end of the URL.

The video above is normally like this:

So you just add &fmt=18 at the end, like so:

Some videos might actually look worse off if the original uploads were of “poor quality” to begin with.  But, I’d say that this trick makes every YouTube video a lot clearer than normal.  I’m not sure why this is not the default setting.

Also, I had submitted this post on the Brotherhood of Bears Yahoo Group and I’m just going to post it here as well:

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While obsessing over shotputter, Reese Hoffa, in YouTube, I noticed the “Watch In High Quality” link.  Apparently, there’s a quick way to download that better quality (it’s not really high-def, as it’s more of a higher bit-rate).

Here’s a great tutorial from YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsuyMteROPA

In a nutshell, this is how you do it:

1. Here’s a sample of the Reese Hoffa video in “standard quality”:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV0B2HErUQg

2. All you need to do next is add &fmt=18 at the end of the URL:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV0B2HErUQg&;fmt=18

3. Copy that URL to this website:
http://keepvid.com/

4. You can now download both the standard and high quality FLV files.

HOWEVER, here is an even quicker way and what I highly recommend:

*** Drag-and-drop the KEEPVID Bookmarklet to your links toolbar. ***
*** This Bookmarklet is located on the very top page of http://keepvid.com. ***

That website also has a link to AVS Video Converter that could convert your FLV files to whatever format you want.  The best part is that it is free.  I don’t use this program so I can’t vouch as to how good it is.  I normally use “YouTube FLV to AVI converter Pro” and I’m a creature of habit and refuse to change somthing that’s been working for me.  🙂

Hopefully this was useful in some way!

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