Wait a minute… This guy’s getting paid to get the beefy Festus slam his crotch on his chest?!
Shee-it. I’d do it for free. 😛
<furiously searches for the number of a local pro-wrestling training school>
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Festus: Of Bears And Twinks
I don’t particularly like the angle of “Jesse and Festus” in WWE’s Friday Night Smackdown. Nevertheless, Festus‘ (Drew Hankinson) shapeshifting face from innocent hillbilly to deranged brawler has a certain charm that I can’t seem to resist. And just look at the fantastic physique of this massive man. That wide barrel chest truly demands your utmost attention (such sexy barrel-chestedness can also be seen on Mr. Richard Alexander).