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Shirtless Saturday: David DeLuise In “Vampires Suck”

I try not to be a movie snob, but I can’t help it when movies like “Vampires Suck” do well financially while films such as “Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World,” “Kick-Ass,” and “Let Me In” do horrible business (just goes to prove that the popularity level of such geek-centric flicks are somewhat akin to gay-centric films).

Anyway, more often than not, these parody films will always include a jab or two at our larger and husky brethren.  Jareb Dauplaise, for example, was unfortunately poked fun of in both “Meet The Spartans” and “Epic Movie.”  But, hey, we got to see skin and no one is really twisting my arms to watch these abominations.  So just go ahead and continue to give us our bears and chubs in all of their natural glory.

With that superficial rant out of my system, here’s David DeLuise getting all shirtless in “Vampires Suck.”  In these screenshots, he revealed a physique molded by his dedication to “Mixed Martial Arts, Tae Bo, and Yogalates.”  Okay, so, um, maybe I kinda lol’ed at that.

And you know what?  I am definitely itching to watch just his scene on Blu-Ray…

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Jareb Dauplaise: “Meet The Spartans” (3 of 9)

The screenshots may look identical, but to the discriminating eyes of a chubby chaser, any singular change on this chubby bear’s facial expression makes a world of difference…

The playful and innocent chub

The serious chub

The chub of indifference

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Jareb Dauplaise: “Meet The Spartans” (1 of 9)

Remember when you used to collect trading cards, such as baseball cards, movie cards, and even those Garbage Pail Kids cards?  You still do?  Well, we have a problem then.  🙂  Anyway, like those trading cards, I’ll be posting a series of Jareb Dauplaise screenshots from “Meet The Spartans.”  Just pretend that these photos have the “Topps” logo imprinted on them.





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Jareb Dauplaise: Sweaty Chubby Spartan

Meet The Spartans was a horrible movie.  In fact, calling it a “film” is being generous.  It did not even try at all to be clever or, heaven forbid, funny…  Regardless, the one shining beacon in this “film” was the presence of cute chubby bear, Jareb Dauplaise.  I only watched Epic Movie to simply watch his 2-minute performance as Nacho Libre.  Lol.  Yes, if you haven’t noticed it by now, I am pretty shallow.  Anyway, to keep up with today’s posts with a “sweaty” theme, here is Mr. Dauplaise with his proud and sweaty chubby physique…

Our fellow young bear/chub admirers will one day pinpoint this film as an
integral part of their sexual awakening — as Rick Zumwalt in
“Over The Top” had done for my own “bear” discovery…