One of the most distinguishing feature of a “Bear” is the facial hair.  Beards in particular are always sexy on most bearish men.  They are to be admired as oftentimes sporting a beard is an artform in itself.  As I can’t grow a decent moustache to save my life, I had to research the types of beards that are out there.  In particular, I wanted to know what type of beard Joey Oglesby had (from my latest post about him).  Apparently, it is a “Franz-Josef” beard (with a bit of a modification).

EDIT: As an astute Pope had pointed out, Ole Anderson is actually sporting the “Friendly Mutton Chops.”