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Shirtless Saturday: Pruitt Taylor Vince

I first noticed Pruitt Taylor Vince when I rented Heavy back in the mid-’90s.  I remember having an AOL account and I created a whole webpage dedicated to my analysis of that film.  I also remember constantly refreshing my page hoping to see my stat counter explode with visitors, but, alas, I made 327 visits to it (out of 330 total).  I wanted the world to know just how awesome the movie was.

Heavy VHS cover
Whoever made this cover totally missed the whole point of the movie

I remember linking it to the Bears Mailing List and I ended up forcing my film analysis on to an unsuspecting Mr. Les K. Wright (editor of The Bear Book 1 & 2 and founder of The Bear History Project).  I was still new to the world of “bears” and Mr. Wright was very patient with my billions of questions and overeagerness.  He was very kind to my pompous film analysis of Heavy.  (If I could find it, I’d repost it here.)  But my love for that film pretty much equaled my intense attraction toward its chubby lead actor.

Anyway, all that rambling just so we could segue into today’s Shirtless Saturday model: Pruitt Taylor Vince.  I remember giggling like a giddy little girl when I finally saw him shirtless in Captivity.  Thanks to Tumblr’s moviechubs, he made me aware that just a decade and four years ago, PTV already got shirtless.  I still couldn’t believe that I missed it.

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Mr. Vince, oh wow, that is very, wow, oh my!
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I think it’s time to take it to the next level…

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Jimmy, is this blondie a swimmer? She’s been down for a whole twenty minutes!

Please check out more screenshots at the bearmythology Flickr Photostream.  And check out Chubarama for more PTV coverage.

And here are also some screenshots from Captivity.

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Shirtless Saturday: Summer, Big Bears, Daddies, Chubbies, Speedos, Oh My!

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The creme de la creme, the best of the best, and perfection personified, in my opinion. Does anybody know who this stunning work of art is?

Summer has got to be my favorite season.  It’s the time where we get to see big men practically being naked, especially on the beaches and pools.  Thankfully, there are a handful of blogs and photo sites dedicated to men in all of their summer wear glory.  The following are just some of my favorites from Speedo Dads:

Shirtless Daddy Bear
I love the vintage look of this photo. This very image is why we daddy bear lovers love, well, "daddy bears."
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Just a perfect photo. Just perfect.
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Unfortunately, we cannot see his face, but, damn, that physique is simply beautiful. All I can think of is the word "beef."
It's so perfect that it hurts...
It's so perfect that it hurts...
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Ah, yes, such a handsome face as well. These are things that make you go "Woof!"
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There's just something about seeing a big daddy bear relaxing and being comfortable with his skin...

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You might be asking yourself, "Will, what's up with the blinding parade of white bears?" Alright, let's start off with this beautiful husky black bear...
...and here is a possibly Hispanic husky bear...
...and here is a possibly Hispanic husky bear...
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...and a double-dose for good measure.

And now for some variety: big bear firefighters in a mankini, cute chubby bear in a tight-fitting lycra wrestling singlet, big bear hulking out in his speedos, and a soaking wet smooth chub in a triathlon of sorts…

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That's right. THREE thumbs up.
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"Excuse me, sir. Did anybody tell you about the 3 "R"s? Relax, rubdown, and remove mankini."
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Tommy looks around and realizes that he took a way-too-literal interpretation of "Casual Friday"...

Big Bear in lycra singlet
David attached a photo of himself in an email to send to his grandma Beatrice. Unfortunately, David thought that "me.jpg" was his Facebook photo and not his "Sexy Chubby Bear Who Loves To Wear Tight-Fitting Lycra Wrestling Singlet" profile photo...

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HE: "Happy Bear Day!" ... ME: "Holy sh--!"
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AUCTIONEER: "And we have #175, sexy, soaking wet chub in a speedo. Starting bid is at..." ME: "One million dollars!"

Warren Sapp. Swimming. Shirtless. Touchdown.


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Man, this is what I get for not being thorough with my gossip news.  Apparently, a few months ago, a video about a “handicapped” swimming race between my favorite big bear, Warren Sapp, and Michael Phelps has been floating about.  The top video is an exclusive, as we get to hear Young Jeezy put money on Warren.  I can’t blame him as Warren had a half-pool headstart on Phelps.  I, too, would have dropped big coin on Warren.

Other than that, I have finally seen Mr. Warren Sapp in all of his shirtless glory.  Wow.  Just wow.

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Wild Cherry Pepsi Commercial: Just Another Ad Where Fat Dudes Are Laughed At

Got these screenshots when AdCritic wasn’t part of a subscription-based site
back in 2001.

Ridicule all you want, bear/chub/fat/big/large/hairy-hating-folks.  Keep doing it just as long I get to see these type of awesome softcore porn in the form of commercials…

Chubb Rock: “Treat ‘Em Right”

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“Treat ‘Em Right” from the album, The One

Speaking of The Wackness being my “Greatest Movie of 2008,” its soundtrack had brought back fond memories of a favorite rapper of mine back in 1991: Chubb Rock.  Unlike other rappers, his lyrics were predominantly anti-gang, anti-drugs, anti-negativity, with a sprinkle of modesty.  Man, this is why I loved 1991.  It was also the summer of Fishbone‘s finest hour with their album, “The Reality of My Surroundings.” Dammit.  I really wish that I could relive that time again…

Anyway, here’s Chubb Rock now in Part 2 of an interview where he talks about the current state of hip-hop, politics, and his weight loss.

And, finally, here’s my phattest, dopest, tightest, illest photo of The Chubbster, yo…

Shirtless Big Daddy Of “American Chopper” Dives & Swims = Sexy Summer Fun

Paul Teutul, Sr. (massive daddy musclebear of “American Chopper”) walks shirtless then dives and swims in a pool.  It’s quite possibly one of the most sexiest moments ever.  What can I say?  I have simple tastes.  ^_^

Dan Lauria: Shirtless Daddy Bear In A Pool

Dan Lauria has always been that archetypal daddy bear figure that I tend to love.  He is stocky and beefy and possesses a look that tells you that he’s a mean sonuvabitch, yet at the same time, he’s also a gentle teddy bear of a man.  I’ve had so many fantasies of being his son every time I watched The Wonder Years (man, if I were Kevin, the voiceover and series itself would have strayed off to the worst, lol).  Bob Hoskins is another prime example of one daddy who owns such a “look.”  And just like Bob, I am completely enamored by Mr. Lauria’s sexy furry body. Those arms just drive me crazy.

The following are screenshots from an episode of Burke’s Law, titled “Who Killed Cock-a-Doodle Dooley?”*

* ANSWER: Dan Lauria’s amazingly hot bearish body.  My Cock-a-Doodle Dooley can’t handle such hotness.