Just in case you can’t wait for this cinematic masterpiece on February 22 (or the eventual DVD release), here are some screenshots from the Quicktime HD Trailer:
“Larry the Cable Guy, you are hereby under arrest for making movies.”
“Aw, shucks, I’m just tryin’ to entertain people…”
“Don’t you think I’m somewhat good looking?”
You know, I don’t blame Larry the Cable Guy for making disposable and forgettable movies. We live in a society where the majority expects the “fat guy” in movies and television to be a sidekick or a humorous extra. He’s just appeasing to what the public expect from chubby rednecks: that is to be dumb, non-PC, juvenile, sexist, and always breaking wind.
Other than that, please make more movies Mr. Larry the Cable Guy. You are very damn hot.
I have impeccable tastes in films. I’m a film snob, if you will, a connoisseur of fine movies. So, it is with utmost assurance that I can claim Larry The Cable Guy’s upcoming new film, Witless Protection, is going to…