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Larry The Cable Guy, Clearly Semi-Nude

I got an anonymous email (hey, I don’t bite!) about some high-resolution production shots from Larry The Cable Guy’s Witless Protection.  I’ve posted some screenshots before, but none of them could even compare to that glorious crystal-clear image of an almost nude Larry The Cable Guy.

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Larry The Cable Guy: “Witless Protection” HD Trailer 1 of 3

Just in case you can’t wait for this cinematic masterpiece on February 22 (or the eventual DVD release), here are some screenshots from the Quicktime HD Trailer:

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“Larry the Cable Guy, you are hereby under arrest for making movies.”

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“Aw, shucks, I’m just tryin’ to entertain people…”

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“Don’t you think I’m somewhat good looking?”

You know, I don’t blame Larry the Cable Guy for making disposable and forgettable movies.  We live in a society where the majority expects the “fat guy” in movies and television to be a sidekick or a humorous extra.  He’s just appeasing to what the public expect from chubby rednecks: that is to be dumb, non-PC, juvenile, sexist, and always breaking wind.

Other than that, please make more movies Mr. Larry the Cable Guy.  You are very damn hot.

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Larry The Cable Guy: “Witless Protection”

I have impeccable tastes in films.  I’m a film snob, if you will, a connoisseur of fine movies.  So, it is with utmost assurance that I can claim Larry The Cable Guy’s upcoming new film, Witless Protection, is going to…

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Well, consider my movie ticket bought! 😛

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