Russell Hantz: The Natalie Alliance

Yes!  Russell Hantz‘s tribe, Foa Foa, finally got an immunity win.  I can’t believe that I’m getting way too hooked in to this show…

When I talked about Jaison’s “whiny bitching” from last week’s episode, I was not belittling his emotion over the “racially insensitive comments” (debatable, in my opinion).  The fact is, Jaison was more affected by it than Yasmin even though that “insult” was directed at her.  If it really bothered him, he should have been the “white knight in shining armor” (oops, am I being racist?) and interrupted the argument between Ben and Yasmin.  Instead, he hid in the shadows, internalized the “insult” and made it as a personal affront towards him.

As Tallahassee would say in one of my favorite films of this year: “Nut up or shut up.”

As you’ll hear from the first part of this video, Russell says this: “Jaison was really upset with Ben.  He took things very personal.  I really think that if Ben would have stayed, Jaison would have quit the game.  Now, what kind of man is that?”

I am in complete agreement with Russell.  Speaking of Zombieland, I’d probably be one of the faithful acolytes to blindly follow someone like Russell in a post-apocalyptic landscape.  Archetypes like Russell are the ones who will truly help you out in any kind of apocalypse — just as long as you don’t cross them…  Being led by a Jaison will lead to something like this:

ME: Jaison, look at that zombie trash!

JAISON: You are so ignorant.  You have no concept of their past history and how they have been portrayed as evil by the whole living human race!  Why do you purposely have to say spiteful and hateful words?

Russell, on the other hand, would just kick the living crap out of the zombies.  But maybe that’s just me romanticizing this sneaky SOB.  😉

Anyway, I’m possibly overanalyzing Russell, but his usage of the word “hope” is very calculated.  As in, Barack Obama-calculated.  Devious, Russell.  Devious.

So Russell’s on to his next strategy: dump his allegiance with Jaison and forge a new one with one of his “dumb ass girls,” Natalie.  Russell is definitely crude and insensitive with his comments, but are people forgetting that this game is called “Survivor”?  Hell, if you placed Satan and Jesus on the island, guess who’ll win?  Well, Jesus will probably win considering he has unlimited immunity since he cannot die at all.  Come to think of it, who’s the sneakiest of the two then?  -_^

Anyway, so what’s great about the scene between Natalie and Russell?  Ah, pictures speak louder than words…

No, sir, Mr. Hantz, sir.  You are also beyond handsome with that pretty face, devilish smile, and mesmerizing eyes…

Anyway, not Russell-related, but I gotta comment on my other favorite, Shambo…

Damn, Sham!  You were beyond horrible this time around.  You mean well, yet things just don’t seem to go your way.  And, really, I’ve lost some love for you the way you handled the two chickens…

My love actually got transferred to Natalie now as at least she knew how to humanely carry an animal.  I then started laughing at your comments of chickens requiring fresh water and at your hilarious “chicken-talk” to calm them down.  Seriously, I’m surprised they even survived your mishandling of them.  And it wasn’t even a surprise that one of the chickens flew away.  The funnier part is that the chicken who flew away was the chicken whose poor wings you manhandled…  But despite of that, I still want to see more of you, Shambo.  Just be kinder to the animals, m’kay?

And, by the way, I’m starting to develop some interest in the other Russell…

And, wow, I’m surprised that the other Russell actually voted for his princess, Yasmine.  Didn’t see that one coming…

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