Zach Galifianakis & Jack Black Urge You To Save Boobs

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My wishful thinking...

Zach Galifianakis and Jack Black are just two of the bearish celebrities who are speaking on behalf of the Noreen Fraser Foundation.  NFF is a charitable organization which raises awareness and funds for women’s cancer research.  In the following two videos, we have those two specializing in their own brand of humor as they urge our female brethren to save their boobies…

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Rob Stern: What Happens When A Hot Chubby Bear Grows A Beard?

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This is just awesome.  IAmAaron from Tumblr just shared this video and the actor in it looked very familiar.  Once the credits rolled, I was surprised to find out that it’s Rob Stern from ActionPals!  Holy Moley!  He is even more cuter with a beard.  Is that even possible?

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The Worst Speeches of All Time: Pro Wrestler’s PTA Campaign

Such a missed opportunity with the ripping of the dress shirt though.  ^_^

Anyway, I then checked out ActionPals and found 2 new videos with Rob Stern.  He doesn’t have a beard in the first one but you get to see him in his handsome bearded glory in the second one…


Got a little bit of a BearBeat action going on in this Big Dick video for me…

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That smile can make me do whatever he wants me to do...

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Michael Van Ostade: “Cloverbrawl”

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Now this is just awesome.  A couple of young lads have created this amazing video called “Cloverbrawl.”  As a video game geek, I was all over this two-part video.  Every game character, items, motifs that show up just made me giddy like a little girl.  These guys are gamers and this video is just a totally spectacular tribute.  I really hope that they make a series out of it.

And as a bonus, there’s an uber-cute chubby bear in it named Michael Van Ostade.  And for the Chubarama fans out there, make sure to check out his younger brother (I think?), Andrew Van Ostade.  He has videos of being a Fat Ninja and as a Fat Dancer.

Anyway, it’s unfortunate that Michael did not survive long enough to make it to part 2, but the overall film is still downright entertaining.

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WillZone In “Kickass Baby!”

So there’s a new blog I just started stalking following on Tumblr, and he goes by the nickname of WillZone.  I never would have found out about him if the woofy The Pickup Bear did not reblog this photo of WillZone:

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I then started to browse through it and, for some reason, the things he would be interested in suddenly became interesting to me as well.  The dong works in mysterious ways.  Anyway, while browsing his blog, I came upon his awesome video: “Kickass Baby!”

Lol.  A Baby Jedi is definitely kickass!  And WillZone is definitely one woofy, kickass bear…

Joe Davison: Woofy Independent Filmmaker

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Joe Davison shotgunEver since I saw the low-budget film, 100 Tears, on DVD, not only did I become an instant fan of this ultra-gory slashfest, I also instantly fell in love with its writer/star, Joe Davison.  Unlike modern slasher films, this movie does not shy away from the actual “kill moment” nor does it switch to computer trickery either.  You see the incoming kill, you see what actually happens, and you then see its cringe-worthy results.

I really want to see what Joe can do with an actual Hollywood budget and I can only salivate on the what-ifs scenarios.  I then continued to follow his progress in the difficult world of independent filmmaking and I am excited to learn that his new film, Experiment 7, will be released soon (unfortunately, just for the lucky guys and ghouls who can attend the Freak Show Film Fest in Orlando, Florida).

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Joe Davison 100 TearsBeing a horror fan who’s slowly losing his interest in the genre, it is passionate artists like Joe Davison who keep hooking me back in.  100 Tears was low-budget and it showed.  However, it made up for down-to-earth acting and realistic gruesome special effects that never once used any digital manipulation.  When I then saw him in Fearmakers, I was a bit disappointed with the film and its special effects as it actually relied on computer special effects which ended up looking really, well, “cheesy.”  Still, it was worth the price of admission for seeing Joe Davison again in his leading-man role.

Being an unabashed Bruce Campbell fanboy, Joe Campbell is definitely up there in regards to horror genre heroes.  As Bruce relies on slapstick humor, thanks to Sam Raimi’s patented campy Looney Tunes-like horror, Joe relies on the subdued type of humor.  When I read on Mr. Davison’s biography, I found out that he used to be a comedian and his skills on that craft really show up in his films.  In 100 Tears, there was a natural flow to the dialogue that I found completely endearing.

Anyway, there are three main reasons why I’m excited to see Experiment 7.  One, is a given, but I’ll say it anyway: Joe Davison is flat-out amazingly handsome (this is also his directorial debut).  Second, he’s playing a snappy-talking, gun-toting badass in an apocalyptic landscape (if I have any favorite type of literary thematic fetishes, that would be it).  Check out the trailer below:

As part of my related ramblings, my Fallout 3 character was named JoeD in honor of Joe Davison.  That then concludes my final reasoning as to why I’m excited to see this flick.

Here are three hilarious instructional videos from Mr. Davison channeling William Shatner on how to kill these “supernaturalalitism” (lol) creatures…


How To Kill A Werewolf


How To Kill A Vampire


How To Kill A Zombie

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Finally, here are some photos of Joe Davison with his killer right dimple…

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Okay, well, apparently, there are more.  Here are some shirtless photos of the ever-woofy Joe Davison…

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This was a WTF moment in the film "Fearmakers." It's a photo that shows up on his buddy's laptop.

BearSong Sunday: “Toxic” (iMaykel’s Lip Synch Version)

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I’m stealing this from Chubarama because I freaking love it.  It’s from a YouTuber called iMaykel and he performs a pretty creative lip singing version of A Static Lullaby‘s “Toxic.”

I don’t understand French but I could listen to this cutie speak French all day long.  This guy oozes that geek look that I go crazy for and not to mention that he’s just extremely hot.  He also somewhat reminds me of a hybrid between Tyler Labine and Stellan Skarsgård.

I then stole this comic strip he made from his blog:

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Man, I’m like so in love it’s not even funny.  ^_^

Shirtless Saturday: Duff Goldman Of “Ace Of Cakes”

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Like, OHMYGOD, like Duff Goldman is like right beside me, and like, he's like all shirtless and stuff and, he's like so hot and sexy and stuff, and like -- WTF?! -- I have the Food Network HD logo on my belly!

Peter C. was kind enough to point out to me that in Season 7, Episode 1 of Ace Of Cakes, Chef Duff Goldman got shirtless to swim in the icy waters of Alaska.  Not only that, he took the following screenshots as well.  Oy vey!

And if anyone knows how we can find a video clip of this, then I would be forever in your debt…

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BearSong Sunday: Demetrios Demetriou Of Stavros Flatley

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I’m a bit late to this, but this year’s Britain’s Got Talent had a father-and-son team doing their own Riverdance routine.  They didn’t win but one thing they always did was putting a smile on everyone’s face.  And, as I’ve heard, “they’re also the most successful father-and-son Greek and Irish dancing double-act in British Entertainment history.”

For BearSong Sunday, here is woofy daddy bear Demetrious Demetriou with his son, Lagi, as Stavros Flatley


Stavros Flatley’s audition


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Check out the bearmythology Flickr Photostream for more screenshots.

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He reminds me of a huskier and bald Michael Rispoli...


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Added Note: Chubarama had already posted about this group back in April (during my “blue moon” period).  Anyway, check out this link for an awesome photo of this adorable father-and-son duo.

[BearPit] Guy Fieri Wearking A Tanktop In Disneyland

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It’s been awhile since I’ve posted with a “BearPit” tag on a subject header.  Heck, I’ve just unloaded my BearBeat fetish, so why not go all out with my armpit fetish as well?  Here is the woofy Guy Fieri from a series of videos in Disney’s California Food & Wine Festival.  Much love and gratitude to winkedinkie’s YouTube Channel for sharing this almost two-hour-long Guy Fieri goodness.  It’s definitely worth the watch and you learn a lot of fun things about him.  And, most especially, he’s wearing his company tanktop (Knuckle Sandwich).  So what does that mean?  Well, bonus armpits shots, what else is there?  -_^

For more screenshots, please visit the bearmythology Flickr Photostream.


Watch the whole epic series in winkedinkie’s YouTube Page

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