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Jim Greenleaf: “TAG: The Assassination Game”

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I’ve posted a collage of Jim Greenleaf before in this post: [BearWTF?] BearMythology Tags Explained By Jim Greenleaf.  Anyway, as I’ve been going through my boxes of old VHS tapes to transfer them to DVD, I found Jim Greenleaf’s scene in a movie that I watched countless times on HBO: TAG: The Assassination Game.

Anyway, you’ll notice that there’s a few “VCR fast-forwarding” motions in this video and it’s probably because I was copying the scene from a rented VHS tape or probably from a copied video from HBO or something.  As you can see, I just want the good parts — shirtless scenes are just icing on the cake.

To this day, I have memorized all of Mr. Greenleaf’s lines in this scene.  My favorite is

You’re weird, Gersh.  I won.  You lost.  Somebody’s gotta lose.  So scram.  Take it on the lam.  I’m the champ.  HA-HAA!”

Quite possibly that adorable “HA-HAA!” is my favorite part.  Love the cockiness of it.

Check out more screenshots of this film in the bearmythology Flickr Photostream.

Thank Grizzly It’s Friday Weekly Wrap-Up

Every Friday, I will provide a weekly wrap-up then post a screenshot/photo from a movie/tv and I would like for you guys and gals to guess who the actor is and where the shot is taken from…  Just post your answers in the comments section.  The answers will be posted the following Friday.

thankgrizzlyitsfriday-2009-03-27Who is the woofy daddy bear with that funky Commander uniform?

On Shirtless Saturday, we talked about BruteMythology in art form

…and BruteMythology in real life.

On Goonday Moonday, we got to meet with massive Australian strongman and powerlifter, Warrick Brant.

If I was in heaven and got to pick a cloud, I’ll pick this Tag Cloud and die with even further happiness.

Late-Breaking News: A photo from the year 2000 of a shirtless bear with a beeper showed up.

Ernie Beath (aka YouTube’s PatrioticHighlander) showed up in videos where he was lifting weights while shirtless.

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As for the answers from last week’s TGIF:WWU…

David is correct for answering “Bruce M. Fischer” from the film, Escape From Alcatraz.  He also mentioned that it was a “hot scene” and I am in completely agreement.  The scene was meant to provoke fear and disgust for our straight brethren, but his character Wolf, I thought, was pretty polite about the whole prison rape thing (lol).

Anyway, it’s just a movie where where we get to see a big bear of a man gets nude, but instead of getting it on, he gets beat up on — the painful kind.  Still, because of this very scene, I have had many fantasies when I was younger where I would be lathering up the big guy.  He then would not rape me because all he wanted was to receive a proper bath…  (I know, my fantasies are pretty lame.)

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Two Hawaiian Musclebears & A Whoo-Ha Black Musclechub Taking A Shower

This is a trailer for the ‘Ohina Short Film Showcase 2003 in Hawaii.  And, more importantly, whoever picked the actors for this commercial deserves a gold star.  The second musclebear is bodybuilder, Ernest Chang, and I have no clue who the other two are.  My personal favorite is definitely the massively built black musclechub.  The moment he showed up on the video, I actually silently spelled “Damn!” as “D-A-Y-U-M!” in my head.

ohina-musclechubThe reason the post’s title had a random Pacino “Whoo-Ha!”

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Chubby Daddy Bear Taking A Shower: Healthy Living Commercial

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healthyliving-bear-12Actually, I’d like to disagree…

TheUnionAgency YouTube page is a great site of commercials which are all based in Scotland.  My favorite one was solely based on the amount of skin shown. Lol.  Anyway, this is part of a commercial series from Healthy Living where we see three men in various stages of “living unhealthily.”  The last man shown and the object of my attraction (the beautiful chubby daddy bear taking a shower) would definitely raise eyebrows as it’s not really making fun of chubby men, but more about providing an alternate lifestyle.  Again, it’s that fine gray line between looking sexy & hot and feeling healthy…

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Shirtless Saturday: Ray Winstone (“All In The Game”)

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It’s Valentine’s Day and it’s Shirtless Saturday, so here is My Number One Bear, the ever beautiful Ray Winstone, baring it all (almost) from a made-for-TV movie, All In The Game.

And screenshots just won’t do.  Here is the 2:20 video clip of this most awesome scene.  As for absolutely trivial knowledge, good ‘ol Ray utters the word, “Fuck” and its colorful iterations 21 times.  That’s about 1 fuck a minute!  Atta boy, Ray!  I’m proud of ya!  -_^

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Well, this is Part 1 of the series.  I will post the next parts tomorrow.

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Shirtless Saturday: Faizon Love Loves To Be Shirtless (“Who’s Your Caddy?”)

In this fourth Faizon Love shirtless scene, we finally get to see a full-backtal (is that even a word?) of a fully-naked Faizon Love.  Unfortunately, it is pretty gross as he cleverly made music with his farts.  What a mood-killer, for sure!


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Well, beggars can’t be choosers.  This what-would-have-been-a-contender for the best Faizon Love shirtless scene is titled…

Who’s Your Caddy?

Damn.  Seriously.  This is one seriously horrible movie.  It’s so horrible that it managed to kill that Holy Grail naked scene of Faizon Love: the filmmakers made a “big, naked fat guy farting” scene unfunny.  That takes skill.  Oh well.  Fortunately, the “Behind The Scenes” from the Who’s Your Caddy? DVD has more of a shirtless Faizon Love.  Thankfully, other than his shaving scene in the film, he did not fart.

A big thank you for D.T. for uploading this video!


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Big Naked Bubba Bear, Prison Shower, & Soap

Sam from SDW Media sent me this awesome commercial.  I have no idea who that big bubba of a chubby bear is, but all I do know is that he is smoking hot.  And who wouldn’t want to be that skinny dude?

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