Shawn Murphy Is King Kong Fu

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Shawn Murphy (MySpace page) appears to have a new wrestling persona and I completely approve with the new outfit.  Gone is the singlet and in its place is those sexy orange kung fu shorts.  Remember the real life dancing Kung Fu Panda from Chile?  Here we have the ever-woofy Mr. Murphy dancing and wrestling as — get ready for it — King Kong Fu


Unfortunately, to complete the “funky primate” persona,
a gorilla mask is worn over Mr. Murphy’s handsome face…  😦

A massively big hug to woofy bear Greg (owner of the Brotherhood of Bears Yahoo Group) for directing me to the sexy simian of Pro Wrestling Fusion.

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Ron Simmons: On Doom, Tag Teams, & The Sex Comparison

Here’s a great shoot interview with Mr. Ron Simmons.  In particular, these were my favorite bits:

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Ron flexes both of his massive chest underneath that shirt.

[5:39]
About wrestling the Rock ‘n’ Roll Express
Aw, man, love ’em.  Aw, I used to love working with them.  It was the best to work with Ricky and Robert.  For one thing, youse got these good-looking white guys, right?  These two big black guys, right here, that are gonna beat up on these good-looking white guys.  You should see the look on some of the people’s faces around the ring.  And then they love them and watch them cry.  You know what I mean, and, actually get into that, and want to kill you for what you were doing.  It was, it was in a way, it was like, hey, they’re having sex to watch it, okay?  When you’re out there working with them  Love em.  Love every minute.  I would have worked with them every night if I could.

The above video is a match between Ron Simmons and Tommy Angel.  Ron completely dominated the match (which is a wrestling match I don’t tend to get interested in, as I tend to prefer seeing big guys get dominated).  Anyway, the only reason I chose that match is to compare his excited response about the Rock ‘n’ Roll Express from the previous video to this uneven match against a smaller wrestler.

So it comes full circle.  I found Mr. Simmons’ shoot interview — and especially the “sex” comparison — to be inherently erotic and arousing.  -_^

Make sure to also check out SDW Media’s Tag Teams DVDs which include Doom (Butch Reed/Ron Simmons).

The Burt Reynolds Semi-Nude Pose

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I’m not sure if Burt Reynolds was the very first “bearish” media personality who had posed semi-nude while lying on top of a bear rug (not cool, Burt!).  Whatever the case, he had paved the way for other woofy men to get creative with such a pose…


Those fries sure do look mighty testes, er, tasty…

Mark Addy was, unfortunately, had cheap photographers who could not afford to even rent fake fur for his sexy pose.  But, who cares?  When you’re smoking hot and cuddly as Mr. Addy, you don’t need any fancy schmancy accoutrement.


I would love to inspect his crown’s two jewels.

Jerry “The King” Lawler looks very majestic and studly in this photo.  His beefy build and furry body truly displays his handsome regal excellence.


Who wouldn’t want to dribble that ball?

Terry Crews has got his bling on with that expensive looking fur rug.  His bulging muscles and killer smile are the things that could warm you down during those cold winter nights.

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Ole Anderson: “Who’s Your Daddy?”

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Ricky Morton, a victim of bad ’80s haircut, suffers through pain and humiliation from the beefy Ole Anderson.

Not only was Mr. Anderson a brawler and an excellent tactical pro-wrestler, he also excelled in hair grooming and design.

Finally, here’s Ole emphasizing to Ricky that wearing colorful wristbands does not necessarily complement a glam-rock hairstyle.

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Black Musclebears With Bleached Hair

I also seem to get attracted to big and buffed black musclebears with bleached hair.  Here are two such beefy specimens: Shelton Benjamin and The Natural Butch Reed.  I’m also trying to figure out why I don’t seem to get attracted to white men who possess the same beefcake/Chippendale’s physique like Shelton Benjamin does.  For example, I can’t get attracted to Brock Lesnar even though his physique should totally appeal to my tastes — however, I just don’t seem to get that attraction.  Am I racist against white musclebears?  Or maybe my ‘lil Johnson’s the racist.  Lol.  Ah, well, such are the mysteries of life and boners.  ^_^

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“Your bleached hair is a faux pas!!!”

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“Hey, thanks.  I’m going for that French look.”

I’ve also previously posted about Albert Fields from the underrated teen pop group, The Party.  He also happened to look pretty good with bleached hair in the 1992 video, “Free” (and, no, that is not Sisqo!)

Paul Goebel: Chubby Wrestler Of “Big Thing!”

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Paul Goebel is in a film called Big Thing!.  Unfortunately, Cattlebone Films need funding for proper distribution and release for their movie.  So all we have right now is a trailer, a longer trailer, and some gorgeous photos of the hot Mr. Paul Goebel.

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“Big Thing!” Trailer 


“Big Thing!” Longer Trailer

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Bearotic.com: “Your Daily Dose Of Fuzz”

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Greetings bears, cubs, otters and all manner of furry beasts!

Bearotic.com is not your average bear blog.  It is updated daily and safe for work.  We cover all kinds of bearish content about all kinds of bears.  This site is created by bears, for bears, in an effort to broadcast the best bear content available.

As you can tell from the continually changing faces of the community in our header logo, we aim to represent all of the bear community. We’d love to get your opinion and input on our content. What do you like? What do you want more of?

–NetBear & BignFuzzy

Bearotic.com has been one of my favorite bear-related blogs to date (and Chubarama.net for my daily chubby fix!).  The authors of those sites share the same philosophy as I do when it comes to providing bear/chub content.  The only difference is that these guys are pros with what they do.  I’m just a queer fellow who simply likes to babble on about bearish celebrities, athletes, and other husky media personalities.

Anyway, as far as important news for me, I have been part of a “Crossover Blog”!  You know, it’s like the latest issue of “The New Mutants” comic book having a “Secret Wars II” crossover story about The Beyonder and the zombified mutants and…

Lol.  Yeah, I’m geeking out.  I’m just excited to have been given the opportunity to be a small part of Bearotic.com.  When I was invited to contribute, I knew exactly who I wanted to talk about.  It was about a big bear of a man that truly defined the term, “Bearotic”:

Wrestling Legend John “Big John Studd” Minton

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