“Hale & Pace”: Gareth Hale’s Facial Expressions

Gareth Hale is one-half of the British comedy team, “Hale & Pace.”  He is a gorgeous bear of a man and I am completely enamored by his expressive face.  Of course, I always enjoy seeing Mr. Hale in the nude, but what I love more is seeing him laugh, get embarrassed, and become painfully aroused.  The following YouTube videos will show exactly what I mean:


The Man Who Can’t Take Anything Seriously


‘Toilet Attendant’ & ‘Guide Cat’ sketch


Marbles (or quite possibly one of the funniest comedy sketch ever)

“Don’t Drink The Water”: A Pepto-Bismol Commercial

Here’s a funny commercial with a cute, woofy bear who’s just lounging on a beach chair, enjoying the sun, and drinking cocktails.

I just love his squinty eyes.  I tend to get attracted to bearish folks with those eyes: they appear somber and aged.  Since I gravitate towards older bears, I think I’m attracted to their life’s experiences, from their hardships to their accomplishments.  There I go again, romanticizing things.  Lols.

And here’s a collage from that commercial.  At the time (2001), I thought that the actor resembled an actor named Brent Sexton which is why he’s included in the collage.

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[BearBeat] Sonny Roselli: Cocky Arrogance & Deserved Beatdowns in Pro-Wrestling

I love pro-wrestling.  And if anybody accused me for loving it solely due to its homoeroticism, I won’t lie.  No offense to those who respect the craft & discipline and actual athleticism & sportsmanship of being a pro-wrestler.

In its essence, I enjoy watching the drama on display.  Though the storylines have gotten “complex,” the very tale of good vs. evil is the basic groundwork for all of the conflict and drama.  Besides watching the handful of burly masculinity on display, there are two specific things that I crave and look for:

1. Cocky Arrogance

Ah, yes.  As the typical heterosexual gets aroused from “dirty talk,” my personal phone sex is more of a “tv sex.”  I enjoy watching & listening to bearish wrestlers who are typically “heels.”  The cocky arrogance they exude is almost like a euphoric sexual spell that simply dazzles the eyes & ears and mesmerizes the heart & loin.  The above clip with Sonny Roselli is great, though the following video montage will better explain what I’m talking about:

See what I mean?  Not only do I get the bonus armpits shots with the arm flexings, I get to see a man.  A real man.  Confidence and arrogance become a blur.  He’s a true man and he’s not ashamed to brag about it.  He’s big, he’s strong, and he’ll let you know about it…  This brings me to the second thing:

2. Deserved Beatdowns

“Just desserts,” “karma,” “what goes around, comes back around”…  However you slice it, the cocky arrogant bad guy gets what’s coming to him.  He gets the beatdown that he deserves.  It’s what the fans want to see.  They love to hate the heel.  As I do too, though in a much different manner, since I’m actually loving the heel.  The following is another video montage of Sonny Roselli — this time, he’s getting the beatdown:

To this day, I am not sure why I find the cocky arrogant bearish wrestler getting beat up to be tremendously arousing.  To be clear, I’m not into actual physical violence.  I’m more into the fantasy/make-believe type of play-wrestling, if you will.  Still, I don’t understand why I prefer seeing the big guy get beat up rather than the other non-bear opponent.  Browsing the web, there tend to be more men who are just the opposite: they enjoy seeing the big bear guy beat up the other guy — specifically, smaller guys who are typically “jobbers” (more often than not, these jobbers and babyfaces are smaller in nature and are typically labeled as “twinks”).

Still, I think it’s the fact that I know that these big wrestlers can handle the so-called “deserved beatdowns.”  As they can confidently display their arrogance, they, too, can handle the same “punishments” they dish out to the helpless and weak jobbers.  A Yin and Yang thing of sorts, I guess?  Perhaps I love the strong and weak part of such bearish warriors?

Yes, I do romanticize my attractions.  Thing is, such attractions have been labeled by certain educated medical circles as “Paraphilia.”  Ah, but that is for another discussion…

pawnotes:
most of the clips i’ve extracted for the montages came from this source:
ihwwrestling @ youtube

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Paul Smith & Bud Spencer: Early Crushes, Aging, & A Fantasy Check

During the late ’70s and early ’80s, I was growing up in the Philippines and utterly confused about my curious attractions to big men.  One of the actors that fed my visual appetites was an actor named Paul Smith.  I’ve probably rented and watched Midnight Express on Betamax so many times that I can’t quite remember.

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Paul L. Smith in Return of the Tiger

Another early lust of mine and somewhat resembled Paul Smith was Bud Spencer.  Bud’s films were harder to find in Betamax so I resorted to anticipating the Saturday Afternoon TV Matinees (on 1 channel out of a total 5) as they would typically show one of his numerous dubbed films.

One day, I decided to put a piece of tape on a Betamax tape’s notch (there’s normally a piece of plastic here so that recording was possible).  I’ve rented this Betamax (it was a Claymation film called I Go Pogo) from a nearby Mom and Pop store so that I would be able to record a Bud Spencer movie called Banana Joe.  I told my Grandma that I lost the Betamax tape so I was rewarded with a good, old-fashioned butt-spanking while she paid 20 Pesos for my lost “I Go Pogo” tape.  But it was worth it.  To this day, I still have this Betamax tape.  If I so desire, I can watch it again from a Betamax player I had won from eBay a few years ago.

Fast forward to today.  I’m 35.  Alone.  And, well, lonely.  How the years do drastically change.  Paul Smith and Bud Spencer are in their 80’s (for Pete’s sakes, I can actually type down the word, “octogenarians”).  There are a gazillion channels out there.  Renting and buying entertainment in physical media form is becoming obsolete.  Kids nowadays can get practically anything through a high-speed internet connection.

Yeah, I feel old.  I’m also an evolving breed of the detached voyeur and eager collector of lusted bearish men.  I flow with the times.  Instead of a notebook, I start a blog.  Instead of talking to myself, I now ramble and rant with others.  I used to collect and share images & videos of my attractions via Betamax, VHS, and DVDs; now most of my collection are digital collections all stored in a computer hard drive.

I would like to stop and live life before I myself get lucky or unlucky enough to become an octogenarian.  But, the strange thing is, I enjoy this.  I guess, until then, this blog will continue on, unless one day, others can just download everything that I possess through a headset that transmits knowledge directly into the brain.  That would be a Fantastic Planet

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[BearPit] Reese Hoffa

Here’s a collage of woofy American shotputter, Reese Hoffa.  Bigger quality images can be found in ViewImages.com (I haven’t figured out how to link to the proper page, so just use its search function).

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The following is a video clip of Reese Hoffa winning the gold medal from the 2007 IAAF Athletics World Championship in Osaka, Japan. 

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[BearPit] Unknown Woofy Bear

According to the jpg properties, I created this collage on April of 2003, but I’m not sure if the date stamp is accurate.  Anyway, so I can safely assume that this cute college bear was part of MTV’s 2003 Spring Break.  He was some random party guy who ended up being a bouncer for MTV during Spring Break.  If there’s anybody out there who knows more about this hunky fella, please keep me informed.  All I could remember was his name: Big Tony.

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[BearPit] Grant Roa

In the film, Whale Rider, Grant Roa played that uncle that every kid like me wished they had: husky, furry, and a post-linebacker build which always results in a gorgeous gut (though I suspect most kids like me actually had woofy uncles, and for that I envy them).

Here’s a collage of him with his woofy armpit in view with a heaping dosage of sexy bear chest.

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[BearPit] Havok

Due to the CO-EXECUTIVE PRODUCER JACQUELINE DINCAUZE credit blocking Steve Harwell’s money shot, here is a reasonably suitable replacement: a wrestler named Havok.  I haven’t fully explored his current wrestling history, but he used to be in a tag team called, The Solution.

Not sure who the other wrestler is, but thank you sir.

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[BearPit] Steve Harwell

I completely missed out on The Surreal Life (Season 6) from VH-1.  Not that I cared about these types of shows, but, dammit, Steve Harwell was in it!  I was lucky enough to record one episode and I was lucky enough to catch a glimpse of Steve sleeping shirtless.  Unfortunately, the damn credits blocked the money shot.  And just when that CO-EXECUTIVE PRODUCER JACQUELINE DINCAUZE (I will not forget her) credited name was about to fade, it cuts to the next scene.  Fuck!

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Smash Mouth: “Your Man” Music Video

My very first website in ’98 was about a fan page dedicated to Smash Mouth (I still have my email, smashedbilly@yahoo.com).  I remember when Smash Mouth was just starting out and they played at a small club in Vegas.  There were about 15 people and I was there by myself (yup, “loser”).  I was instantly smitten the moment I laid eyes on the singer, Steve Harwell.  He had a shaven head at the time and he was surprisingly agile while perfoming (he got major air while jamming to Heave Ho).

Anyway, here’s one of the group’s music video, Your Man (from the album Smashmouth).  It’s completely retro-80’s sounding and the video reflects it (i.e., cheesy, corny plotting, and bad acting).  Why did I pick this video?  Well, not only do I dig the 80’s sound, but almost at the end of the video, we see Steve with both arms outstretched while standing by the bathroom door.  Unfortunately, this woofy bear is not unclothed.  Boo!

Oh yeah, and this is my first YouTube upload.  Yay.  Welcome to the 21st Century.  I am now cool and hip.

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Jeff Saturday: Series of TV Ads for ACE

Starting Center for the Indianapolis Colts, Jeff Saturday, is one damn fine woofy bear.  He has those deep and hypnotic, penetrating eyes.  He also has the most perfect beard I have ever seen on anybody.

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Jeff has a series of humorous ads for ACE, a men’s grooming supplies company.  Links below will lead you to these commercials…

ACEforMen Official Site
ACEforMen on YouTube

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Jason Bane: One Heck of a Monster Bear

To me this woofy bear possesses that perfect bear god physique. He is Zeus. Hercules. Adonis. All rolled up into one complete package. His dashing good looks is the reason why admirers of such men had coined the term “bears.” Just look at him. Massive. Furry. Masculine. Who wouldn’t go weak at the mere sight of this perfection?

Jason Bane 

Jason Bane has a MySpace page which has more photos of him. Make sure to catch his full match against another woofy bear, Rhyno. To my disappointment, Mr. Bane has shaved off his furry body for this match. Still, it does not negate the simple fact that the man is unbelievably hot.

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And praise ye Lord of Creeping Wrestling Tights!  A wrestling bear’s navel should always be revealed…

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[BearPit] Richard Karn

This is quite possibly my most potent fetish that would literally drive me nuts: Armpits of bearish men. To me, this body region — especially on the marvelous physiques of bearish men — represents man at his most vulnerable state. With his arms outstretched, he is not just literally helpless but also in full acceptance of being an object of desire. That, my friends, is basically a fancy way of saying that I have a propensity towards bondage and S&M. I’m mostly fascinated and aroused with its role-playing aspects rather than the actual physical pain it promotes (which explains my obsession with pro-wrestling). But those are subjects for another time.

The following is a screenshot of Richard Karn with his manly goodness exposed from a horrible movie called Bram Stoker’s The Mummy.

Richard Karn

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Ray Winstone: aka My Number One Bear

Ah, Mr. Ray Winstone. He’s quite possibly my number one bear. It used to be James Gandolfini. Richard Karn before him. Then John Goodman. <sighs>

Anyway, I often wonder why I was so attracted to him. He’s not the typical bear I tend to get attracted to. What is it about him? His sexy voice? His oh-just-so-perfect gut? His penetrating eyes? His overwhelmingly husky and masculine face? His seeming cocky demeanor? (I love that in a bear!) Come to think of it, I guess I have illuminated my own ruminations.

The following is a collage from quite possibly the best movie evar!!11!!1! Sorry. It’s from a wonderful movie called Sexy Beast. Mr. Winstone’s actual physique should have been motion-captured in Beowulf (I’d take a well-rounded belly over a 6 pack abs) — or at least when Beowulf got older in the film.

Ray Winstone (aka My Number One Bear)

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Here I go again…

I used to run the BearMythology Yahoo Group a few years back. Long story short, I basically abandoned the group. There really was no reason for it. I just decided to stop it. I still regret it as I’ve met a lot of wonderful individuals who were truly caring and supportive. I miss you all.

Well, so here’s BearMythology Part II. What do I intend to do with it? Well, blogging seems like a better way to start. And what will this be about? Well, bears, of course. I’m talking about gorgeous men with burly, masculine physiques. Gay or Straight, this will be about a specific physical specimen of men who I tend to characterize as “Bears.”

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