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Joey Oglesby: Handsome Headshots

The unbelievably handsome Joey Oglesby just posted an IMDB headshot and two new woofy headshots.  I knew that if I kept e-stalking his MySpace Page, I’ll eventually find new photos.  Lol.  And what a present it was today!  I mean, I just can’t help it.  The man is just beyond gorgeous.  I hate to talk hyperbole, but in this case, I’ll make an exception.  This man is pure and simple utter perfection.  It’s true.  *sighs*

And as an important Public Service Announcement, Season 2 of Friday Night Lights comes out on DVD this Tuesday, April 22.  Why is this important?  I have 4 reasons:

REASON #1: Joey Oglesby appears in 5 episodes
REASON #2: He’s shirtless in one of them
REASON #3: He reveals his armpits in most of them
REASON #4: It’s freaking Joey Oglesby.  You don’t need any other reasons

Just in case you need a visual reminder:

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[BearBeat] John Gemberling: Goofy Chubby Gets Offed … Twice

I found out about John Gemberling in a bizarre and twisted film called Palindromes.  He had a short scene, and there are screenshots of it here (though he looks like a kid and even resembles Andy Milonakis, rest assured that he is of legal age).  ^_^

Mr. Gemberling has 2 MySpace pages:

John Gemberling’s MySpace #1
John Gemberling’s MySpace #2

The following YouTube shorts are of John Gemberling getting beat up and, sadly, killed.  The first video shows a lot of yummy belly shots, while the second video shows a quick reveal of his left armpit.

BearBeat Score:
2 out of 5 Pawnches

I had to give a low score because Gemberling’s two characters die.  That’s not good.  Also, in the first video, he was a bit too gay (lol) with the pirate delivery; while in the second video, he had too short of a screen time.

Joey Oglesby: My Obsession With This Catchy Cub Continues

Yes, I’m constantly visiting Mr. Joey Oglesby’s MySpace Page for any updates and such.  And, boy howdy, he just recently uploaded some new hot photos.  I swear, he could be wearing a burlap sack and he’s still going to be as hot and woofy as ever.

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One word: “Damn!”  That’s a truly badass look.
They need to replace Hugh Jackman with Mr. Oglesby for the
upcoming “Wolverine” film!… ASAP!

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Like I said, he could wear just about anything and still be teh hotness.

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Lol.  Joey’s the younger brother.  Something’s inherently sexy
about a younger sibling who is of a bigger frame than the older one.

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Well, wow!

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Joey with Kevin Everett

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Defending Donnie Davies

I figure I post this as I’ve been emailed/scolded a goodly enough time to set me straight. <– sarcasm

Donnie Davies and his Evening Service is a hoax.  I am not sure who actually created it, but the viral internet video frontman of it all is an actor/entertainer, Joey Oglesby.  In his MySpace Page (which, quite frankly, has the gayest pink wallpaper background I have ever seen — sorry, Joey, but it’s true), click on his blog and you’ll read the following:

Joey on Donnie Davies

I , joey oglesby, have recently been identified as the fundamentalist preacher and songwriter Donnie Davies. I am very aware of the uncanny similarities in our appearance, including a very unfortunate chicken pox scar in between my eyes. Also, while we are both big fans of lists, his deals with gay bands while mine is a comprehensive list of ladders. However, that is where the similarities end. For instance, my Mom will tell you that I am much skinnier and more handsome than him. Also he can dunk a basketball, where as, I cannot. Although, in interest of full disclosure and to prevent further confusion, I can touch the rim and have a wicked sweet jump shot.

Most importantly though, our messages are vastly different. Donnie’s message seems to be one of hate and intolerance, where as mine, is of love and acceptance. Ultimately, it is my opinion that the message Donnie Davies conveys and the prejudice inherent in it do indeed exist in this world. Although i disagree personally with Pastor Davies, it seems his video has sparked some much needed dialogue. And for that i am grateful. But, it is ultimately the difference in our messages that makes me, Joey Oglesby, and him Donnie Davies, two very different people.

Joey Oglesby

joeyoglesby@gmail.com

Joey Oglesby’s Comprehensive List of Ladders (shortest to longest)

Step
Bunk Bed
Rope (position depends on length of rope)
A frame *
Vertical
Little giant
Extension
Fire truck (red)

There you have it.  The best thing is that I stumbled upon that blog entry while searching for “proof”; and because of it, I am now an even bigger fan of his (is that even possible?).  Anyway, the following are my Googled links showing that Joey Oglesby is an entertainer, first and foremost, where he seems to be interested in truly thought-provoking drama and comedy that border on the obscene and offensive:

Theater: Jesus Hates Me’ provokes questions between the laughs
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Chicken & Pickle Guys
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Dallas Theatre League
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Joey Oglesby has done such a tremendously good job in keeping Donnie Davies’ character in check that he had managed to infuriate GoodAsYou.org — a gay-friendly site that ironically uses “humor and irreverence rather than anger and protests, Good As You represents a new generation of GLSBT activism.”  If anything, Good As You should have been massively promoting Donnie Davies if they claimed to use “humor and irreverence.”  You can’t get much better irreverent humor than Donnie Davies.  Here’s a couple of posts by that site:

Our short, mostly-confined-to-the-blogosphere nightmare is over

Friday Night Davies
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Well, I sure hope that clear things up.  As Toad The Wet Sprocket once sang, All I Want is to just see more of Joey Oglesby, or something like that.

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Mark “The Bear” Smith: He’s The Kine One Onolicious Bear, Bruddah!

I lived in the island of Oahu, Hawaii when I was a confused 11 year old until I was an even more confused 24 year old.  Checking out the MySpace Page of Mark “The Bear” Smith, he apparently was an island neighbor, just two hops away from me, in quite possibly the most beautiful island ever: Maui.  He is a beast of a bear yet possesses that cuddly and friendly face.  Case in point:

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Not quite sure what fish it is, but all I could see is
Mr. Smith’s woofy face.  My voice then changes into
a badly impersonation of Al Pacino as I yell,
“Humuhumunukunukuapua’a!”

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I also want to make a big woofy shout-out to my good friend, Greg, owner/moderator of the amazing Brotherhood of Bears Yahoo Group.  Every week, he always manages to find bears that I have not heard of and bears that I have forgotten.  Greg’s been practically doing it for about close to a decade now and he keeps wowing me with his woofy finds.  Case in point: Mr. Mark “The Bear” Smith.  If it wasn’t for Greg, I might have forgotten about “The Bear.”  That is not only unacceptable, but it should be downright illegal.

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Jason Bane: One Heck of a Monster Bear

To me this woofy bear possesses that perfect bear god physique. He is Zeus. Hercules. Adonis. All rolled up into one complete package. His dashing good looks is the reason why admirers of such men had coined the term “bears.” Just look at him. Massive. Furry. Masculine. Who wouldn’t go weak at the mere sight of this perfection?

Jason Bane 

Jason Bane has a MySpace page which has more photos of him. Make sure to catch his full match against another woofy bear, Rhyno. To my disappointment, Mr. Bane has shaved off his furry body for this match. Still, it does not negate the simple fact that the man is unbelievably hot.

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And praise ye Lord of Creeping Wrestling Tights!  A wrestling bear’s navel should always be revealed…

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