Nicholas Barker: Woofy Chubby Bear Of Dimmu Borgir


DG, the resident “Music Bear” expert, just linked me to a YouTube video of a shirtless Nicholas Barker drumming it up for Dimmu Borgir.  Wow.  He said that the video will get me hot, and he was absolutely right, it’s not even funny.  Check it out:

(higher quality version)

It’s pretty anti-climactic, but here’s my shirtless photo of Nick Barker.  I forgot where I got it, but I’m guessing it was from Kerrang! or some metal magazine.


I have the 2-Disc DVD of Dimmu Borgir – World Misanthropy but the second disc was unreadable.  There’s supposed to be some great stuff in it with Nicholas Barker.  I probably bought a bad bootleg.

7 thoughts on “Nicholas Barker: Woofy Chubby Bear Of Dimmu Borgir”

  1. @ DG:
    Thanks for the awesome Dimmu info! And, yeah, that PSA was pure unADULTerated LOLERSKATES! Oh, wow. Just wow.

    Ah yes, NFG. I used the Google in my noggin’ to view him. But, yes, I’m in total agreement. He’s definitely a cute cub.

  2. Nice collage from the interview.

    Seen that interview before… loved it. I found out that he’s not as brutal in real life as he is on drums after all. So adorable.

    You should check out Dimmu’s video for Progenies Of The Great Apocalypse. Each band member has a twisted character and Nicholas is supposed to be like a butcher from hell or something. He’s wearing nothing but an apron.

    I suggest not putting that video up on this site though… may be a little too much… lol.

  3. Wow!!I have that movie too ( and a couple others of Evans ) and have milked them the same way! There’s nothing wrong with being a prude. Thats why I love this blog-we can admire Bears here without It being all about porn.

  4. The very first straight porn DVD I have ever bought was “Tera, Tera, Tera.” It was a comeback video for Tera Patrick and she decided to become monogamous when it comes to heterosexual sex. She’s married to Evan Seinfeld and all of her scenes with a man was with her tattooed musclebear husband.

    I highly recommend this DVD and it’s worth paying the price as there are multiple shots on certain scenes. I’m a prude when it comes to pr0n, but “Tera, Tera, Tera” is a definite keeper. I have been milking this knowledge to my straight acquaintances to indirectly prove to them that I’m not gay. 😛

  5. OMG,how hot Is Nicholas! But my all time tattooed Bear rocker Is Evan Seinfeld of the Tattooed Millionaires,formerly with Biohazard.And he’s not afraid to appear more than shirtless.

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