Shirtless Bear With A Beeper Holding A Beer
Got this photo sometime in 2000 and not sure who he is…
This is quite possibly my most uncreative post title ever. And with that, here’s a haiku in seven parts…
Big bear is shirtless
Beeper, beer, tattoos, and fur
Ejaculation
One-fourth of man’s head
Ruining this perfect pic
Can’t even get head
Shirtless, goateed bear
Staring at man’s one-fourth head
Says “No” to BJ
Arm with bear tattoos
A gecko crawls on his chest
Kneeling man, blue balls
Why can’t I get head
Snakeskin belt too tight, bear said
I kick his balls… missed!
Big bear removes belt
One-fourth head and blue balls smiles
Gets beat down instead
Beeper beeps and beeps
“Having fun with your blind date?”
Holymotherfu–
BearMythology 
that was beautiful
Holy fk that belt is so hot on him. It really completes the whole package for me. I creamed in my pants.
His name is Terry and he’s in South Florida — he’s gained a few pounds a looks even hotter now! He goes by ThermalBear online sometimes, because he’s so hot blooded. He sure made me sweat!! WOOF!