NFL MANIA 2009: Kris Dielman

Kris Dielman

The official first week of the NFL is here and it means eye candy galore for us admirers of beefy and husky uniformed gladiators.  And to celebrate, these mythical, brutish athletes will be justly worshipped throughout a week I hereby christened NFL MANIA 2009.  And if you have any suggestions and requests, please let me know.

Kris Dielman aceTo kick things off, here isKris Dielman 68 b Kris Dielman, the burly left guard of the San Diego Chargers.

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Simply breathtaking
Simply breathtaking

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Kris Dielman's "Phantom Punch"
Kris Dielman's "Phantom Punch"

The above photo is of a bewildered Kris Dielman as he got ejected for “punching” Tamba Hali of the Kansas City Chiefs last year.  Watch the video below and it is pretty obvious that Tamba Hali got punched pretty bad … or pretty badly.  😉

Make sure to check out his official San Diego Chargers players page for more photos and videos.

A slightly husky Keith circa 2006
A slightly husky Keith circa 2006

from Chris Wine’s Flickr Photostream

For more awesome Kris Dielman photos on Flickr (such as the one below from laserlightcollectibles), check out the Flickr Hive Mind.

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LaDanian can only dream of becoming as huge as Kris
LaDainian can only dream of becoming as huge as Kris

Finally, here’s one of my favorite photos of Mr. Dielman:

Kris Dielman sd chargersfrom Le Trou’s Picassa Web Album

13 thoughts on “NFL MANIA 2009: Kris Dielman Leave a comment

  1. HERE’S MY SUGGESTION….LET’S MAKE A MOVIE STARRING ALL THESE BEEFY BURLY SEXY HUNKS! THE STORY? WELL..AHEM..LET’S SEE..UHM…YES!I’VE GOT IT! EUREKA!! THESE MAMMOTH HUNKS ARE FLYING TO A EUROPEAN COUNTRY FOR A DEMONSTRATION GAME.THE PLANE DEVELOPS A MINOR SNAG AND MANAGES TO LAND ON A SMALL TROPICAL ISLAND. THEY DON’T KNOW IT BUT THIS ISLAND IS HOME TO A TRIBE OF NATIVES WHO LOVE TO SUBDUE BIG MEN AND INFLICT EROTIC TORTURES ON THEM BEFORE RELEASING THEM!WILL THESE NFL HUSKIES ‘BE BOUND’ TO SHOW THEIR ENDURANCE TO LIP SMACKIN’ EROTIC TORTURE THAT INVOLVES BEING TIED UP WHILE THE NATIVES HAVE THEIR WAY WITH THEM?

  2. I love Kris Dielman. So incredibly hot…

    For the past several years, when my boyfriend gets the new Madden football game, one of the first things we do is go through the rosters and pick my favorite hotties to trade onto his team. Needless to say, Kris Dielman is one of my favorites.

  3. Check out the following players:
    Andrew Whitworth – Bengals
    Jon Runyan – Eagles (and do a Youtube search for his McDonalds commercial)
    Brian Urlacher – Bears (appropriate)
    Ryan Kalil – Panthers

    Andy Reid – Eagles coach
    Tom Cable – Raiders coach

  4. I myself already knew about Andrew Whitworth and Jon Runyan. And Andy Reid has long been a favorite. I just saw Tom Cable the other day for the first time and was impressed. And I’m not so into Urlacher. Ryan Kalil was a nice find though. I’ll have to add him to my list.

    Also, check out Chris Hoke, with the Steelers. He’s pretty yummy.

    1. Get out of my brain, never! 🙂 I share the same sentiments, even with Urlacher. And, yes, Ryan Kalil is also promptly added to my list. Thank you, footballbear! That’s truly an awesome list.

  5. Its also worth mentioning that these guys often do a lot of great community and charity work, and those of you who appreciate them should give a bit back by supporting the charities they do if possible.

  6. I’ve been a fan of Kris Dielman for years but Hank Fraly Is one HOT Cub lookin guy! Matt Light aint so much my type but he has a nice build.Hmm…somewhere I’ve got a pic of Matt In a speedo.

  7. yeah ive got the speedo pic too. one thing about these football players they look beefy and usually have facial hair but they rarely have alot of body hair to show. That Ryan Kalil is a FIND. thanks for that.

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